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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
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https://twitter.com/CALDreamsOf/status/1375881115689496576 (Archive)

Wow! Who would've thunk that he was being dishonest and trying to downplay the depravity of his crime!!

When I first saw his claim about being arrested for escorting, I thought that his actual sentencing was something like sexual assault, but I'm not surprised that he's a child trafficer.

He's a piece of shit.
 
Looking forward to him skipping out on the offender registry in GA and also failing to notify CO of his "visit" if he stays more than two weeks. Harboring an unregistered sex offender is something LEO would bust the Tranch for. Hopefully the Tranch doesn't get cold feet over standing in solidarity with their sister.
 
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
View attachment 2093821

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
View attachment 2093868

Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
View attachment 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
View attachment 2093873View attachment 2093874View attachment 2093875View attachment 2093876

Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
View attachment 2093892

Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
View attachment 2093894

So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
You deserve some kind of award.
Well fucking done!
 
Trans people are statistically overrepresented as being pedophiles.

A significant percentage of pedophiles offend.

The tranch bringing on a child sex trafficker into their ranks is not a surprise. Statistically it was a near certainty if they continued to grow.

Fucking degenerates.
 
Can't wait to see the backpedaling once these morons read up on their thread. They truly can't do anything right.
I really hope they double down, but I'm not optimistic. They could stand up for a trans-sister who's been abused and oppressed by the system, but they will likely throw her to the wolves because they're cowards.
 
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
View attachment 2093821

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
View attachment 2093868

Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
View attachment 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
View attachment 2093873View attachment 2093874View attachment 2093875View attachment 2093876

Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
View attachment 2093892

Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
View attachment 2093894

So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
A 🏳️‍⚧️ Tranny/Gay is a kiddy diddler...
 
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https://twitter.com/CALDreamsOf/status/1375881115689496576 (Archive)

Wow! Who would've thunk that he was being dishonest and trying to downplay the depravity of his crime!!

When I first saw his claim about being arrested for escorting, I thought that his actual sentencing was something like sexual assault, but I'm not surprised that he's a child trafficer.

He's a piece of shit.
If he was just arrested for a minor prostitution charge, he wouldn't be in there for that long. It would just be a short stint in county jail they definatly wouldn't put him in prison solitary. LOL.
 
When i saw he was trying to get the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch From Colorado's attention, and saw he was in jail for sexuallly related crimes, my first thought was that he was a zoophile, and wanted to Mr. Hands the Alpacas or something. Now that i know the truth, idk if it's better or worse than what i had imagined.
 
Holy shit, a literal child pimp. What in the actual fuck. If he moves in it will be fascinating to see a new, much darker chapter in the Tranch saga. Like, yes Kev and Penny et al are degenerates, but I can't help but feel like they're babes in the woods compared to a truly sick fuck like this. Kevin is just a nerd with some disgusting fetishes and a Transformers collection, who smokes weed and occasionally drops acid. This freak was keeping a 16 year old kid addicted to crack, selling his body to disgusting adult men and making him sleep in a closet. There's something fundamentally childish (manchildish) about Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, even down to the name. Recent paramilitary LARPing aside, they have very little edge to them. If this ends up happening it will probably be hilarious and fascinating, in a fucked up way, to watch that world collide with the world of hard drugs and kiddie trafficking. I just hope no more kids get hurt, needless to say. If there has to be a new victim let it be Kevin, at least crack would help with his weight.
 
Wait...is this guy tweeting from prison? I didn't read anything about him being released and in that go-fund-me pic it looks like he's in a cell. Did someone smuggle him a trac fone up their ass or what?
The prison situation is strange. They're acting characteristically like they're not in jail, and none of the selfies or tweets speak that they're actually in jail, but idk.
 
OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
Excellent sleuthing.

Since you can't archive the inmate lookup on the GA DOC site, here is the lookup page and inmate number so people can verify the data on their own:
GDC ID: 1000768589

The name change must have been approved at some point because they are listed as Christina in the system and inmates are always listed by their legal name with any aliases listed separately.
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