DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Stephen Hawking]

OIC said: The trolls are punching the air right now (after the sub bomb).

Everyone on KF is laughing at how much of a cuck you are
We NEED you to keep donating subs for our enjoyment.

OIC will forever pay Phil each month like a forgotten Netflix account that at most watches reruns of "The Office".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Wow, OIC, what a pathetic display. Gifted all those subs and not a drop of recognition from your Piglord. Your parents must be so proud of the little cuck they raised. Also, thanks for the laughs: your continuing simping provides us so many chuckles. So much more entertaining than Philbert.

And he still won't be a mod. You would think that after Phil joked the other week about making him a mod, OiC would have wisened up and stopped supporting a junkie like Phil. But, I guess stupidity wins yet again.

 

[Penix]

Message to all paypigs: you are all massive faggots, thanks for the enjoyment.

 

[Thomas Highway]

I'm glad OIC will never breed.

Imagine what his children would think of this.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

$500+ not to even have your cuck achievement recognized by Piggy Daddy. OnlyIcedCuck, you are in the running for most pathetic dsp fan ever. Vidar, Derich and PlanetJeff are big competition though.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

OIC: "Here's a sub-bomb, Phil. That'll show the trolls." *Punches air*
Uh, no. We're all laughing at the sheer autism that you're cucking for a guy that claims that he's in good health because he can lift up a gallon of milk.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I'm glad OIC will never breed.

Imagine what his children would think of this.

Imagine you found out your father spent what would've been your college fund, your allowance, all the funding that could've went towards providing a good life for you and the rest of the family... all disppearing into Phi- wait, sorry, Scopely's pockets, leaving you impoverished and neglected.

I wouldn't blame you if patricide was the first thing that you'd feel like doing.

 

[JamFlowMan]

$500+ not to even have your cuck achievement recognized by Piggy Daddy. OnlyIcedCuck, you are in the running for most pathetic dsp fan ever. Vidar, Derich and PlanetJeff are big competition though.

They remind me of Swagginz before Phil shit on him. They have that same "giving Phil money makes my dick feel bigger" energy desperate for attention from Phil and the trolls.

The Discord leaks showed Phil is never going to make him a mod just string him along, bleed him dry, and get rid of him when he's done. If you still want to give money knowing that then fuck it go nuts more power to you.

 

[PieceofShet]

What happened when DSP said people should not gift sub this month and try to reach it collectively?

OIC clearly not listening to DSP. He doesnt deserve to be a mod.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Imagine you found out your father spent what would've been your college fund, your allowance, all the funding that could've went towards providing a good life for you and the rest of the family... all disppearing into Phi- wait, sorry, Scopely's pockets, leaving you impoverished and neglected.

I wouldn't blame you if patricide was the first thing that you'd feel like doing.

OiC is safe from this shame.

He has many other types of shame to deal with.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

I am sure people like OIC read threads like these. People like him are in denial of our responses. Our saying, "dude, we don't care. You are just throwing your money away on a 39 year old man child" just reads to him as seething. That is his warped perspective and that is fine. Phil supporters say we have no life and that we are wasting our time laughing at him. I disagree. We laugh at him. We troll him. We enjoy things like that because it is either a passive entertainment or one that requires little investment to do. Very little is lost for significant gain in personal enjoyment at laughing at the idiot.

What people like OIC and the rest of the whales do goes beyond spending money. They usually have to earn the money to give to Phil. They are actively trading their time for money to give to a man that trades it for sweaty man jpegs. These people are actively burning their life clock on someone that will never care about them and most of the time openly derides them. I am to the point now where I find that profoundly more entertaining than laughing at Phil. I actively enjoy watching these people waste their lives on a leech. The brightly burning car wreck used to be Phil. From his shitty fighting game play, to the general terrible game play, to the "This is how you don't plays", to the begging. Now the brightly burning car wrecks that you can't help but stare at are people like OIC. People who are wasting their time for literally nothing of value. Fascinating really. Just my opinion.

 

[IHateMyJob]

OIC throwing more money into phil's wwe champs bottomless pit just to watch another marathon has got to be peak ree. Oh and you'll never be mod.

 

[Gramh]

Headline! Another tard hits another arbitrary goal and DSP acts like an ungrateful asshole as he sets up another rigged polling for the reward, more at 11.

 

[tzgnilki]

I think this sub goal unlocks the retro replay, another "nominate games for me to pretend considering"

 

[Madre Muerte]

When is this paypig finally gonna get sick of this though?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

What people like OIC and the rest of the whales do goes beyond spending money. They usually have to earn the money to give to Phil. They are actively trading their time for money to give to a man that trades it for sweaty man jpegs. These people are actively burning their life clock on someone that will never care about them and most of the time openly derides them. I am to the point now where I find that profoundly more entertaining than laughing at Phil. I actively enjoy watching these people waste their lives on a leech. The brightly burning car wreck used to be Phil. From his shitty fighting game play, to the general terrible game play, to the "This is how you don't plays", to the begging. Now the brightly burning car wrecks that you can't help but stare at are people like OIC. People who are wasting their time for literally nothing of value. Fascinating really. Just my opinion.

Phil giving OIC modship as an April Fool's gag is honestly the most disrespectful shit. It wasn't just the trolls laughing at him that day, it was everyone. Phil knows the money faucet will wear off if Coffee ever got it, so it's entirely impossible. And he just flaunts that. The "ironic fan" excuse is so far out the window by this point, OIC is a total simp who would drool with Phil's thumb in his mouth.
And overall, genuine question. Is there even a reason to be mad at Phil anymore? He's still trying to grift people, yes, and by now he doesn't even bother trying to maintain a cohesive narrative for his eternal victim complex. But by now, after all the tipquisition bullshit and the whole doxxing thing, no normal person is going to donate to Phil, not for a while at least. By now the only people left funding Phil are his die-hard fans, to the point where Phil himself is whining over it. At this point the only people he's exploiting are the lonely dregs who are actively contributing to his scamming (letting him shake his tin can when you have a huge tip planned is directly assisting his feigning distress). I want DSP to keep going at this point, if it means people like OIC are throwing throwing their lives away to help him.

 

[Pargon]

Is there even a reason to be mad at Phil anymore?

There never was a reason to be mad at Phil. Only reasons to be pleased when he is stressed, pissed off or genuinely worried.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Last night before clocking out, Phil revealed that Kat and he have a weekly meal schedule. That is all.

 

[Balr0g]

Last night before clocking out, Phil revealed that Kat and he have a weekly meal schedule. That is all.

What a loving couple. I wonder if Kat has hung up a small chalkboard where she writes what meals she will prepare. I mean little Phil would be delighted with anticipation if he reads this.

On another note do you think Phil is concerned with riots? Or does he think his gated community will protect him?

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Last night before clocking out, Phil revealed that Kat and he have a weekly meal schedule. That is all.

That is not news, when the vest streak ended he chewed out some guy (SnowCarl I think) that basically tried to help him stall by asking about his meal schedule.
DSP said he can't tell him that because one of the reasons he had to end on time was that they were going to set up their meal schedule that evening.