U.S. Riots of April 2021 over Derek Chauvin & Riot Watch General

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Lügenpresse doing their usual thing. The press conference had happened at least an hour before this tweet was made.
Look guys, maybe I was being too harsh. They did post an update. Let's see if they were just overlooking what happened:
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https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1384765183986487296 (https://archive.ph/yrsPP)

So she was only "holding" what "appears to be a knife" and that racist cracka cop murdered this poor, innocent honor roll student. No mention that she was trying to stab someone while she was holding it.

edit: they are also reporting the tape was edited when you can clearly watch the tape from the moment he exits the car, until the girl has been shot. Any editing would be the removal of the end of the body cam footage after that point. Just trying to cast suspicion on the cops when there should be none in this instance. What was done after the shooting has no bearing in whether it was a good shoot or not.
 
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Here's my cope tier list after this juicy day.

S-tier
Laughing at burgers who are getting what they fucking deserve.
Very strong cope with no obvious weaknesses. The major downside is that it requires you to not be a burger. Some argue it's not even a real cope in the first place.


A-tier
"A nigger is dead and a pig is in jail. What's to cry about?"
Pretty solid cope overall but still has some weaknesses. Doesn't work if you have the history of defending cops and requires some benefit of a doubt because, let's be honest, even if you personally weren't being all pro-blue, the rightoid circlejerk of your choosing probably did to some extent and you're going to get lumped with them whether you like it or not.


B-tier
Racism.
Kind of mediocre. May work if you play your cards right and manage to make it funny and/or come out not mad while doing so. But let's not lie to ourselves, the latter would be an achievement on its own given the circumstance. Mostly useful because it drowns you out in the sea of other righties shouting NIGGERS and JOOZ minimizing the damage but not preventing it. It's biggest weakness is that it gives progressives more fodder to believe that they are right. Not unlike eating ice cream when you have caught a cold. Yeah, the sweetness might make you feel better in the moment but you're definitely setting yourself up for getting even more fucked up.


C-tier.
Appeal to accelerationism.
Reaching bottom of the barrel here. Requires you to admit that you are mad in the first place which is terrible for any cope. Boils down to "I lost and am extremely butthurt about it but that's good because I ir my group will totally do something when we get angry enough!". Basically an empty threat disguised as an argument.


D-tier.
Doomposting.
Not even cope, just despair.
 
"Thank you George Floyd, for sacrificing your life for justice"
"This isn't true justice. Don't think of today as a victory"

What kind of crack are these lizard people on? I don't like cops either but I thought the whole point was that even someone committing a crime shouldn't be murdered when being arrested? I at least agreed on that. Floyd was a woman beater, a drug addict and was committing a federal crime by paying with counterfeit bills, he was not a willing martyr for a cause. And this is everything the system could've given, guilty on all 3 charges, 75 years in jail.
George is becoming the woke Jesus, and I'm not kidding.

They'll be erecting monuments to him soon enough. Probably demanding a national holiday to be named after him. I would not be surprised if someone decided to form a no shit religion of St George of the Fentanyl. Would be a great grift, plenty of dumb niggers would sign up and lots of tax free donations from rich Jews.
 
Look guys, maybe I was being too harsh. They did post an update. Let's see if they were just overlooking what happened:
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https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1384765183986487296 (https://archive.ph/yrsPP)

So she was only "holding" what "appears to be a knife" and that racist cracka cop murdered this poor, innocent honor roll student. No mention that she was trying to stab someone while she was holding it.
Some idiot said she was in an altercation with some girls, retreated into her house to get a knife, called the cops, then came out to threaten/attack them. Why not just lock the fucking door? When keeping it real goes wrong.
 
Something something 'muh colonization'.
White people ; "Let's siphon all the wealth out of black people countries and then redraw their maps randomly so they're locked into two hundred years of pointless civil wars"

Also white people ; "The reason Africa isn't doing so great is a mystery that can probably be figured out by measuring the shape of negro skulls"
 
Lügenpresse doing their usual thing. The press conference had happened at least an hour before this tweet was made.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/NPR/status/1384718532852830210 (https://archive.ph/Fjz8p)

From the linked article:
This is a developing story. Some facts reported by the media may later turn out to be wrong. We will focus on reports from police officials and other authorities, credible news outlets and reporters who are at the scene, and we will update as the situation develops.

Maybe you shouldn't be reporting things as "facts" if you're not 100% sure of what you're reporting.
The Twitter replies are pretty marvelous though. They've got everything from "could have just shot her in the leg" to "why not try the taser first?"
 
White people ; "Let's siphon all the wealth out of black people countries and then redraw their maps randomly so they're locked into two hundred years of pointless civil wars"

Also white people ; "The reason Africa isn't doing so great is a mystery that can probably be figured out by measuring the shape of negro skulls"
I thought we established in this thread that white people also constantly fight with each other. Also they constantly redrew their own borders.
 
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White people ; "Let's siphon all the wealth out of black people countries and then redraw their maps randomly so they're locked into two hundred years of pointless civil wars"

Also white people ; "The reason Africa isn't doing so great is a mystery that can probably be figured out by measuring the shape of negro skulls"
we wuz Wakanda and shiet before whitey came

You bore me.
 
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