Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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We seem to have had an unusual spike in unexplained deaths after the jab started. It's up around 500% increase after being pretty steady for the past six years.

https://data.cdc.gov/widgets/muzy-jte6

Data came from here, from reddit post. Haven't personally replicated the process. Been hard to get motivated, recently.

My first thought was that the unexplained deaths were the deaths they used to write "COVID-19" for before the government told them to knock it off once Orange Man lost.

I watched a longer Thalidomide documentary on Youtube back at the start of the lockdowns. I'm not particularly anti-vax, but that doc is definitely pushing me away from any vax until it's had the bugs worked out. Totally fact check me but I heard a rumor the polio vaccine occasionally paralyzed kids too, back in it's early days. (But they've had 60 years to work the bugs out and now I think it's pretty safe.)

They are still improving the polio vaccine even though there's barely any cases left. Vaccine caused polio was a real problem for some time (albeit far less bad than the actual problem of endemic polio), but around a decade ago or so they changed the polio vaccine in a way that practically eliminated that risk.

The idea you can have some magic awesome vaccine ready for a virus family where all vaccines have failed in less than a year is simply ludicrous. Drug development doesn't work that way, but the general public doesn't know how drug development works so we get the usual media lies and lies by omission to set the narrative on this one.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm sure I'm not the only one getting "mark of the beast" vibes from the way they're treating the "I got the prick" cards in this insane coronacircus.

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

 

[AdmiralRenae]

Oh here is some retards that posted their lot #s...if you need them.

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LOL

As a rule don't post your fucking COVID vaccination card online. Vaccines are also not going to end the pandemic, even though the media wants you to believe that.

The COVID pandemic is letting the elites get an excuse to curtail civil liberties under public safety just so that the sheep the humanity are like "don't worry, the experts got this"

 

[Mrs. Addams]

So uh what type of paper you think they use to print those vaccine slips? Not that I would ever try to print one and use the information from my father's so it looks correct. That would be silly. If I was going to travel out of the country, which I'm not, I would get the jab. It free and safe. I fucking love science.

I heard 120 lb cardstock on another site.

 

[Escaped Abortion]

So uh what type of paper you think they use to print those vaccine slips? Not that I would ever try to print one and use the information from my father's so it looks correct. That would be silly. If I was going to travel out of the country, which I'm not, I would get the jab. It free and safe. I fucking love science.

Going by what the naughty people were saying..

"3.5"x4.25" is the official size, but there are many of them printed "shrink to size" on 3x4 card stock since it can be obtained without special ordering it. Weight of card stock varies, but between 80 lb and 100 lb seems to be common. You can always print it on an unruled 4x6 notecard and trim it to size if you want to go cheap, but it will be a little thinner.

3x4 inch, 110 lb stock."

Also laminating it could help disguise a slightly incorrect cardstock.

My first thought was that the unexplained deaths were the deaths they used to write "COVID-19" for before the government told them to knock it off once Orange Man lost.

Hmm, I don't actually think this is the case, since the Orange Man numbers were already at 115%. If it was just random deaths being unfairly blamed on Covid19, one would expect them to be reabsorbed into their normal categories. Also, one would have expected that to mostly start after the election, and there was a delay to the start of the vaccine rollout, with it really going exponential only when it was opened to the general public.

 

[King Dead]

Whats the best printer settings or printer for this....academically?

So uh what type of paper you think they use to print those vaccine slips? Not that I would ever try to print one and use the information from my father's so it looks correct. That would be silly. If I was going to travel out of the country, which I'm not, I would get the jab. It free and safe. I fucking love science.

Not that I would ever do this myself, but for strictly academic purposes:

• The various templates I found were slightly different from an actual card I compared them to, in terms of formatting and slight font differences. It might be enough to be indistinguishable from a casual glance, but if you wanted to be extra sure, you would borrow a card from someone already jabbed, scan it in black and white (not grayscale), then edit out their information.
• 120 lb. cardstock is apparently what they're supposed to be printed on, but 110 lb. is virtually identical. A little flimsier, but not enough to make enough of a difference (and easily explained away by a donation site having to print out extras on whatever cardstock they could get).
• You could use standard inkjet printer settings for cardstock, though I imagine any printer would work if needed. You would need to make sure that your printer can handle cardstock of that weight, of course.
• As mentioned above, the finished card is supposed to be 4.25"x3.5", but 4"x3" is also common. The back text is flipped on the narrow edge; in other words, a finished card, when held upright from the bottom and rotated 180 degrees, should have the back text reading the same way.

Again, this is purely for academic purposes, and I do not condone the use of government logos for the purposes of fraud.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[TerrorSperg99]

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This is some next level cringe if it’s not a troll

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Nope. I thought about going back and finding it, but figured sometimes you need a scavenger hunt.

