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- Jul 16, 2017
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An eggplant? Nahhh. That’s obviously Mrs. Potato Head.she's never looked more like an eggplant
Of course they “went 7 times!!!1”
She's on blood thinners and is shaped like smashed-on-its-side orange.. she could get bruises like that leaning into the washer, leaning over a counter, or even in the car trying to navigate the wheel with her t-rex arms.But all this begs the question: if she didn't get porked 10 times by the Egyptian Stallion, how'd her udders get all bruised? Any bets? Is it Lord Beetus coming to punish her for the sin of flashing the world? Is she dedicated enough to do it to herself to make the story, er, believable? She can't sleep on her stomach, can she? If she fell down, she would've whined to everyone. I'm incredibly curious. Maybe it's just makeup?
I hope so! Wouldn't it be great if our Egyptian lover was as real and became her coke plug? What a gift our gorl is! If this happened, amazing. If it didn't? Still amazing.She stops taking edibles for one day and this is what happens. Her mood spirals out of control and her anger/defiance is coming back full force. That being said, I'm glad we're out of the numb weed phase and moving into manic cokehead phase.
If you hit the edit button, you can change your post to add in extra bits, rather than clogging up the thread with double or triple posting, JSYK.I hope so! Wouldn't it be great if our Egyptian lover was as real and became her coke plug? What a gift our gorl is! If this happened, amazing. If it didn't? Still amazing.
She got ghosted be Nicholas AGAIN, and hasn’t heard from ‘Ethiopian dick’ despite her texting him. She has to be utterly humiliated (or she should be). And boy, she is being a cunt!! At 18:41 she tears into karate Joe, accusing him of shaming her for ‘being sexual’. Make way for the edibles. She way too miserable to feel these emotions.I hope so! Wouldn't it be great if our Egyptian lover was as real and became her coke plug? What a gift our gorl is! If this happened, amazing. If it didn't? Still amazing.
Nah the guys been jacking off so long a vagina isn’t tight enough. He just humped all night . I’m sure he doesn’t attract many womenLet's be real here, if Chantal really was used as a cum bag last night, by "we did it 7 times!!!!" she actually means he did 7 hip thrusts.
It looked like Peetz knows she's a lying piece of shit, but allows her to embellish her little fantasy. There's no way this happened because as we all know Chantal lies. Thanks for the recap!For you sweet sleepin kiwis, Chantal is live claiming she met the Egyptian guy, ended the dry spell and had to tip-toe out when he fell asleep. Asks us not to judge her, gonna spoiler my recap of this nonsesne.
Says she could be more responsible... He showed her where to park and she sees him, he looks like his pictures but he's one of those skinny guys who's ripped but has muscles. He kissed her, he's such a good kisser.... he's Egyptian and she thinks he's Arab. He was so cute showing her his place, so organized and clean. So, he asks why she's always giggling, blah blah blah. She thinks he's Muslim but not practicing. She likes skinny guys, Peetz chimes in that "it makes our dicks look bigger" she laughs. You're not skinny Peetz.
Peetz clarifies that he's not skinny anymore but he used to be skinny. Egyptian is irritable and asks why it took her so long to get there, he thinks he can pick her fat ass up. They go in his room, he has the cleanest fucking room she's ever seen. She's like uuuughh this is gonna be awkward, to ease the mood he lights up Moroccan hash and they get baked. She's justfying whatever she's about to say.
He busted out lines of cocaine. She told us she beezed hard. She had a glass of beer. Aaand... "umm... I ... pretty much had no clothes on the whole time." She felt really really comfortable because he knew what kind of body she had but she never, ever experienced something like that before. Could've been the blow Chanty. Just saying. It's not a drug she really likes, she says. He did not sleep. (duh, dumbass).
He wanted her to come over this morning, (was this yesterday?) he had all the reasons for her to sleep over. She took the coke early, early on she says. Grunting, heaving breathing... she'll get to it, hold on. From the time they got in the bedroom, no clothes... constant touching her, wouldn't leave her alone. She "fucking needed a break," she says.
He didn't sleep all day and night, he went to work... she said she did maybe five lines. She's acting ashamed but it's clear she is not. "So listen to this, it doesn't end here." Constant, cooonstant making out, "like oh my god, the kissing was really good, mind blowing." She's in so much pain, she's not used to that...
I got distracted and all the sudden she's yelling owww. He tried to pick her up and obviously it didn't work. Blows her nose for the 4th time since I started watching. She laughs at someone in chat suggesting Coke Boogers, possibly in response to Joe? Her face looks like play dough. Attempts to shoot a snot rocket, blows her nose again. Her hands are really fat. She says "I told you I was beezin" ... Peetz says "yes youse, yes youse" Egyptian fell asleep... he was kind of really rough at one point, but because she's on blood thinners she marks up really easy, her breasts are full of marks.
She asks how she will hide that from Nicholas? When the fuck did Nicholas unblock her? I'm lost. More play dough face, heavy breathing, looking stupid. They did cuddle, like the whole time but every time they cuddled they would start kissing and then sex again and again and again. She says she had to stop and take a break.
It was really fun, it didn't hurt when he was doing it, he didn't hurt her.. "ha ha ha Victoria, he just needed to recover." She's going to avoid him for like a week, Peetz suggests avoiding him forever. He needed to go to fucking bed she said. He tried touching her again, but they needed to go to sleep.
"Finally he passes out, like *snap* like that, snoring, he farted," and so she just like... um... mouth breathing... asks if we think he's abusive. Peetz says tough to tell, because possessiveness? She says speaking of possessive, apparently Peetz had texted her while with Egyptian and he asked who she was texting and she said her friends. Peetz thinks he sounds like a douche. This is all I can contribute. I appreciate all of you who do this.
Edit 1: Suddenly she's aggressively bitching at us about people who call the cops because her pupils are dila..." HIAMBERRRLYNNNNN" lmao I couldn't help myself. She had a "really good time, just leave if you don't fucking like it." Edit 2: Peetz is trying to act distracted with his phone and is doing a piss poor job hiding his satisfaction with the side chat calling her out.
To be so proud of having bruises. wow!
I dunno... a lot of her longtime fans have been washing ashore here this week, and they all seem surprised and shocked by her behavior.I have second-hand cringe at this entire fiasco. She has absolutely humiliated herself with this behavior and doesn’t care. How much lower can she fall?
Kudos to those of you willing to endure her lives to recap for the rest of us who don’t have the stomach.![]()