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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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I mean, Lou's whole life is pathetic, but the recent e-mail saga is just stupid and boring. Probably a random twitter troll who managed to find this thread and get his info... But of course blaming the big bad Kiwi Farmers is all he has. He's so melodramatic about it as well. It's e-mail spam. Get over it.
It's not even the first time he's chimped out over spam e-mail, either.
 
Lmao "and put $5-10 aside" coming from the man who pissed away his Stimky Stimmy in six fucking days.
I still can't believe that happened. I knew he'd spend it all on useless shit, yeah, but to do it so fucking fast, so fucking quickly, and to then pretend there was nothing suspect about that speed and that he was still in dire need is something else.
That's Null's Twitter account, by the way.
Is this the first time Null's given notice to this particular fatty? His thread's grown at a tremendous pace, but I remember him somewhat flying under the radar for being a relative newcomer to the field.
I can't remember the last time I spent more than $1000 on a computer. I build my own rigs, and the last couple of times I had to work hard to even approach four figures.
A minor powerlevel, but I built my own thing from scratch about a year and a half ago, around 2019's cyber monday shit. The processor and graphics cards I got are now way more expensive than they were even had they not been on sale, so I guess I could see someone trying to build during these weird shortages spending more than they should. Even still, I grabbed the whole kit and caboodle - all the parts, all the cables, gratuitously large HDD/SSDs, a licensed copy of an operating system because I am a tremendous faggot, monitors, speakers, so-on... and it came out to around $1100 or so. It's not top-of-the-line, but it's able to play modern games on 'high,' just below ultra without any real issues. It's even able to play unpatched russianware on medium without crashing

And if I was a starving mook living paycheck to paycheck, pretty sure I'd not spend a penny over $200 for something barebones - and that'd only be if it helped me with work. I am genuinely unable to conceptualize how lou justifies his habits to himself.
I dunno; maybe Lou is turning over a new leaf, and will start amassing desktops instead.
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Is that bitwit? I love that guy. Fantastic basic computer construction vid, too
Why is this new arc so pathetic?
It's the buildup. We know he's gonna get the imac. We know he's gonna beg and sell and desperately make excuses and whine his way to it, and once he has it, we know there's going to be more outrage from his critics drawing even more inescapable evidence that he's scum, and it's going to be a good time. The audience's anticipation grows.
 
Gee, Louis, it sure is convenient whoever is signing you up for these news letters is doing it precisely when you wake up so you can take a screenshot of the confirmation emails which are mere minutes apart, including one just before you decide to capture it. Otherwise you would have to, like, wait for them to pile up before posting it in a massive dump. It's awfully nice of these dang dirty trolls to do this according to your time schedule. Why can't all Kiwifarms users be this considerate?
 
It's not even the first time he's chimped out over spam e-mail, either.
Lou reminds me of fellow no-effort troon-cow Secret Gamer Girl, who complains that his email is broken/"DDOSed" because of how many automated replies he receives from the Twitter reports that he himself files.

(SGG should look into becoming a furry; it seems like the e-begging is much better.)
 
Lou reminds me of fellow no-effort troon-cow Secret Gamer Girl, who complains that his email is broken/"DDOSed" because of how many automated replies he receives from the Twitter reports that he himself files.

(SGG should look into becoming a furry; it seems like the e-begging is much better.)
Jake Alley is already furry-adjacent, if not already one. So it's not a great leap for him.
 
Hey 1999 called and wants its Internet Spam back. Fatty you really are pathetic. Trolling someone by flooding their inbox hasn't been a thing since AOL. Grow up use the spam /unsubscribe button and move along
Funnily enough, Gmail has an auto-unsubscribe feature that works on most newsletters/automated emails. You just click the button and it does it for you without you having to do anything.

But Lou being Lou, he wants to be the victim and not do anything to improve the situation.
 
Hey 1999 called and wants its Internet Spam back. Fatty you really are pathetic. Trolling someone by flooding their inbox hasn't been a thing since AOL. Grow up use the spam /unsubscribe button and move along
But how else could he claim those sweet sweet OppressionBux from a safe environment otherwise? He can't just leave his house, break his leg, then cry bloody murder and KiwiFarms bitcoin assassins or claim someone from KiwiFarms showed up at his door and yelled at him!

