Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Postal Pippa]

The Stinkditch Horror

Shadow over Amhole
The Queer in yellow

Dead Lambs in the Walls

The Call of Kevin Gibes

 

[Old Fart]

The Comer Out of Space

 

[Gaia Soraka]

Am virgin

Ftfy, Kevin edition

 

[Sarah Connor]

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Positively Lovecraftian.

He looks like one of the fish people kept in vats of goo that Alex Jones was talking about

 

[Aunt Carol]

A quick search on Twitter pulled up yet another individual of the same sort, lamenting the fact that Kevin joined these people... and having a little callout thread. Pretty par for the course I suppose. Confirms them as being a creepy cultish clique. (But be real, based on what I described, was that really in much doubt?)

Kevryn doesn't know he's living on a farm/ranch; he pays his $1,000 for room and board and then he murr-posts on Twitter all day. He has a "Mistress" but they don't have sex, and apparently being an owned slave-thing doesn't mean you do scenes or even chores.

("Mistress" is legitimately very busy, poorly but earnestly doing real farm work and diligently taking LARPer night watch against a threat that never comes. It's hard to tell how much love there is for Kevryn; does Penny dream of opening the door to see Kevryn sprawled on a cushion, or is there the more understandable emotion of "great to see you didn't even vacuum all day?")

Now Kevyn's being publicly inducted into another trans cult and this one seems more up his alley, being mostly-online and with a mission statement centered on hornyposting, no social justice or animal husbandry to get in the way.

At what point does Kevryn give up on the Tranch and take his rent money somewhere else with low cost-of-living? His tugboat makes him an asset if some other troon has room for a boarder; all Kevryn needs is electricity, broadband, and Hot Pockets, and all his "new Mistress" needs to do to one-up Penny is to spend five minutes a day posting about how much they totally own Kevryn.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

You joke, but I legitimately think the Korps are a cult of some sort. Looks like I'm not the only one. I mean, when even other weird hyper-leftist kinky troons (the kind who you think would also be in on this) are also calling you out as a cult, man, some really dark and freaky shit must be going on. What do they know that we don't...?

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So, that makes what, two fetish-cults that Kevin is a part of now? (The other one being the ranch where he lives, obviously...)

I love how easily he was taken in by the rhetoric tbh. Even other furries know these guys are fucked up, but Kevin’s totally oblivious. Dude’s on Twitter gushing about being recruited into a cult like “omg I just had a groupchat with Heaven’s Gate and they all said I was a very special energy being and they wanted me to ride in a spaceship with them and aaaaaaaaaaa nobody’s ever told me they liked me before”

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

At what point does Kevryn give up on the Tranch and take his rent money somewhere else with low cost-of-living?

That's a really good point. Why does he live on the tranch and pay $1000/month? He doesn't do shit there, so it's not like he moved in to be a trancher. And he lives his life entirely online, so he could quite literally live anywhere. I could see if the tranch was in/near a major city and that would be a big change to be away from people, but it's not. He could live in a super cheap part of the country, save money on rent and not need to e-beg for toy money. What's holding him back?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If this gets Kevin out of the Tranch, then I wholly approve of it.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

That's a really good point. Why does he live on the tranch and pay $1000/month? He doesn't do shit there, so it's not like he moved in to be a trancher. And he lives his life entirely online, so he could quite literally live anywhere. I could see if the tranch was in/near a major city and that would be a big change to be away from people, but it's not. He could live in a super cheap part of the country, save money on rent and not need to e-beg for toy money. What's holding him back?

I'm guessing because Kevin's in totally-real-and-polyamorous relationship with Penny and Jen. Also, there's been some speculation that he might've used some of his inheritance money to invest in the tranch, which would further explain why they let him sit around and do nothing.

I'd also suspect Kevin's actually too lazy to move at this point. I'd doubt he'd be out unless Penny throws him out.

 

[BallBuster]

I'm guessing because Kevin's in totally-real-and-polyamorous relationship with Penny and Jen. Also, there's been some speculation that he might've used some of his inheritance money to invest in the tranch, which would further explain why they let him sit around and do nothing.

I'd also suspect Kevin's actually too lazy to move at this point. I'd doubt he'd be out unless Penny throws him out.

With all the grift money they made, they can pay him back and kick him out now.

Also, I see Wedge came back. Guessing they are in a hotel room somewhere?

 

[White Devil]

With all the grift money they made, they can pay him back and kick him out now.

