The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[mr.moon1488]

Pedo is out in 2023. Will the tranch exist by then? I'm doubtful. They'll always have a stream of money from retards and ideologues, but they may botch it so hard by then that they'll have to abandon it, or do so voluntarily in a fit of pique or infighting.

I think it will exist, but I'd be amazed if at least one member doesn't either anhero or get arrested for something by 2023.

 

[Burrito]

If Phillip and co. catch wind of Christopher being a pedophile and sex trafficker from here, I have a feeling they’d want Christopher in the ranch even more. Maybe to show solidarity with a Kiwi Farms “victim,” or something.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I think it will exist, but I'd be amazed if at least one member doesn't either anhero or get arrested for something by 2023.

I don't think our new pedo friend is getting out in 2023. Time will tell, but by then we will have forgotten about him and found new cows to milk. We still have an AmHole false pregnancy and Penny's LaVoy Finicum moment to look forward to. The best part is that Christopher will never know that he had, for a brief moment, achieved true fame and had a sizable, autistic following. All in all I'd call it a fitting fate for a waste of a man.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

It gets more and more like Waco every day. David Koresh was a nonce and molested underage girls in the compound as well as any of the adult women he wanted to.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Honestly, I don't really have a problem with the disgusting pedo troon heading into the desert, far away from society at large. At least this way we know where they are and have no immediate access or close proximity to children/everyone else.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Honestly, I don't really have a problem with the disgusting pedo troon heading into the desert, far away from society at large. At least this way we know where they are and have no immediate access or close proximity to children/everyone else.

It's current year. He doesn't need in-person access, just the capability to communicate over the internet to lure some dumb kid that doesn't know any better. Thus we come back to the one true cure for chomos: an acute case of lead poisoning injected to the back of the skull.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Which one of you kidney stones did this? On second thought, I don't want to know. I love you guys, but if this thread causes a troon singularity and collapses the state of Colorado into a black-AmHole that's 100% on you!

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

It's current year. He doesn't need in-person access, just the capability to communicate over the internet to lure some dumb kid that doesn't know any better. Thus we come back to the one true cure for chomos: an acute case of lead poisoning injected to the back of the skull.

Yes, in an ideal world pedos would all just be made dead, but this is real life where unfortunately regardless of how you, I, or anyone else here on the forum feel about it the US incarceration system is going to let the faggot go. Better for it to go to the Tranch, which is literally in the middle of the desert away from children, then to some mid-city halfway house.

Edit: Thread is full of literal retards. I'm sorry I didn't solely respond with the oh so edgy "Let's kill the pedo tranny!!! REEEEEEE!!" and instead looked at it from a realistic perspective. Kind of depressing how many brainlet faggots have been flocking to the Farms recently.

 

[Android raptor]

Damn, it really does seem like the longer a troons thread goes on, the greater the likelyhood scat fetishism or kiddie diddling will eventually come up. This thread is shaping up to be a veritable Troon Captain Planet, combining all the worst common Troon elements (grifting, disgusting hygene, incompetence, now scat and kiddie diddling. I think all were missing is zoophilia).

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Damn, it really does seem like the longer a troons thread goes on, the greater the likelyhood scat fetishism or kiddie diddling will eventually come up. This thread is shaping up to be a veritable Troon Captain Planet, combining all the worst common Troon elements (grifting, disgusting hygene, incompetence, now scat and kiddie diddling. I think all were missing is zoophilia).

Should we call this trend Labelle's Law?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Damn, it really does seem like the longer a troons thread goes on, the greater the likelyhood scat fetishism or kiddie diddling will eventually come up. This thread is shaping up to be a veritable Troon Captain Planet, combining all the worst common Troon elements (grifting, disgusting hygene, incompetence, now scat and kiddie diddling. I think all were missing is zoophilia).

ETA: fixed spelling error in image added space to add law name

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Damn, it really does seem like the longer a troons thread goes on, the greater the likelyhood scat fetishism or kiddie diddling will eventually come up. This thread is shaping up to be a veritable Troon Captain Planet, combining all the worst common Troon elements (grifting, disgusting hygene, incompetence, now scat and kiddie diddling. I think all were missing is zoophilia).

