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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
There is every chance they pour everything into the hot tub once every couple of months, squirt in some detergent (maybe), stir the whole thing with a rifle butt, and declare the laundry "done" for that quarter.
as much as I hate to say this, that's a genuine possibility as well. But what are they going to do now that they are turning it into a garden?
 
Kiddie diddlers deserve EVERYTHING they get in prison. It saves us a buck if another prisoner kills them.

I think it says a lot about our society that we give these pieces of shit middling prison sentences and then "hope" for prison justice. Rather than outright admitting we want these scumbags to take a long jump off a short rope, we hope Daquan will gut them in the showers.

The fact that this child trafficking sex-pest is posting on Twitter, much less still breathing, is an insult to the children whose lives he stole. They'll never lead normal lives. Never have normal relationships. They are fucked from turn one. Multiple lives were taken, because some faggot wanted to play out his sexual fantasy and make some money on the side. It pains me that these children don't have parents lining up at the jailhouse to put a bullet in this sicko as soon as he's through the gates.

Child abuse should be a capital offense, on the federal level so that tranny-clutching states like California or Massachusetts can't release these monsters in fifteen years to go right back to what they were doing. I can't honestly think of anything more monstrous than hurting a child.
 
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.

I've looked through the recent thread highlights twice, but I'm still missing something: how is this person affiliated with the Tranch (i.e. why are they in this thread and not the Tranny Sideshows one)? Further, does anyone here seriously expect the Tranch to still exist in 2023?
 
I've looked through the recent thread highlights twice, but I'm still missing something: how is this person affiliated with the Tranch (i.e. why are they in this thread and not the Tranny Sideshows one)? Further, does anyone here seriously expect the Tranch to still exist in 2023?
Front Page is misleading and should be edited. Basically, the Tranch is accepting their aid in the future because they're TRUE and HONEST good people. And idk, dumber things have lasted longer
 
I've looked through the recent thread highlights twice, but I'm still missing something: how is this person affiliated with the Tranch (i.e. why are they in this thread and not the Tranny Sideshows one)? Further, does anyone here seriously expect the Tranch to still exist in 2023?
The child sex predator has been talking to the Tranch, trying to secure a place to live after they get out. They've already gotten permission to visit. The Tranch has been around for a couple years. I think it's likely enough to survive in some capacity for the next year. Even if the Tranch proper doesn't survive the year, they have the new earthship property. They will abandon the alpaca farm desertscape and all lifeboat to the new property where they will begin the cycle of destruction again.
 
Odd the second real work happened to be able to distract their idle brains the imagined threats ceased. As if they were the product of someone with too much time to think and a persecution complex.

Also they have 5 fucking lambs in the house now and they aren't panicking about something being wrong with the herd? Wouldn't that many rejections be cause for concern in a normal rancher?
I know I'm late here but Jesus fucking Christ. In lambing season you should only have abandoned lambs from first time confused moms (very rarely) and if there are triplets, quads, etc. And even then if you have a very experienced mom triplets are no big thing for her sometimes. There is NO EXCUSE FOR THIS MANY FOUNDLINGS!!!
 
HAHHA I am literally now putting tranch on my lists of possible clean ups, just so I can see how these fuckers work.
like who the fuck if they are trans and want good publicity does this shit? like if I was a troon I'd be like a normal troon that just wants to live as my desired gender, but doing this kind of stupidity.
 
Some prophetic Kiwi farmer called Jen being a scat-enthusiast over 2 years ago:

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From the Greta Gustava/La Zorra thread:
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EDIT: It seems like the euphemism "shit-eating grin" was quite literal in this case.
 
