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[remiem]

Well, I think we can tell who didn't get exposed to tubgirl or goatse in high school judging from who made "My eyes!" posts. Some of you are more sheltered than I thought.

Speaking of sheltered, Kevin being mad at a store employing anti-shoplifter measures is too funny. It just adds another reason to mock him, since online lifters only steal frivolous junk.

I mean it's not really that gross it's just the knowledge that this is kevin and it's NSFL due too it's pathetic nature.

Overall the gif is tame compared to the depths of internet horrors but after following Kev for 1000's of pages and the Tranch thread as well, it compounds your horror. Like if you walked in your brother wanking to meatspin on the shared family couch on the big screen TV. It's a different kind of NSFL.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Just saw page 1072. How does Kevin keep getting worse? This shouldn't be possible.

Ever heard of Pansy Gronski?

He is the pinacle of Western Consoomerism

No, there's also MovieBlob and Louis Dominic "Lardo Retardo" Gagliardi III.

 

[Red Mask]

These people never heard of Onlyfans? They’d make a killing there, I’m sure.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Well the issue is likely that the penis would be homologous to the clitoris and not the vagina. Realistically around the scrotum would be where the vaginal canal should be with testicles being homologous to ovaries.

Don't quote me though, it wasn't until fairly recently that I'd considered the logistics of deliberately mutilating one's completely functional genitals in an attempt to turn them into some profane mockery of the opposite genders'.

Of course I'm sure the surgeons know none of it matters. May as well just flip a person's dick inside out and call it a day since if someone is so out of touch with reality that they can look at this
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And tell themselves they look like a sexy woman, then you could drill a hole into their armpit and tell them it was a true and honest vagina and they'd be totally convinced.


Oh no.

There's also the problem of finding a place to put a fake vagina because the male pelvis and the way the organs are arranged inside were not built to accommodate a vaginal canal.

It says a lot about how these degenerate men think that they think a vagina is just some random dick accommodating flesh sock drilled between your legs and not like a fully functioning organ.

Even if they could replicate the look of the vulva perfectly it would always look uncanny because of where it's placed. One of the things that always grosses me out about stink ditches is how weird it must feel to be penetrated and having your organs knocked around because there's not enough room in there for a canal. Of course Kevin will never experience this because he can't even fit a pinky in there.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

The ritual is complete. The fetid discharge of the amhole mixes with the fluids of the forsaken one. The amhole, having gained sentience, softly whispers: "...amKevin". The world shakes. The earth splits. A new dark age is upon us.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

At this point, i kinda think it's not much about the money but more about the attention they are getting. The money is a huge plus but they all thirst for the attention of mindless simps that will shower them with money no matter what.

This paired with the glamourization of Onlyfans and whoring definetly makes young women to eagerly go into the meant grinder of OnlyFans.

"The top accounts make something like $100,000 a month (these aren’t in my sample). The median account makes $180 a month.

The top 1% of accounts make 33% of all the money. The top 10% of accounts make 73% of all the money.[..]

Most accounts take home less than $145 per month (after commission). The modal revenue is $0.00, and the next most common is $4.99."

Average onlyfans girl is broke as fuck.

https://www.xsrus.com/writing/explain/onlyfans/

 

[Gaia Soraka]

"The top accounts make something like $100,000 a month (these aren’t in my sample). The median account makes $180 a month.

The top 1% of accounts make 33% of all the money. The top 10% of accounts make 73% of all the money.[..]

Most accounts take home less than $145 per month (after commission). The modal revenue is $0.00, and the next most common is $4.99."

Average onlyfans girl is broke as fuck.

https://www.xsrus.com/writing/explain/onlyfans/

This is super interesting. I knew most OnlyFans girls weren't rich, but I didn't think the modal revenue was as low as 0$. It's sort of built like a pyramid scheme.

 

[Doodle]

"The top accounts make something like $100,000 a month (these aren’t in my sample). The median account makes $180 a month.

The top 1% of accounts make 33% of all the money. The top 10% of accounts make 73% of all the money.[..]

Most accounts take home less than $145 per month (after commission). The modal revenue is $0.00, and the next most common is $4.99."

Average onlyfans girl is broke as fuck.

https://www.xsrus.com/writing/explain/onlyfans/

This is a good point. A lot of people assume that any floozie bimbo can make money on OF, but this is survivorship bias at work.

 

[Easy Peasy]

This is super interesting. I knew most OnlyFans girls weren't rich, but I didn't think the modal revenue was as low as 0$. It's sort of built like a pyramid scheme.

It essentially is a shitty mlm. When you recruit others to join, you get a cut of their take, and so on and so on. The model is each girl keeps recruiting more girls. OF gets a cut off of every creator. It's really disgusting, and forgive me my moment of mati, but burn it to the ground

 

[Yamamura]

This is super interesting. I knew most OnlyFans girls weren't rich, but I didn't think the modal revenue was as low as 0$. It's sort of built like a pyramid scheme.