Also, I see Wedge came back. Guessing they are in a hotel room somewhere?

That grift money is probably gone, dude.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Every photo of Wedge and Kevin look the same. Kevin looks genuinely happy to see Wedge, while Wedge looks disgusted and like he's about to run away screaming.

Also, Kevin has never looked feminine in photos, but at least when he takes photos, you can tell he's trying to mimic a woman. Whenever it's a candid photo, Kevin looks grossly masculine. I would say I'm surprised that Wedge would share such an unflattering photo, but I think Wedge does this on purpose.

 

[stupid frog]

So Kevin paid to fly in his prostiute "girlfriend" "daddy" again? Did he use the rest of his "stimmy"?
Flying out for sex a second time during a pandemic. "Sex". Sad!

Can't wait to see what gross shit they shill on Wedge's OF.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Ok but has anyone mentioned what's going on with the clown's eyebrows in the last few pictures?? Did he shave them and then draw them on with crayon??? Honest to god I can't understand what's wrong with them, it looks like they were burned on and have left charred scars on his forehead.

It looks like a piss-poor microblade job. Basically, you get tiny tattoos on your eyebrow to give the appearance that it's your natural eyebrows. After a few days, it scabs over, gets darker and starts to flakes off, like this:

Picture of microbladed eyebrows

It's usually not THAT bad though. Wedge either did it himself or paid someone at a shitty salon to do it for cheap.

 

[Yamamura]

That's a really good point. Why does he live on the tranch and pay $1000/month? He doesn't do shit there, so it's not like he moved in to be a trancher. And he lives his life entirely online, so he could quite literally live anywhere. I could see if the tranch was in/near a major city and that would be a big change to be away from people, but it's not. He could live in a super cheap part of the country, save money on rent and not need to e-beg for toy money. What's holding him back?

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Bart wants to go to Krusty camp. Thinking it would be cool and fun, but when they get there it turns out to be a scam where they're forced to stay in a dilapidated shit hole and sew wallets in a sweat shop, and then are fed imitation gruel.

Well, that's basically what Kevin thought before moving to troon haven. He thought he would have a harem of dickgirls that are always horny and constantly having orgies, like some kinda hentai amusement park, but what he really got was a Star Wars space dome that constantly smells like a barnyard and he's always surrounded by several other baritone voiced fat dudes who are heavily armed all the time.

Why Kevin hasn't left yet? Beats me, but if I had to bet, my money is on other people telling him that moving out into the middle of nowhere was a stupid idea in the first place. And now he's coping by trying to prove them wrong and how he's totally living the dream out there.

Which would explain why he constantly has to lie about his entire life. All the way from how great his am hole is to how much sex he's having. Because he can't face the fact his life is now a nightmare. He admitted besides buying toys his life has no meaning or purpose, all he can do is cope by quietly playing video games in the corner and pretending he's anywhere else in the world, except the tranch.

 

[Gone Ham]

I wonder how much more efficient the tranch would be without Kev

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wonder how much more efficient the tranch would be without Kev

Kevryn's positives: brings in rent

Kevryn's neutrals: Twitter notoriety (prolific and niche high profile, but not contributing to the ranching/militia story)

Kevryn's negatives: another mouth to feed, another troon's worth of filth
electricity use
resentment from the labor-class Tranchers whenever he gets a Transformer delivered

Wildcard: does Penny enjoy or quietly resent "owning" Kevryn?


Wedge's visit, or maybe some other e-troons' pending visits, might be a good opportunity for Penny to be the bigger man and reluctantly "let" Kevryn break their sacred contract to go be someone else's problem slavegirl. It'd be like rehoming some of the alpacas: just needs the right spin. Heck, remind Kevryn how much he likes being dehumanized and tell him he's being sold.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Kev is wont be moving out the tranch any time soon,he legit has nowhere to go,who in the fuck would take him?What could he contribute to anything else than a coomer cult?
Hes pissing away his inheritance into the tranch and contributes absolutely nothing to help make it succeed But that well has to be near dry soon?

The good shit will occur when kev cant actually put $1k a month into the ranch,and he actually has to put in the work in or he gets kicked the fuck out.


Imagine Kev in the real world

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Divine right to rule]

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Well, excuuuuuse us cis-scum Kevie, but most of us have never even met a weirdo that cut off his balls before, much less seen them naked or tried to have sex with them.
And didn't Wedge have to swallow a whole lot of blue pills to get hard BEFORE getting his balls chopped off, just through HRT?