Wonder if Based Skordas will give us a group discount?
I just realized that his unwillingness to fly is further proof that he never thinks his sexual fantasies all the way through. When he originally sent his retarded song to Taylor's agent, he was expecting to receive back an all expense paid trip to see Taylor. If he was picturing some sort of contest prize (like a free trip to Disney land), that usually means event tickets, plane tickets, and a hotel reservation, right? The terms of the prize usually aren't negotiable - you're responsible for your own availability. If he chose to drive or take the train, that would be his choice but he wouldn't reimbursed for gas - the prize you win is the prize you get. If you win a car, you won't be able to bitch to get a truck because you wanted a truck more.
he could run targeted ads on KF
Knowing Russtard,he would ask where the local whorehouse and olive garden was afterward.
Maybe a dollar. And some gas station flowers. And dinner at Cheesecake Factory. Just don't order alcohol.
And he gets absolutely LIVID if you don't adhere to the fantasy he's concocted in his head. He was expecting an all-expense trip to meet Taylor, which puts paid to his claim it was a gift. And let's say she did listen it, made a pained face when she heard it, and wrote back, "thanks for the song." He'd still be mad because she didn't fulfill the unchosen obligation he'd imposed on her.
During the whole Katy Perry/Allison/xyRichard saga, my hope was that "Allison" would convince Russ to take a Greyhound to Portland to meet Katy with the promise of being reimbursed upon arrival. He would have ended up stranded in Portland without a place to stay, and with no Katy to fuck. Woulda been glorious, but some fag came along and ruined it all.
Very true. Just like him asking for the fan in the wheelchair to be uninvited from his we/en meeting with Katy Perry, he thought he was getting a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and a) instantly assumed this meant sex was on the table and b) still asked for more. He just assumed that he was going to have his every whim attended to. I searched the word "thank" in the discussions between Russell and "Alison" and I never once saw Russell thank Katy or "Alison" for picking him, the most he does is thank her for being a liaison between himself and Katy. He never even thought to thank anyone for supposedly letting him meet one of the most famous women in the world. Maybe he just doesn't have good manners, or maybe he's so far up his own ass that his thought was "of course Katy wants to meet me, I'm so great and it's about time someone recognized it."
Considering Russ is gullible enough to take naked pictures of himself without questioning it, I almost wish the ween who contacted him had convinced him to travel all the way to LA.
It brings me more joy thinking of him riding back to SLC or LV on the bus sobbing in his filthy, unwashed suit because he travelled all that distance and got trolled, the other passengers staring at him with a mix of disgust and pity at the bawling retard holding wilted flowers and smelling like rotten eggs as he remains oblivious to how he looks and smells. I imagine that's what he did after he blew through his time with Kiera.
Do our songs and drop 'em, short stuff or we get 3 bazillion dollar
Skordas is not disabled, I would give him free sex
My favorite part of that whole thing was when "Allison" dropped the whole thing suddenly and told him (more or less) that he's too exhausting and "Katy" is no longer interested. And even though it turned out to be a w*een, "Allison" held fast to that which made the tard rage all the more glorious and we were blessed with that hilarious video of butternut bawling his creepy corpse eyes out.
My favourite bit is that Pipsqueak still thinks it was all real. Somewhere in his fucked up little mind is the thought that the black, wheelchair guy got to shag Katie because he wasn't there to stop it.
And that video and the emails are to-date some of the best material to come out of this thread.
I love how he just assumed that being invited to meet her meant she wanted to have sex with him. In high school, I wonder if a girl/girls invited him over to hang out because they felt sorry for him, and he assumed they wanted to fuck his delusional self, and then he got pissed when they didn't.
Ahh, thanks for the correction, I was aware the world knew Allison was a we*n but under the impression he didn't accept it. I'm disappointed now.
Do you have that post? I barely recall that incident. I do recall the time he emailed the company that makes her clothing line, and got confused that they couldn't put him in touch with her. That was great.