I think I mentioned it somewhere here before, but even the troon grift in general is like a pyramid scheme, for every troon like Kevin there's another troon trying the same grift with much less success. Similar to Twitch you can find tons of channels with zero viewers or donators meanwhile the top 1% gives the illusion of upward mobility. The whole system is just disgusting really.

 

[Red Mask]

This is a good point. A lot of people assume that any floozie bimbo can make money on OF, but this is survivorship bias at work.

OnlyFans is basically like YT in that it can be great as supplementary income, but can be difficult for a primary income. However, of you have a solid niche(or cater to the right kind of kinks/fetishes), you can make some decent bank. In the case of Salamander, being a trans not afraid of showing neovagina might be one of those people.

 

[Spectre_06]

.....and then the laughter stopped and the whisky came out.

At this point I'm too scared to put it away.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

But that all goes with what I meant by high-grade magical thinking: Kev sincerely believes the shit being shoveled here. I'm also actually very skeptical that Kev was a 'confused kid.' The incel-to-troon pipeline fits better--unless you want to count under 'confusion' the ideas that fuel it, like how if you become the woman you will...somehow get laid by the women you believe you have a right to fuck. (A lot of social conditioning and legit caution means women aren't likely to say 'no' directly to anybody who is being a sex pest. It's why I gave up with one and just...let him trail behind me while I took care of some shopping. It's amusing how so many guys who have trouble with the idea of 'no' suddenly figure it out when you're squeeing over live steel...)

I don't think that it's fair to say that Kevin was an incel. He's never shown any kind of interest in women, sexual or otherwise. The closest thing is that he's got a fetish for pregnancy, but it's all about him being pregnant and none of his tweets about this fetish has never actually involved any ciswomen.

It's clear to me that he's a gay man who trooned out. For all his talk about being a lesbian he's never horny posted about women, only about queers and "women". Dispate him claiming to be poly and pansexual none of his relationship involves any women. I don't even think he's ever called a woman hot that he doesn't also claim to be trans (i.e a man).

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

You...might wanna go check out Lori Lewd's thread, it gets into some detail just how shit the payout from OF actually is.

Plus, simps usually have this sort of...feel that they're just more optimistic incels, or maybe future incels--sex pests who think every woman's for rent, if not for sale. Seriously, I bet if Kev's supporting any troons on OF? Kev is gonna creep on them.

...well, more than normal, the thirstposting is in a lot of ways Kev creeping on everybody even if they're mostly a sad effort to convince himself/the world that the amhole was a good idea.

(And a lot of the stuff glamourizing OF and whoring has the kind of skeezy flavor of a recruitment pitch for a seriously exploitative company--the kind that figures it can afford to treat you like shit for next to no pay, then toss you like so much garbage--but one where it's just a given that management and customers are all some type sex pest or other.)

I should check it for some perspective, but a lot of stories i've heard (yeah, anecdotal, so it's not really that reliable) state that most women that go into OF go with dreams and aspirations of taking nude pics and raking money hand over fist, usually more than 500 a month. The reality is that they get a couple of simpbux and they either feel horribly defeated/enraged and quit or they go further in hopes to get more money.

And on the matter of simps, there was a small debate about it on the Porncows thread. We cannot pinpoint what's the main drive of the common simp since there are a lot of theories: coomers without standards, guys that want to exert some lesser form of control over a woman, potential sex pests, guys too ashamed to hire a whore... But with Kev it might be all combined after all we have seen in this thread.

"The top accounts make something like $100,000 a month (these aren’t in my sample). The median account makes $180 a month.

The top 1% of accounts make 33% of all the money. The top 10% of accounts make 73% of all the money.[..]

Most accounts take home less than $145 per month (after commission). The modal revenue is $0.00, and the next most common is $4.99."

Average onlyfans girl is broke as fuck.

https://www.xsrus.com/writing/explain/onlyfans/

Damn, that's really fuckign pathetic. But when you have the media constantly putting out stories about "young woman quits her prestigeous job to become an e-whore and making more money than before" it's easy to see that some people lose their perspective and common sense and try to follow that golden dream when only a select few can make a fortune through simpbux.

 

[BallBuster]

Kinda wishing this thread wasn't front-paged so we didn't have to deal with the influx of "omg I need to drink bleach now" posters. You guys aren't funny or creative, sorry.

And why are so many of them always eating while reading these threads? It baffles the mind.

 

[SIGSEGV]

And why are so many of them always eating while reading these threads? It baffles the mind.

They're probably fat lol

 

[Doodle]

OnlyFans is basically like YT in that it can be great as supplementary income, but can be difficult for a primary income. However, of you have a solid niche(or cater to the right kind of kinks/fetishes), you can make some decent bank. In the case of Salamander, being a trans not afraid of showing neovagina might be one of those people.

The problem for Kevin is that he is a fat man-child with a fetid sock for an orifice.

I say that because there is almost assuredly a sad, but dedicated fetishist subculture for trans-vaginas but at the end of the day men are men; and men don't want to watch and support a fat-man child with a fetid sock for an orifice. They want someone who is beyond passing in everyway who had a world class operation and expensive after-care.