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You autists will rate me :optimistic: for this, but even Pennywise is not stupid enough to accept a trancher that has spent more than a decade in prison for pimping out minors. Especially if that minor was a troon too.
This is not something woke twitter can sweep under the rug, it is really easy to look up, and nobody will defend that filth.
If they take him, they torpedo their cred with the leftarded trannylovers on twitter, meaning no more gofundme bucks to sustain their nonprofitable ranch.
They also know that they are on thin ice with the community in their village, even without taking in a convicted sex trafficker.
So no, it won't happen.
I don't think they know or care what his actual convictions were for. He claims to have been sent to prison for "prostitution (of himself)" and I'm sure the troons are too stupid and ignorant to see the plot holes in that fiction, plus they probably believe that because Christopher there has a gender identity, he would never lie to them. 🙄 If they find out, it'll be because they're reading this thread, not because they did any investigation on their own.

Even then, it's questionable whether they would even care. They'd probably spout some BS about how "Christina" was persecuted for being trans and is totally innocent, absent any proof whatsoever. Or just say nothing at all but continue to give Christopher money, resources, a platform, etc., which is how the trans community usually handles its rapists and pedos.

Ive seen twitter get mad at people for deadnaming pedophile troons. They lost the privilege to human decency when they diddled children people.
Trans activists literally believe that trans-identified people can do nothing wrong, ever, and that no crime is too heinous to use "preferred pronouns". They give platforms, resources, etc. to pedophiles and rapists literally all of the time and advocate for their rights and freedoms, especially their rights and freedoms to invade spaces full of vulnerable women and children that they can victimize.

Here's a fun fact: The ACLU, which is now more about trans rights than literally any other issue, is currently suing to block a woman's Freedom Of Information Act request for documentation regarding the number of trans-identified males who are currently in women's prisons in the state of Washington. Why would they block this information from being released? Because they care more about trans-identified males having steady access to a captive victim pool, because it makes them happy, than they care about actual rights and freedoms of ordinary citizens. The impetus for the FOIA request was a trans-identified male reportedly raping at least one woman in the women's prison. But trans activists don't give a shit, because they think women deserve to be raped and are there for males to rape.

#transrightsactivismismensrightsactivism
 
I don't think they know or care what his actual convictions were for. He claims to have been sent to prison for "prostitution (of himself)" and I'm sure the troons are too stupid and ignorant to see the plot holes in that fiction, plus they probably believe that because Christopher there has a gender identity, he would never lie to them. 🙄 If they find out, it'll be because they're reading this thread, not because they did any investigation on their own.

Even then, it's questionable whether they would even care. They'd probably spout some BS about how "Christina" was persecuted for being trans and is totally innocent, absent any proof whatsoever. Or just say nothing at all but continue to give Christopher money, resources, a platform, etc., which is how the trans community usually handles its rapists and pedos.


Trans activists literally believe that trans-identified people can do nothing wrong, ever, and that no crime is too heinous to use "preferred pronouns". They give platforms, resources, etc. to pedophiles and rapists literally all of the time and advocate for their rights and freedoms, especially their rights and freedoms to invade spaces full of vulnerable women and children that they can victimize.

Here's a fun fact: The ACLU, which is now more about trans rights than literally any other issue, is currently suing to block a woman's Freedom Of Information Act request for documentation regarding the number of trans-identified males who are currently in women's prisons in the state of Washington. Why would they block this information from being released? Because they care more about trans-identified males having steady access to a captive victim pool, because it makes them happy, than they care about actual rights and freedoms of ordinary citizens. The impetus for the FOIA request was a trans-identified male reportedly raping at least one woman in the women's prison. But trans activists don't give a shit, because they think women deserve to be raped and are there for males to rape.

#transrightsactivismismensrightsactivism
trans activism is invading feminism and taking it over.

this has been amusing.
 
trans activism is invading feminism and taking it over.

this has been amusing.
It's already gone and done that. Plus "LGBT" activism as well. The only social justice movement they haven't managed to completely take over is BLM, and that's not for lack of trying, it's simply because the vast majority of trans people are white.
 