Maybe he's going to take a page from the Tran Ranch book of Bullshit and "get some "powdered acid" in the mail".
 
Funnily enough, Gmail has an auto-unsubscribe feature that works on most newsletters/automated emails. You just click the button and it does it for you without you having to do anything.

But Lou being Lou, he wants to be the victim and not do anything to improve the situation.
Victim of what Spam mail?
But how else could he claim those sweet sweet OppressionBux from a safe environment otherwise? He can't just leave his house, break his leg, then cry bloody murder and KiwiFarms bitcoin assassins or claim someone from KiwiFarms showed up at his door and yelled at him!

Maybe he's going to take a page from the Tran Ranch book of Bullshit and "get some "powdered acid" in the mail".
Oh I know why he's doing it But it's so egregiously stupid. And in no way does it make people care about his non-plight
 
"my doctor doesn't think I'll ever be able to do any meaningful work again."
Because you're fat, fatty. Lose weight (not that you ever will) and the doctor may reconsider. I doubt the doctor even said that though.

"I'm trying to take commissions and ask for help here on twitter."
Commissions? What commissions? Where is the advertising? When's the last time you tweeted "I'm open for writing/coloring commissions!" or have written/colored for someone? Lou must have an irregular definition of "trying" because I doubt he even thinks about taking commissions.
He sure can ask for help though! He always remembers to do that!

"I get harassed and riled up by anti trans groups"
Allegedly. Hasn't been proven, but Lou sure will push that narrative. We all know he's a huge liar, so it's clear as day that he's signing up for those emails.

"I'm so tired of these pieces"
Lou, this article doesn't talk about you because you don't do anything productive, regardless of the pandemic. (Check the spoiler for context)
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"my doctor doesn't think I'll ever be able to do any meaningful work again."
Because you're fat, fatty. Lose weight (not that you ever will) and the doctor may reconsider. I doubt the doctor even said that though.

"I'm trying to take commissions and ask for help here on twitter."
Commissions? What commissions? Where is the advertising? When's the last time you tweeted "I'm open for writing/coloring commissions!" or have written/colored for someone? Lou must have an irregular definition of "trying" because I doubt he even thinks about taking commissions.
He sure can ask for help though! He always remembers to do that!

"I get harassed and riled up by anti trans groups"
Allegedly. Hasn't been proven, but Lou sure will push that narrative. We all know he's a huge liar, so it's clear as day that he's signing up for those emails.

"I'm so tired of these pieces"
Lou, this article doesn't talk about you because you don't do anything productive, regardless of the pandemic. (Check the spoiler for context)
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I'm very much not a furry, so I don't really know or care about Boozy besides this thread. Based on what I've seen so far he's got his shit together, doing his best balancing family and work - which is pretty fucking outstanding for furry and furry-adjacent people. He's doing a good point-by-point rebuttal of another "lol fuck millenials amirite?" article by telling of his lived experiences which should resonate with a lot of people. The housing market, for example, which is completely fucked, all over the world.

And then comes along Lardo Retardo trying to suck up to him, who's got nothing in common with him or his struggles.
Lou, just face it, you were diabetic long before your official diagnosis, and it's not like you were doing anything productive before your foot hole surgery.
 
There is no way in the Nine Hells that Lou's doctor told him he'd never work again. He's got diabetes, not terminal brain cancer.

If his doctor really did believe that Lou wasn't fit to work, not just when his foot was healing (which I suspect is what he was actually told) but forever, I think Lou would have had more luck when he applied for disability than being told to fuck off almost immediately, which is what happened.

Lou, you're never going to get disability until your limbs rot off or a stroke turns you into a vegetable. You are not too disabled to work. Get a fucking job you parasite.


Here you go, fatty. All of these people have the same "disability" as you. Most of them are doing just fine for themselves. Well, apart from Elvis, who was in complete denial about his diagnosis and continued to eat deep-fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches until he had a brain aneurysm while taking a shit and dropped dead. And even then, he was still working, making music and bringing joy to his millions of fans, right up until the end.

Sadly, it is Lou who will be Lonesome Tonight. And every night.
 
