Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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scumbus said:
If that's truly the case, then I guess it's just further proof that these people are completely delusional. What sane individual would walk around like that and think it looks good?
I don't think any self-respecting woman would be cool with having brows like that. I know it's been stated before, but why can't these people put in even a modicum of effort into the makeup they do? If they really think they're girls, they'd look up a youtube tutorial or something and make it look actually presentable.
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Regrettable eyebrows is the most feminine thing about Wedge. It’s kinda a right of passage to have terrible eyebrows at some point in your life.
 
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If Wedge likes dildos based on animal anatomy, what's an over-under on him trying to abuse the Tranch's dogs? Or alpacas?

Kurze Katze said:
Love the commentary, but I'd be remiss to not add the the reason its become such a powerful political lobby is due to AGP being predominately a rich white guy thing.
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Keep an eye on the loathsome blob known as Jennifer Pritzker, a fat, elderly, ex-National Guard, white male billionaire who throws money behind trans nonsense. Oh he's also a lifelong Republican and NRA donor. Maybe the wokies in your life would like to know about him.
They really are just the Koch brothers in maid ccostumes with cum on their hands, and the fact that they got Twitter leftists to cape so hard for them shows you how dumb Twitter leftists are.
scumbus said:
I don't think any self-respecting woman would be cool with having brows like that.
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But what about a self-respecting castrated clown?
 
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
Wedge is finally catching up on the thread. I love when he responds to kiwis, it's so polite.
He's responding to @Spunt:
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I dunno Wedge, imagine using a fake penis with no feeling in it instead of one that lets you orgasm.

Not that you have that choice any more.

Unless you can prove otherwise? Give the thread a datestamped erect dick pick with your face visible. Extra points for clown makeup.
 
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ten dollars off said:
Hrm. So, if they get a fauxgina, they'd have a cavity shaped like one of those paper snowcone cups?
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It's probably more like a deep stab wound with little structure. Amholes don't have musculature, only the strength of scar tissue and stitching. Kevin has posted about how his depth is, so guaranteed it's just healing up to the point of being a shallow stab wound.
 
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Gaia Soraka said:
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I wonder if they ever wash those godforsaken collars.

Also, Kevin, if you're reading this, please, please invest in some moisturizer.
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Some of this is due to age, but his skin texture is absolutely abysmal. I feel like he's never even washed his face, let alone had a proper skincare routine.
With pale skin, you should always wear sunscreen, even if you stay indoors. Especially if you stare at a screen all day. A lot of his early signs of aging could've been easily avoided with regular sunscreen application.
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Did you see his skin before? Anyway, trashy skin texture seems to be most common in men. Men literally do have thicker skin. No amount of horse piss can cover that up.
 
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Wedge REALLY wants a thread doesn’t he?
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Pfft, we all saw that strap-on pic he posted. That was maybe four skinny inches of sad plastic, what's he on about talking footlong knotted whatever. For Wedge that's an upgrade yet still not much to speak of when attached to a walking turnoff. It's not like Kevvy can do anything but play "just the tip" anyhow.
 
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Aaa0aaa0 said:
> My strap on gives me gender euphoria
> I also feel like a werewolf
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I'm picturing a clown werewolf now. The moon is full, Wedge frantically tries to barricade himself inside, but it's too late--

honk honk

I do wonder how much money a clown werewolf trans prostitute brings in, especially if his earnings are under the table. If only the power.internet were better at the Tranch; Penny might have another fiscally-sound boarder, and one of the jobless indoor troons could fill out the paperwork to cash the government check as Wedge's "caregiver."
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Penny might have another fiscally-sound boarder, and one of the jobless indoor troons could fill out the paperwork to cash the government check as Wedge's "caregiver."
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Don't give Troon Fagin any ideas.
Although filling out government paperwork is hard, and he's used to getting money quickly from his Twitter grifting. So I think he's too lazy for a proper welfare scam.
Also since Wedge sells his body to creepy men who use him as a masturbation prop, oops I mean engages in empowering and cool sex work under the table, he's probably not filing tax returns and has a non-existent or choppy work history. I know troons are impulsive maniacs who are incapable of planning for the future, but the work history problems are a way prostitution can wreck your life that's often overlooked.
There's no way out for them unless they start over again from the bottom.
 
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Law said:
Although filling out government paperwork is hard, and he's used to getting money quickly from his Twitter grifting. So I think he's too lazy for a proper welfare scam.
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It's a shame. Troons are easier to maintain than alpacas; less fussy about cleanliness and nutrition, not going to drop any inconvenient calves. It's a smaller but a sustainable income.

There's a man in my town who owns a bunch of run-down rental properties. He rents rooms to tweakers, lowlifes, and variously-Special people whom he finds and assists, out of the goodness of his heart, to finally fill out the paperwork that'll get them the income to stop living on the street. Now they can live in a flophouse with friendly tweakers, and their landlord graciously helps them manage their money so they never miss rent again~~

It seems like a good living; the guy got dinged for welfare fraud, sold just one of his slum properties to pay the judgment, and kept on truckin'.
 
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billycorganhater22 said:
What's with the tranny community and grooming? What's with nobody doing anything about it? Is it just flying under the radar on Twitter or is it encouraged? I have so many questions.
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Pretty much all of it. The proliferation of traps and sissy-hypno are also something important i think, since a lot of impressionable and/or proto-coomersbuy into it willingly, only to get swindled into the cult. And of course, nobody gives a crap because troons are a protected class in this day and age. Any important person would rather throw a puppy into a woodchipper than upsetting the rat king.
 
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billycorganhater22 said:
What's with the tranny community and grooming? What's with nobody doing anything about it? Is it just flying under the radar on Twitter or is it encouraged? I have so many questions.
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Bringing up grooming is a major thoughtcrime in trans circles. The only time they will acknowledge it is if someone gets outed as a blatant pedo, and even then some folks will defend the person because they need to protect the cult.
 
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A grooming tranny joins discord, IMAGINE MY SHOCK
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(Could someone please archive, I cannot right now)
 
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