What we're really missing is a suicide. Someone should start tranch deathpool. I'm betting 6 months for the first rope to happen.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

If they manage to get the Earthship off the ground and their alpaca wool business goes to shit. Im wondering if they would try to sell their alpaca pack.

Ive looked into the price of an alpaca and the go for $250 to $20,000 depending on the breed and quality of genes. Lets say that the tranch has a breed of alpacas that costs $2,500. With them having roughly 200+ alpacas they could make up to $500,000 if there was a demand for them. It cost roughly $400+ to feed and care for an alpaca each year. That would mean the tranchers would have to cough up $80,000 to properly care and feed for the animals. I doubt they care to spend that much considering the poor creatures so lets assume they only spend $200 for each animal. Due to their rough shape the alpacas probably only go for $1000. They still could make some money but their probably isn't much demand for them and that would take work to sell them. (And we all know how lazy troons are.)The fate of the alpaca herd is probably gonna end up being the the troons abandoning the ranch meaning the herd will be abandoned and be left to suffer a long a drawn out starvation as predators slowly pick off the weakest of the surviving members.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Damn, it really does seem like the longer a troons thread goes on, the greater the likelyhood scat fetishism or kiddie diddling will eventually come up.

Where do diapers land on this scale?

 

[Fictional Character]

Damn, it really does seem like the longer a troons thread goes on, the greater the likelyhood scat fetishism or kiddie diddling will eventually come up. This thread is shaping up to be a veritable Troon Captain Planet, combining all the worst common Troon elements (grifting, disgusting hygene, incompetence, now scat and kiddie diddling. I think all were missing is zoophilia).

With how many animals there are, zoophilia is a matter of when, not if.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Where do diapers land on this scale?

They're basically the same thing for sake of simplicity on my chart and also because bruh they're the same thing.

ETA: ok, look I'm going to actually have to write a scale.

 

[Android raptor]

Where do diapers land on this scale?

I think scat would include diaper fuckery.

 

[Owlflaps]

If they manage to get the Earthship off the ground and their alpaca wool business goes to shit. Im wondering if they would try to sell their alpaca pack.

Ive looked into the price of an alpaca and the go for $250 to $20,000 depending on the breed and quality of genes. Lets say that the tranch has a breed of alpacas that costs $2,500. With them having roughly 200+ alpacas they could make up to $500,000 if there was a demand for them. It cost roughly $400+ to feed and care for an alpaca each year. That would mean the tranchers would have to cough up $80,000 to properly care and feed for the animals. I doubt they care to spend that much considering the poor creatures so lets assume they only spend $200 for each animal. Due to their rough shape the alpacas probably only go for $1000. They still could make some money but their probably isn't much demand for them and that would take work to sell them. (And we all know how lazy troons are.)The fate of the alpaca herd is probably gonna end up being the the troons abandoning the ranch meaning the herd will be abandoned and be left to suffer a long a drawn out starvation as predators slowly pick off the weakest of the surviving members.

There's the other horrifying possibility that the Tranchers are slowly killing off the herd in a feeble attempt at population control. I wouldn't be surprised if Philip or David decide to take some alpacas and permanently take them out to pasture. Hopefully, some animal rights group will be compassionate enough to swoop in and rescue all those animals before the Tranchers can make a fucking cent off of them.

 

[NyQuilninja]

There's the other horrifying possibility that the Tranchers are slowly killing off the herd in a feeble attempt at population control. I wouldn't be surprised if Philip or David decide to take some alpacas and permanently take them out to pasture. Hopefully, some animal rights group will be compassionate enough to swoop in and rescue all those animals before the Tranchers can make a fucking cent off of them.

Not likely.......
that would imply having some sorta compassion for another living creature. This is beyond their mental capacity. They will let the alpacas starve to death slowly or die of disease. While they seeth and dilate online about the MAGA chud named Earl that's poisoning and killing there animals.

not ruling out the high probability of them raping some of the animals to death

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I think scat would include diaper fuckery.

WHYYYYY
How long before the ranch goes Waco