The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Big Meaty Claws]

If that monster actually gets out, the locals should be warned if they try to move over there. Like, Not even a-logging, thats some actual serious shit this person did.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

A fistful of Transformers
For a few Transformers more
The Lube, the Gimp, and the Am Hole

High Plains Coomer
Am Holeino
Dilate 'em Wide
Penny's Heroes
Forgive me Clint Eastwood, please forgive me
Two 'Pacas for Brother Bonny
The Fedposter J Bean

The Twenty Thousand Dollar "Baby"

Dirty Kevryn

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Rancho Notorious

 

[Ghostse]

No Amhole for Old Trannies
Gone "Girl"
The Alpaca Ranch of Dr. Moraeu
Shearedcock Holmes
Da Five Blood-borne diseases
Bonfire of the Narcissists
Event Horizon. No parody name needed, they are living Event Horizon.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

In honor of our newest Possible addition, who is also fucking horrifying, I made a wonderful Poster of the Tranch that really captures the whole Feel of it

 

[Orc Peon]

Spoiler: This isn't a movie title, sue me.

I am the great Am Holio, I need TP for Wedge's blown-out bunghole.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

No Amhole for Old Trannies
Gone "Girl"
The Alpaca Ranch of Dr. Moraeu
Shearedcock Holmes
Da Five Blood-borne diseases
Bonfire of the Narcissists
Event Horizon. No parody name needed, they are living Event Horizon.

Broke Dick Mountain

 

[AnOminous]

My sincerest hope is that this dude just completely destroys their ranch, whether through his own criminal actions at and near the ranch, or the locals finding out there's a kiddy diddler in their midst. I've got my popcorn ready

I doubt he'd be allowed to move there anyway. He'd have to abscond. So then they'd also be harboring a fugitive. And with the social media addiction these retards have, they'd no doubt out him at some point, if not immediately.

Also gee, I wonder what this is:

Report Criminal Activity | GDC

GDC protects the public by operating safe and secure facilities through professional staff development and effective offender management.

www.dcor.state.ga.us

I seriously doubt a child trafficking sex offender is supposed to be online with unrestricted access to minors from prison.

 

[Tumbo]

He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a denial of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.

There isn't a reaction that exists to express my disgust that such an individual is still allowed to live and breath hopefully he enjoys his drag performances in hell.

 

[White Devil]

In honor of our newest Possible addition, who is also fucking horrifying, I made a wonderful Poster of the Tranch that really captures the whole Feel of it
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Phil's face is seriously goddamn ugly. If I had photoshop I'd put some Caesar Romero style Joker paint on it.

 

[Gone Ham]

I doubt he'd be allowed to move there anyway. He'd have to abscond. So then they'd also be harboring a fugitive. And with the social media addiction these retards have, they'd no doubt out him at some point, if not immediately.

Also gee, I wonder what this is:
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Report Criminal Activity | GDC

GDC protects the public by operating safe and secure facilities through professional staff development and effective offender management.

www.dcor.state.ga.us

I seriously doubt a child trafficking sex offender is supposed to be online with unrestricted access to minors from prison.

On behalf of K*F*, I denounce anyone who interferes with this lolcow and “trolls” them

 

[Johann Bacha Bazi]

Dicksaw Ridge
12 Angry Men (no parody title needed)

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Would having a Twitter account/access to the internet qualify as "unrestricted access to minors from prison" as I would like to fill out and submit his information?

If I were you, I'd wait before doing anything legally binding to this guy. We don't know if he even has a phone or if he's using some prison communication kiosk or whatever that one guy mentioned earlier.

 

[White Devil]

Ex-Men : The Last HRT Shot

 

[AnOminous]

If I were you, I'd wait before doing anything legally binding to this guy. We don't know if he even has a phone or if he's using some prison communication kiosk or whatever that one guy mentioned earlier.

Just using it at all is apparently illegal.

Thank-you for your submission. The use of cell phones and social media sites by offenders in the custody of the Georgia Department of Corrections (GDC) is strictly prohibited, and we will take every measure to investigate this reported incident. If you have any other inmate affairs to report, please contact the Ombudsman's office at (478)992-5358.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

If I were you, I'd wait before doing anything legally binding to this guy. We don't know if he even has a phone or if he's using some prison communication kiosk or whatever that one guy mentioned earlier.

What difference does it make if it is a phone or a prison communication kiosk, he is a child trafficking sex offender and why wait?

Thank-you for your submission. The use of cell phones and social media sites by offenders in the custody of the Georgia Department of Corrections (GDC) is strictly prohibited, and we will take every measure to investigate this reported incident. If you have any other inmate affairs to report, please contact the Ombudsman's office at (47992-5358.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Just using it at all is apparently illegal.

I didn't read that "social media use" bit. In that case:



I, Lovecraft's Cat of the Kiwi Farms Korean Basket Weaving Forum, am in no way connected to any "trolling" that may happen to this individual. However, if this fucker gets his twitter taken away, I will laugh.

 

[Jason Blaha's Hat]

To Live and Dilate in CO

 

[AnOminous]

What difference does it make if it is a phone or a prison communication kiosk, he is a child trafficking sex offender and why wait?

Thank-you for your submission. The use of cell phones and social media sites by offenders in the custody of the Georgia Department of Corrections (GDC) is strictly prohibited, and we will take every measure to investigate this reported incident. If you have any other inmate affairs to report, please contact the Ombudsman's office at (47992-5358.

Nice...

I have a general rule of not poop touching, but the opportunity to fuck up some chomo's shit and get his cell tossed from behind a keyboard comes up so rarely, and seriously, fuck the shit out of this goddamn guy. (Damn that wordfilter is so appropriate for this.)

I didn't read that "social media use" bit. In that case:

For some weird reason, they don't tell you this up front but only after you submit the report.

I emphasized his intent to commit future criminal activity, i.e. to go to a heavily armed cult compound where he would have access to guns.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I have a general rule of not neghole pozzing, but the opportunity to fuck up some chomo's shit and get his cell tossed from behind a keyboard comes up so rarely, and seriously, fuck the shit out of this goddamn guy.

For some weird reason, they don't tell you this up front but only after you submit the report.

His neghole is almost certainly pozzed already, so morally you're in the right no matter how you look at it.