HAHHA I am literally now putting tranch on my lists of possible clean ups, just so I can see how these fuckers work.
like who the fuck if they are trans and want good publicity does this shit? like if I was a troon I'd be like a normal troon that just wants to live as my desired gender, but doing this kind of stupidity.
If they were smart they wouldn’t troon out.
 
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
View attachment 2093821

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
View attachment 2093868

Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
View attachment 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
View attachment 2093892

Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
I feel like trannies and kiddie diddling go hand in hand, so I'm not surprised in the least. As long as these types share the same mental disorder they will defend each other over the most indefensible stuff.
 
It's already gone and done that. Plus "LGBT" activism as well. The only social justice movement they haven't managed to completely take over is BLM, and that's not for lack of trying, it's simply because the vast majority of trans people are white.
give the basketball americans credit.

even they recognize what's natural is natural in regards to what they dick down.
 
I don't think they know or care what his actual convictions were for. He claims to have been sent to prison for "prostitution (of himself)" and I'm sure the troons are too stupid and ignorant to see the plot holes in that fiction, plus they probably believe that because Christopher there has a gender identity, he would never lie to them. 🙄 If they find out, it'll be because they're reading this thread, not because they did any investigation on their own.

Even then, it's questionable whether they would even care. They'd probably spout some BS about how "Christina" was persecuted for being trans and is totally innocent, absent any proof whatsoever. Or just say nothing at all but continue to give Christopher money, resources, a platform, etc., which is how the trans community usually handles its rapists and pedos.


Trans activists literally believe that trans-identified people can do nothing wrong, ever, and that no crime is too heinous to use "preferred pronouns". They give platforms, resources, etc. to pedophiles and rapists literally all of the time and advocate for their rights and freedoms, especially their rights and freedoms to invade spaces full of vulnerable women and children that they can victimize.

Here's a fun fact: The ACLU, which is now more about trans rights than literally any other issue, is currently suing to block a woman's Freedom Of Information Act request for documentation regarding the number of trans-identified males who are currently in women's prisons in the state of Washington. Why would they block this information from being released? Because they care more about trans-identified males having steady access to a captive victim pool, because it makes them happy, than they care about actual rights and freedoms of ordinary citizens. The impetus for the FOIA request was a trans-identified male reportedly raping at least one woman in the women's prison. But trans activists don't give a shit, because they think women deserve to be raped and are there for males to rape.

#transrightsactivismismensrightsactivism
Honestly, i love how it makes them seethe that most normal people wouldnt fuck them with a ten foot pole regardless of their gender identity.
 
HAHHA I am literally now putting tranch on my lists of possible clean ups, just so I can see how these fuckers work.
like who the fuck if they are trans and want good publicity does this shit? like if I was a troon I'd be like a normal troon that just wants to live as my desired gender, but doing this kind of stupidity.
yes, I'm sure you'd be the best tranny and would never touch a kid. that's very good to hear thank you
 
Reminder that Kevin and Penny are "engaged".
Having a "fiance" for 5+ years is the most dysfunctional white trash thing ever, so this is on brand. Goes well with the 5 dogs and the bong on the floor.

name a more iconic duo, men (particularly transwomen) and criminality.
FTFY.
Seriously, it's not homosexual women, bi girls and Tumblr he/himlets who are out here pimping kids, running around with guns, committing armed robbery, and lusting after sixth graders and poodles. It's MTFs.
I know occasionally a disturbed woman will pop up (like Chase Strangio or Lindsay Amer) but the vast majority of really disturbed and dangerous ones are men.

like if I was a troon I'd be like a normal troon
Sadly these ARE normal troons. Sexual perversion, criminality, entitlement and lunacy are how the majority of trans girls go through life. Normal behavior for a troon is like normal behavior for an addict: the abnormal becomes the normal.
"Clown prostitute", "diaper furry" and "shit eater" aren't even the worst things you can be in this thread.

Will Christopher Lynch the child abuser have to register as a sex offender when he gets out and tell his neighbors?
 
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