Introduction Thread

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Here to save the world from itself.

Not really.

Just want to lol at the basement dwellers and onanists.

Honestly, I'm just looking for a bf

you're Dennis neilson larper?

 

[furniture0]

Hi.

 

[Eggplant Parm]

Long time lurker, decided to make an account for the fuck of it.

 

[Friskies]

I'm fuckin... A cat food idk

 

[Sped Xing]

Here to save the world from itself.

Not really.

Just want to lol at the basement dwellers and onanists.

What's so funny about pulling out?

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

What's so funny about pulling out?

The off type not out. But well done, you tried to make out you've had sex.

I wont go into what's wrong with the riddim method, I'll let you get to big school and the sex ed teacher can tell you.

Catholic are we?

 

[Sped Xing]

Pulling off sounds painful.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Pulling off sounds painful.

A aah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Someone on KF pretending to not know a euphemism for wanking. ..

You're one of those Internet predators, aren't you? I've reported you to Blaire White, expect a video from the valley transgirl.

Like gag me with a spoon...

 

[Sped Xing]

I like the intensity, but I really have no idea what you're on about.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

I like the intensity, but I really have no idea what you're on about.

Intense? Seriuosly? You found that intense. Word of advice, don't go outside. You might go catatonic.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Longtime lurker, first time caller

im not gay no more
i have been delivert
i like womenwomenwomenblurghaghhhh

nice to meet ya'll

 

[Omega Nebula]

also long time lurker, made an account a month or so ago but so far haven't had anything to say. hopefully I'll learn to contribute soon

 

[HumptiDouji]

It appears that I am some manner of faggot.

 

[AquaDragoness]

Hello! I've been lurking around this site for a while, mostly for the Artcow and Fandom content, so I decided to join. It's fun to laugh at the idiots of the internet and look at some absolutely egregious art from these "artists." Also, there's no filter or censorship on this site, which is a breath of fresh air compared to the rest of the scrubbed internet and you all seem like a bunch of chill folks who'll call out bullshit when they see it. My kind of people.

Probably won't contribute anything substantial just yet, but I do have some Tumblr horror stories before the NSFW purge and I hope to contribute to the "Farmers Redraw Hideous Tumblr Art" thread soon. Maybe I'll make a thread about Half-Life But the AI is Self-Aware fandom. I'm surprised that the Farms haven't touched on that trashfire of a fandom yet.

 

[Ashford Lawrence]

Hi, I'm Ashford Lawrence with Heavy News.

 

[Fucktwat The Clown]

Hey there. Been a long time Chris observer, which lead me down the rabbit hole to other lolcows.

 

[Slavros Flatley]

Hi, I'm 'Lex'. I'm 38 years old. I've lurked here for years but not posted until now. I'm basically what happens when an early 00s, gore/nazi/killer-obsessed, Internet NEET finally chooses life and gets wife/kids/mortgage and becomes boring like everyone else.

I'm a big metalhead and I play guitar and drums and I like to drink beer and eat steak and pizza. I also like writing fiction.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Just another degenerate
Probably should be dead
Came to be able to say things.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Hi, yet another long time lurker here for the overall carefree nature of this forum, unlike other communities. Hats off to all those who have documented the insanity behind the Funimation and Vic case. Those Weeb Wars have been a hilarious ride.

 

[panic mode]

Just a lonely woman who wants to shitpost freely without being restricted for saying faggot.