Yeah. Like where the fuck is he gonna go? What is the list of things in DSP's head that he just can't wait to do once he gets vaccinated?
The only thing I could think of is maybe he thinks that soon they're not gonna let you into a restaurant if you aren't vaccinated? I mean this whole 'rona vaccine drama just makes me scratch my head because Dave has so many psychological hang-ups we know of that all of them could apply or only some of them could.
First, he has this childish jealousy over his wheelchairs and other people getting it and he's getting this stupid feeling of FOMO over it, then when he gets it he can use it to act like he's a moral doubleplusgood member of society.
On the other hand, he just somehow can't manage to sign up to an appointment. This could mean several things, he either doesn't want the vaccine but he still feels the need to virtue signal that he's a doubleplusgood person and so he can bitch about something because if there is one thing Dave loves besides sweaty men jpegs, gin and shoveling fast food down his gullet it's the ability to bitch about something. He could also just be legitimately too stupid to do it, he literally needs one of his wheelchairs to
tell tip him the solution to it because his brain is so gin-soaked and atrophied from years of underuse that he can't navigate something that nobody else seems to have trouble with. I've asked 3 people that I know live in WA who told me they're gonna sign up for the vaccine and all of them managed to do it on Thursday, all 3 have jobs and families. The longest it took is half an hour for one of them but that's only because she also signed up her family members. There's people in this very thread who have reported zero trouble with signing up for an appointment. Then of course we have his retarded hang-up of the appointment having to be on his terms and they're some of the most restrictive terms possible, it has to be on his day off so his mom-wife can drive him there and it has to be within 5 miles so he isn't scared by a new environment.
No matter how you look at it, this whole situation about him sperging out about getting the vaccine is stupid.
It's about to be. Starts out as a joke, then a meme, followed by the normal. Just like the vest.
And the stupid jeans thing.