I'm very much not a furry, so I don't really know or care about Boozy besides this thread. Based on what I've seen so far he's got his shit together, doing his best balancing family and work - which is pretty fucking outstanding for furry and furry-adjacent people. He's doing a good point-by-point rebuttal of another "lol fuck millenials amirite?" article by telling of his lived experiences which should resonate with a lot of people. The housing market, for example, which is completely fucked, all over the world.

And then comes along Lardo Retardo trying to suck up to him, who's got nothing in common with him or his struggles.
Lou, just face it, you were diabetic long before your official diagnosis, and it's not like you were doing anything productive before your foot hole surgery.
The TLDR on Boozy is that he's a legitimate lawyer who was dragged into furry when he wrote a blog post over the infamous convention that fellow lowcow Deo was partially responsible for getting cancelled, and has since became a part of Anthrocon's legal team. So he's essentially everything Lou wants to be: a married furry with kids that has a respectable career, and is just generally well-received by both furries and normies.

While I'm sure Boozy probably has at least some "controversy" (and I say that lightly because to furries, something as minor as a bad take posted on twitter is considered a controversy), at most, he probably has a few specks of birdshit on his shoulders while Lou is literally buried under a mountain of manure, mouth barely sticking out as he screams "give money trams crow fund diabeetus".

Why Lou sucks up so heavily to Boozy is beyond me though. I'm assuming that since Boozy showed up to a lot of furcons, Lou probably talked to him at one, and because Boozy didn't immediately block him, he assumes Boozy is now his friend. I'm too lazy to find it in the thread, but at one point (at least 2 years before this thread even started) Lou inexplicibly sent Boozy a videogame controller then went back to e-begging. To Boozy's credit, he immediately began chiding Lou for spending money on a gift for him if he was actually starving, then tried to send Lou the money he spent on the controller.

Nowadays, I think Boozy is definitely aware of Lou continuing to creep on him, but he presumably keeps Lou on mute to avoid hurting his feelings. I've only seen Boozy ever respond to Lou twice since this thread started. The first time was just a generic platitude of agreement on something, and it was immediately after Lou had registered a new account (so I assume Boozy didn't know it was Lou yet). The second time was when Lou was faking his own harassment with fake tweets criticizing him and faked one where Boozy implied Lou molested his nephew, to which Boozy simply responded "that's not me, it's fake".
 
"my doctor doesn't think I'll ever be able to do any meaningful work again."
Because you're fat, fatty. Lose weight (not that you ever will) and the doctor may reconsider. I doubt the doctor even said that though.

"I'm trying to take commissions and ask for help here on twitter."
Commissions? What commissions? Where is the advertising? When's the last time you tweeted "I'm open for writing/coloring commissions!" or have written/colored for someone? Lou must have an irregular definition of "trying" because I doubt he even thinks about taking commissions.
He sure can ask for help though! He always remembers to do that!

"I get harassed and riled up by anti trans groups"
Allegedly. Hasn't been proven, but Lou sure will push that narrative. We all know he's a huge liar, so it's clear as day that he's signing up for those emails.

"I'm so tired of these pieces"
Lou, this article doesn't talk about you because you don't do anything productive, regardless of the pandemic. (Check the spoiler for context)
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He really thinks everyone else is stupid. You honestly want us to believe, Lou, that type II diabetes is a diagnosis that has made your doctor claim you can never do meaningful work?

I left out the 'again' bit because lol when the fuck has he done a single meaningful thing in his life?
 
I'd like to know how Lou thinks my 2-decade long, type 2 diagnosed nonspecific relative does work as a nurse, at one point specifically working with covid patients when they're sooooo disabled.

Seriously. Lou. Diabetes means you are probably insulin resistant. You didn't even know you were diabetic until recently despite undoubtedly being diabetic for many years. A disability in this case is something that prevents you from working.

In what way is type 2 diabetes a condition that prevents you from working? Why doesn't somebody who reads his twitter ever ask him this? It's such an obvious question to ask. This isn't a missing arm, this is taking medications regularly and modifying diet. I am baffled how he doesn't get embarassed trying to argue that needing to take pills means he cannot stock shelves.
 
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