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Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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and the link to that ridiculous tiktok -
vm.tiktok.com/ZMexAN7G3/
Those back tits are at an H cup nowadays!
vm.tiktok.com/ZMexAN7G3/
Those back tits are at an H cup nowadays!
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No Tess, you don’t understand TikTok at all.
Also lmao at eating mashed potatoes at 10 pm. Her skin looks like absolute shit here too.
Also lmao at eating mashed potatoes at 10 pm. Her skin looks like absolute shit here too.
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When your arm fat jiggles more than your tits, you should probably just look to Budd Dwyer for inspiration.
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>"i understand tiktok now"
she just started blowing kisses (which makes my skin crawl btw, that skin and those lips are gross), she really thinks that would impress the teenagers on tiktok lol.
This chick made a video about Tess and I don't remember if we grabbed those comments she made that warranted the making of this video. If not, ig it's proof we're not the only ones hate watching Tess and taking notes of her bs.
she just started blowing kisses (which makes my skin crawl btw, that skin and those lips are gross), she really thinks that would impress the teenagers on tiktok lol.
This chick made a video about Tess and I don't remember if we grabbed those comments she made that warranted the making of this video. If not, ig it's proof we're not the only ones hate watching Tess and taking notes of her bs.
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I scroll tiktok when I’m bored and this is not how you do tiktok lol. She thinks tiktok is Instagram but with videos. No one wants videos of you eye fucking yourself to some song for 6 seconds. That is literally all her videos except some are for “clapping back”.
Yes, there are thots on tiktok but at least they are making some sort of effort with smooth transitions and “dancing”. Where as Tess just does one pose with signature slack jawed face and twirls around.
Side note: how funny would it be if Tess tried to do a tiktok dance lol
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She wears a WHITE sports bra out of the house as a shirt. Fucking gross
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I'M EATING KFC MASHED POTATOES AT 10 PM! DON'T WORRY!
We should be worried, Tess. By 10pm every Wednesday, you've already finished off three servings of mashed potatoes and 2 buckets of chicken. Are you feeling ok (aside from the constant chest pains, of course)?
We should be worried, Tess. By 10pm every Wednesday, you've already finished off three servings of mashed potatoes and 2 buckets of chicken. Are you feeling ok (aside from the constant chest pains, of course)?
Her face is more proportional and less greasy as usual, so Tess must be abusing filters like cray again.
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Those glasses look kinda nice on her.
Yeah, that's all I've got.
Yeah, that's all I've got.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Her place has zero evidence four years old kid lives here. And she insists 15 years old does too - yeah ma'am, I see all these neon signs and dim lights scattered around teen boys adore nowadays.
She literally took a picture of her ass. Is this slut-shaming on my part? Eh, to hell with it, she's the type who dreams about mirror above the bed, to eye-fuck herself first thing in the morning.
And pancake tits, lel. Guess she doesn't care anymore - months ago, she puffed them to the ball size, but now let’em slide, girl.
White bra was already mentioned; looks like her gunt is about to eat them nipples soon.
I know, I know, genetics, motherhood, size and everything - but lord, it looks ridiculous, more so in ‘tighty see-through’ bra.
I wonder what she sees in the mirror to act like this.
She literally took a picture of her ass. Is this slut-shaming on my part? Eh, to hell with it, she's the type who dreams about mirror above the bed, to eye-fuck herself first thing in the morning.
And pancake tits, lel. Guess she doesn't care anymore - months ago, she puffed them to the ball size, but now let’em slide, girl.
White bra was already mentioned; looks like her gunt is about to eat them nipples soon.
I know, I know, genetics, motherhood, size and everything - but lord, it looks ridiculous, more so in ‘tighty see-through’ bra.
I wonder what she sees in the mirror to act like this.
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Jesus, look at how far down her nipples are. You'd think a rich super model like Tess could afford a bra with more support for her udders.
Also, you can see those stretch marks on her stomach from a mile away.
Though I am glad that Tess smokes out on the balcony, and not inside the apartment. At least she isn't exposing Bowie to the smoke.
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Yeesh, an octogenarian's boobs would be perkier than those flapjacks. She's reached the point where even push-ups can't save her.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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I think these aren't stretch marks but healing sheet to put on fresh tattoos:
- she got one recently
- lines are thin, frequent, shiny and horizontal
- I used one when I got mine
- eta, she had photo/stories where the artist put it on her
I think we were all under the impression she bought a new car, but that looks like rental car keys to me. Did she get it used or are her wealthy client(s) that pay for her apartment also pay for a car? Ex of rental car keys and her keys.
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Searching the phone number 1-800-354-2847 shows that it is, indeed, a number for Avis rental vehicles.
That's just a picture I pulled from the web to illustrate my comparison. From what i've seen she posted about getting a new car on March 6th via twitter, but didn't reply to anyone with make or model. She hasn't posted any pictures of it either, the most we see is when she's doing tiktok's or selfies in the drivers seat.Searching the phone number 1-800-354-2847 shows that it is, indeed, a number for Avis rental vehicles.
I'm not a betting man, but I would say the fob looks like a Jeep Wrangler 2018/19 (see pic) and that also seems to align with how the roof looks in her tiktok videos.
Compare the roof in this tiktok to the 2nd attached image: https://www.tiktok.com/@tessholliday/video/6947202949777001733
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Tess posted the new episode of her podcast onto YouTube. Tess has some trashy sex worker on the podcast.
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I really would just like to see Tess stop wearing bras as shirts.
Awww, they’re matching!
Guest is eating reese’s pieces edibles, Tess seemed jealous that she didn’t have some too. That’s how far I got.
The episode is an hour and half long, who has time for that? Not me. But enjoy this pic of Tess looking huge in front of a mountain of junk food.
Also, about her car possibly being from a rental service, I can totally see that being true. Her John probably pays for it monthly or something so she can larp as being a Jeep owner and as a relevant model who can afford a new car. Good catch on that one, looks exactly like a Hertz keychain, even down to the cheap ring it’s on.
Guest is eating reese’s pieces edibles, Tess seemed jealous that she didn’t have some too. That’s how far I got.
The episode is an hour and half long, who has time for that? Not me. But enjoy this pic of Tess looking huge in front of a mountain of junk food.
Also, about her car possibly being from a rental service, I can totally see that being true. Her John probably pays for it monthly or something so she can larp as being a Jeep owner and as a relevant model who can afford a new car. Good catch on that one, looks exactly like a Hertz keychain, even down to the cheap ring it’s on.