Also, dunno if I can say much for the site posting it, but they do have shots of the data...
Miscarriage up 366% in the UK.

I wouldn't be surprised. We've had a lot of reports of miscarriage, even well past that point where that's usually a risk in vaccine recipients. Also, it causes extra heavy periods, so we know it really hates the endometrial lining.

Supercharging your immune system when you are trying to convince it to chill out so you can build a baby in there seems counterproductive to me.

Newborns aren't important, shitlord.
Boomers are important.
Listen to The Science (TM).

 

[Derka Derka]

This is some next level cringe if it’s not a troll

Early 20s single white liberal feminist SJW living in Seattle.
Currently an administrative intern in a Covid clinic.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Newborns aren't important, shitlord.
Boomers are important.
Listen to The Science (TM).

Said all the people who were calling the kung flu "boomer remover" last February.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Another thing that sucks about this circus is how drinking fountains are always "out of order". Can you imagine the impact in desert places like Arizona and Nevada?

 

[Vault Boy]

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I bet Null's laughing his ass off about removing our ratings, too many recent posts deserve them.

 

[PurpleEater]

I keep hearing people parrot "stay inside!" after a year of this lunacy and it's got me thinking: what the hell is the rationalization behind that nonsense?

Outside is technically "safer" if you want to reduce your risk of catching an airborne infection. Obviously it's also healthier to be outside as much as possible, getting fresh air and sunlight and exercise, but I digress.

Somehow "stay home to reduce the spread" and "stay inside" became one and the same, with some people even afraid to go into their own backyards without a face diaper. We've seen countries like Spain and Italy literally force citizens inside and not allow them to go for WALKS. We've seen college campuses that refuse to let students exercise outdoors.

For all this talk of "science," none of this makes any fucking scientific sense.

On top of that, people who live in apartments or dorms are more likely to catch the coof from their neighbors, especially if they hole up eternally, never leave the house, and effectively wreck their immune systems by exposing themselves to nothing but bleach and hand sanitizer, rarely seeing sunlight.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I keep hearing people parrot "stay inside!" after a year of this lunacy and it's got me thinking: what the hell is the rationalization behind that nonsense?

The tyrants who forced this circus on us want us to live under endless house arrest, without freedom of assembly?

They also seem to want us miserable, what with the wrecked economy, weakened immunity, vaccine issues, impaired socialization (muzzle mandates), "cancelled" real life...

 

[tulskij_tochnyj]

Data came from here, from reddit post. Haven't personally replicated the process. Been hard to get motivated, recently.

Got similar results, although it's been going down for last two weeks. Also, fuck Excel, fuck LibreOffice Calc and most importantly, fuck drawing plots in these programs.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Oregon is implementing the next step we all knew was coming:

As mask mandates end, Oregon bucks trend with permanent rule

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — As states around the country lift COVID-19 restrictions, Oregon is poised to go the opposite direction — and many residents are fuming about it...

apnews.com

As states around the country lift COVID-19 restrictions, Oregon is poised to go the opposite direction — and many residents are fuming about it.

A top health official is considering indefinitely extending rules requiring masks and social distancing in all businesses in the state.

The proposal would keep the rules in place until they are “no longer necessary to address the effects of the pandemic in the workplace.”

Michael Wood, administrator of the state’s department of Occupational Safety and Health, said the move is necessary to address a technicality in state law that requires a “permanent” rule to keep current restrictions from expiring.

Masks npw, masks tomorrow, masks forever!

https://archive.st/archive/2021/4/apnews.com/8gxy/

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Said all the people who were calling the kung flu "boomer remover" last February.

TBF I was calling it that.

Then I learned even fat boomers still have like an 80% chance of survival.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Masks npw, masks tomorrow, masks forever!

https://archive.st/archive/2021/4/apnews.com/8gxy/

They're sado masochists, wearing masks like that to enjoy being just another brick in the wall.

 

[Meriasek]

Based on the recent posts about birth defects and whatnot in regards to the jab, I have an optimistic feeling that in 50 years from now it'll be looked back on the same way as Thalidomide. As in, at the time it'll be seen as normal and not a big deal, but in the future it'll be the subject of dark documentaries from potential future Iilluminaughtii or Weird History clones who talk about the horrors of the COVID vaccine and the staggering amount of birth defects it caused...and of course, the focus will be on blaming muh capitalism and big pharma.

EDIT: God damn it. It's a Horror Stories video I tried linking.

I fear that might be true. If there are some extreme long term effects it could be a serious issue in the future. Imagine a significant rate of infertility in women that got the jab, or stuff like that.