Orbiter Helena G. Fiorenza / zonichu / Pickinyfelliny - edgy artfag with a girl boner for chris-chan

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Captain Hank Murph said:
Even Chris denied her. That's gotta hurt if your hero says no.
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Chris is like that one heterochromatic frog in the pond that stupid little girls keep thinking is a poor, cursed prince because of how loudly and sorrowfully it screams REEEEEEEEEEEE at night, so they keep running out to the pond to hunt for the frog and try to catch it so they can kiss it and turn it into a beautiful Prince Charming, but it's just a retarded frog and it doesn't want the kisses because the chemicals in the water turned it gay.
 
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nanashi said:
... what was the b& worthy offense?
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[sorry for the delay]

basically she was bragging about manipulating chris with the 'friends with benefits' saga. acting like they deserved a cookie for giving us new chris content.

we try to stress a very 'hands-off' CWC-watching experience.

after letting her spam her fucking recolors for a month
[that truthfully were off-topic bullshit]
i was like, who else would i let come in the sub saying, "i told chris i wanna fuck him. here's my saga!" ...?

just took me that long to come to my senses. normally i'd instantly boot anyone that introduced themselves as a kinder gentler idea guy.

i think i just saw her posts' previews and dismissed it as fan art. i suck at this mod shit. i should try eThottery before it becomes too complicated.
 
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On a thread about someone's dating profile featuring them kissing a monster thing from the Five Nights At Freddy's video game. She just has to spill some spaghetti everywhere about her own dating profile. I guess she thinks this stuff is funny/cute/endearing.
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And the original cringey image she is reacting to since it's worth a laugh:

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I still think she's too selfaware, and too much of a Tryhard to be a true cow but I check her profile once and a while and if she posts something exceptionally dumb I grab it. Figure anyone checking this thread might get a chuckle. She still spams her „fan comic“ everywhere and gets no engagement.
 
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Pappy Striderite said:
[sorry for the delay]

basically she was bragging about manipulating chris with the 'friends with benefits' saga. acting like they deserved a cookie for giving us new chris content.

we try to stress a very 'hands-off' CWC-watching experience.

after letting her spam her fucking recolors for a month
[that truthfully were off-topic bullshit]
i was like, who else would i let come in the sub saying, "i told chris i wanna fuck him. here's my saga!" ...?

just took me that long to come to my senses. normally i'd instantly boot anyone that introduced themselves as a kinder gentler idea guy.

i think i just saw her posts' previews and dismissed it as fan art. i suck at this mod shit. i should try eThottery before it becomes too complicated.
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...i appreciate the reply.

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On a thread about someone's dating profile featuring them kissing a monster thing from the Five Nights At Freddy's video game. She just has to spill some spaghetti everywhere about her own dating profile. I guess she thinks this stuff is funny/cute/endearing.
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And the original cringey image she is reacting to since it's worth a laugh:

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I still think she's too selfaware, and too much of a Tryhard to be a true cow but I check her profile once and a while and if she posts something exceptionally dumb I grab it. Figure anyone checking this thread might get a chuckle. She still spams her „fan comic“ everywhere and gets no engagement.
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People want this to be moved to the CWC board given recent events, so I hope the moderator there doesn't disagree and yell at me.
 
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Siegfried said:
She's kinda boring. I really don't think some irrelevant tubby obsessed with Chris deserves a thread. Maybe once she and Chris shack up.
Edit: Op missed some stuff.
Chris seems like also wants to be friends with benefits.
looks like it was deleted thank GodBear for archival sites.
New sweetheart saga when.
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So it was either her, Fiona or Barb. Chris really is a tard. Goes to show, he's still a predator with sex on the mind.
 
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