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Tranch thread is on the front page, relevant link for the lazy:

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Nothing To See Here said:
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Nothing To See Here said:
I think it’s being used more generically, as a shorthand for “bunch of right-wingers who want to MAGA”, rather than naming a specific cult. This article (“At the time, I had no idea that I was being raised in a nationalist, white-identity, Neo-Confederate cult that worshipped power, white supremacy, and hypercapitalism. I’ve come to call this massive and dangerous sect the Cult of the Shining City.”) by the same guy as the original tweet supports my theory. There’s also the Nort Texas Church of Freethought in Arlington (vaguely near Dallas, but not Dallas suburbs), who have an online sermon from 1999 that mentions “the shining city”, but honestly I love myself too much to read all of that shit, so. They’re also not even a real church and don’t believe in any gods, so I doubt they’re Hailey’s cult.
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The ”shining city” is a reference to Matthew 5:14 (”You are the light of the world. A city set on a mountain cannot be hidden”). In this context it probably refers to the idea that America is that ”city on a mountain” that enlightens and gives hope to the world.

Basically it's the same sort of worshipping your country and conflating your country with God that leads people to put American flags inside churches.
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I'm pretty sure he at minimum grew up in an environment that was... religiously niche, shall we say, because neither of those things are part of fundie Christianity.
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Knowing how a lot of Prods are incredibly pro-Jewish and pro-Israel because muh God's chosen, and knowing how Judaisers are a thing in Protestantism (think the people who refer to Jesus as ”Yashua HaMesaiach”), it wouldn't surprise me if:
• he went to First Baptist, which is a massive church
• there was a group of Messianic Jews at First Baptist, or at the very least people who focused on a ”link” between Jews and Christians and followed Jewish traditions
• his family was a member of this group and brought Wedge up in it
• First Baptist either didn't want to or couldn't see any reason to kick them out, and they gained influence within the church
• because they were influential they managed to speak to whoever the church's leader was, and thus the governor of Texas (which is why Wedge talks about his family having political influence)
 
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I love how stupid Kevin looks in this image so much. He looks less like a human and more like an alien whose shapeshifter malfunctioned.

Here, since Kevin likes "cracking eggs" so much.

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I love the image, but there being 6 eggs in the carton, making it full, with one extra egg confuses me
Cerabella said:
Congratulation Wedge for (allegedly) climaxing inside Kevin rotten hole.
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"no hole"

And with that, the Great Amhole Sealing Saga shall begin.
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I don't think he'd ever admit that publicly.
It would run counter to the narrative he's built up ever since getting it installed - he's living his best life, having sex so awesome and plentiful none of them dirty degenerate unqueers could ever imagine anything close to it. It would also run counter to his troon grooming - possibly the only thing he put any effort into.

"Well yeah, sure hon, I mean my neo-vag closed up because I was too much of a lazy retard to maintain it since shoving a hard plastic rod up my inverted meat sock socket for several hours was fucking painful and cleaning up afterwards was even worse and the disinfectant stung very bad, but believe you me gurl, you're gonna luv it so much FSDSDFSGSDGSDSAGHJHJHJHJHJ 💦💦💦💦💦💦 it's so great UwU AM HOLE COOM 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I don't think he'd ever admit that publicly.
It would run counter to the narrative he's built up ever since getting it installed - he's living his best life, having sex so awesome and plentiful none of them dirty degenerate unqueers could ever imagine anything close to it. It would also run counter to his troon grooming - possibly the only thing he put any effort into.

"Well yeah, sure hon, I mean my neo-vag closed up because I was too much of a lazy retard to maintain it since shoving a hard plastic rod up my inverted meat sock socket for several hours was fucking painful and cleaning up afterwards was even worse and the disinfectant stung very bad, but believe you me gurl, you're gonna luv it so much FSDSDFSGSDGSDSAGHJHJHJHJHJ 💦💦💦💦💦💦 it's so great UwU AM HOLE COOM 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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How do I unread something
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
In the tranch thread someone mentioned that Jen is into shit-eating? Might that mean Kevin actually isn't the one with the most disgusting fetish on the tranch? :thinking:
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On the bright side, if Kevin does get into scat, then he'll have someone to do it with and a pile of animal poop to use.
 
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Cerabella said:
Congratulation Wedge for (allegedly) climaxing inside Kevin rotten hole.
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Wow it’s pretty pathetic that Kevin “I have all the sex” Gibes is only just now having his *first* creampie. Icky boring unqueer women in icky boring unqueer relationships are out here getting “cream pied” 2-3 times a week but SURE Kevin, you’re so much more sexually active and transgressive than them.

Also, I’m not sure that Wedge mashing his brie-slice dick, made half-erect only by flirting with a Viagra overdose, up against Kevin’s axe wound until the brie-slice finally coughs out a wee little splooge really *counts* as a creampie. I like to imagine sad trombone noises played in the background as it happened, *if* it happened at all. With these two, it’s just as likely that Wedge finally called it a day after hours of effort and pissed in Kevin’s rotpocket.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I don't think he'd ever admit that publicly.
It would run counter to the narrative he's built up ever since getting it installed - he's living his best life, having sex so awesome and plentiful none of them dirty degenerate unqueers could ever imagine anything close to it. It would also run counter to his troon grooming - possibly the only thing he put any effort into.

"Well yeah, sure hon, I mean my neo-vag closed up because I was too much of a lazy retard to maintain it since shoving a hard plastic rod up my inverted meat sock socket for several hours was fucking painful and cleaning up afterwards was even worse and the disinfectant stung very bad, but believe you me gurl, you're gonna luv it so much FSDSDFSGSDGSDSAGHJHJHJHJHJ 💦💦💦💦💦💦 it's so great UwU AM HOLE COOM 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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This is why I struggle to read this thread, or the Twitter account for that matter, for more than a few minutes at a time. I can tolerate a lot of the horror cows here, but that's definitely not all of them.
 
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