That is who is going to make money off this niche interest.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

What does that make Tran Ranch? Khornates for the testosterone-driven agressive posturing and weapon hoarding or Nurglites for the utter filth they live in and the pile of alpaca shit (and dead animals)?

The Tranch is clearly Chaos Undivided. They are heavily armed violent maniacs who after sacrificing Alpacas to Khorne, share in and celebrate the gifts of Nurgle blooming in their trench wounds, before joining a "cluster orgy" for the Prince of Pleasure, only to finish off the day by scheming some new GFM grift in honor of Tzeentch.
I pray to G-d that the Earth's crust cracks beneath the Tranch and drops them all in to hell.

 

[moonchild]

It's honestly fascinating why.

I'm not a vet or come from a military family, but I like talking to people and hearing about their lives so I've developed some theories as to why so many troons are ex military. So I just wanna say that this is my own damn theory and feel free to drag me if you think I'm totally wrong.

There's multiple reasons:

• Highly masculine attitude of the military. The military is naturally a masculine environment where a recruit will get shit for showing the slightest effeminate behavior. One quickly learns that being compared to a girl is now harsher than before. There's also a lack of women, so misogynistic views can easily proliferate and make them think of a woman as only a method to coom. Also less likely for a woman to shame them for their weird sex shit, so it just starts to build up to troonery.
• Restricted views on masculinity. Building off of the previous point, one starts to learn that traits are either masculine or feminine, which can be read as good or bad, respectively. If you start to be compared to a girl one too many times, you'll probably start thinking that you ARE a girl since you're told that men don't do this or that. While most young boys do learn this without a military environment, I'd wager that it's more intense in the military and that boys that grow up in a home where this was enforced harder than others are more likely to join the military.
• Lack of order and support after discharge. Most of the vets I know have said that they feel lost and that the have no purpose in life after discharge because they lost the structured environment of the military. It's kinda like the same feeling you get when you graduate from highschool: no one is there to tell you what to do and where to go; you have to be your own captain. Which leads me to:
• Lack of sense of self. We all know that those that are most likely to be troons don't have a strong sense of self. The military emphasizes on the "everyone can only do one specific thing real damn well and when we come together we are a force to be reckoned with" methodology of management, so one can easily feel like a cog in the machine instead of a person.

Now, I could just be totally reading into this too much and the reason could just be that the type of guy to join the military is also the type of guy to be a troon.

Edit: I'll also like to add (@Rainbow Frog Army 's comment reminded me of something) it could also be a rehash of the incel to troon pipeline. Most male vets I know have felt some type of way about the amount of sex that they have. It's the classic body count contest. I could see a ex military guy getting mad at the fact he wasn't laid enough (even if he was) and starts to go down the incel to troon pipeline.

It's hard to know what exactly drove Kevin to Troon Town. He was a collection of semi-sentient fetishes that coallesced into something with the veener of a person. He's like the Boogie man from Nightmare Before Christmas, just a husk filled with bugs. Which collection of fetishes caused him to turn his dick inside out is beyond our ability to know. We can likely infer that it was some mixture of his AGP, humiliation fetish (because being a woman is humiliating to him), and copious amounts of dick-girl Hentai.

As for being an incel. I have no idea if even Kevin could tell you what his orientation was before he turned into what he is now. If he was an ostensibly straight male then he likely treated women like he wants to be treated: in a hyper-creepy, abstracted pornographic manner, which isn't getting you many second dates out there. So if that is true then it fits your hypothesis pretty well.

Edit: It also fits well because despite what Kevin wants you to believe, him "becoming" a woman has not fixed any of his creepy beliefs about women or given him any empathy towards women.

without power leveling too hard, I know a troon irl, and have made connections between both the troon I know, and the troons on this site (trying to understand why someone I previously respected would go down that route is actually the reason I'm here) and I think the incel to troon pipeline is very very real. before I started researching this shit, my assumption was troons were super flamboyant gay dudes with all female friends, but it's the exact opposite. troons and incels come from the same route cause: depressed guys with poor sense of self use woman as an excuse for their depression. both groups are under socialized porn addicts with messed up views of women (who they never interact with irl, and take it out in different ways: troons convincing themselves if they were a woman (or at least the sexist ideal they hold of them) they would be happy, and incels think if woman would have sex with them they would be happy (cause everyone loves a 4chan addicted neckbeard with no life skills and nothing to show for themselves except a video game collection). in reality, both groups need to stop looking at external validation and focus on self improvement: hit the gym, go to therapy, learn to cook, get a hobby that makes you feel good, and learn to love yourself

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

This is super interesting. I knew most OnlyFans girls weren't rich, but I didn't think the modal revenue was as low as 0$. It's sort of built like a pyramid scheme.

I can't recall if in his methodology the author was able to cull accounts that don't have any content on it (so content accounts that haven't posted or set up subscriptions), but the next common revenue is just $4.99, one subscription, so the income of the average user is pretty low.