Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's not the fact that fiction does better than nonfiction Melinda. It's about the genre of the individual book. Nonfiction books also tend to stay on the best sellers list longer. There's also more authors just due to the fact nonfictions doesn't see authors write multiple nonfiction books, but fiction writers do. It's why a fiction writer will bring out one book a year while a nonfiction writer will bring out a book once ever couple of years.

 

[Toasty]

It was almost to page three, and we know she really couldn't have that. It had been over 24 hours since anyone bothered with this, and days since anyone said anything worthwhile. It just keeps becoming more and more obvious how much of an attention whore she is.

 

[White Baby]

You're assuming that there are any children in Heaven.

If someone dies on earth as a child, that doesn't mean they will enter Eternal Life as a child.

One can't prove there will be children in heaven, but by the same token you also can't prove there won't be. Who babysits during the heavenly orgy?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Fiction generally sells better than Non-fiction. I had the idea to publish some romance novels.




You're assuming that there are any children in Heaven.

If someone dies on earth as a child, that doesn't mean they will enter Eternal Life as a child.


Back to square one.

And which sin would that be?


Enlarged pupils in the eyes are common for busy parents. It's not a mental health issue. Its an expression.

You should get an education, you'd be more respectful that way.

So you mean there’s an even greater potential for your hedonistic heaven to have giant orgies of people fucking their own descendants in the immortal realm or children that are in.... adult bodies. Good to know you’re all for kid diddlin as long as the kids are dead when it happens.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So is anyone going to talk about Melinda here wanting to write a romance novel? Given what we know about her thoughts of romance and love, it's just going to be a woman making an Amazon wish list while she get's choked and raped.

 

[Begemot]

Fiction generally sells better than Non-fiction. I had the idea to publish some romance novels.




You're assuming that there are any children in Heaven.

If someone dies on earth as a child, that doesn't mean they will enter Eternal Life as a child.


Back to square one.

And which sin would that be?


Enlarged pupils in the eyes are common for busy parents. It's not a mental health issue. Its an expression.

You should get an education, you'd be more respectful that way.

Will you write a novel based on the abusive troglodyte, Marshall?

 

[Kyururu-kun]

She should write a cheesemaking guide, she is an expert at it.

 

[Toasty]

One can't prove there will be children in heaven, but by the same token you also can't prove there won't be. Who babysits during the heavenly orgy?

The people in hell, obviously.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Back to square one.

And which sin would that be?

Well someone stole my bike in the third grade and I can't prove it wasn't you,
It was you wasn't it, you were always jealous of my twin speed and my grades!

You should get an education, you'd be more respectful that way.

Pot meet kettle

 

[Deadpool]

You should get an education, you'd be more respectful that way.

You should kill yourself. You'd be more tolerable that way.

 

[Kyururu-kun]

Mel when her thread reached Page 3:

Whoops, guess I just bumped it.

 

[Skeletor]

So is anyone going to talk about Melinda here wanting to write a romance novel? Given what we know about her thoughts of romance and love, it's just going to be a woman making an Amazon wish list while she get's choked and raped.

Sounds pretty hot. I’d buy it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Sounds pretty hot. I’d buy it.

Read Graham Masterton, it's pretty much that minus Amazon.

 

[Skeletor]

One can't prove there will be children in heaven, but by the same token you also can't prove there won't be. Who babysits during the heavenly orgy?

kids shouldn’t be allowed in heaven if everyone there is fucking each other all the time.

 

[Toasty]

Including the deity, which as it is both male and female, may or may not be fucking itself.

 

[super thug]

Fiction generally sells better than Non-fiction. I had the idea to publish some romance novels.




You're assuming that there are any children in Heaven.

If someone dies on earth as a child, that doesn't mean they will enter Eternal Life as a child.


Back to square one.

And which sin would that be?


Enlarged pupils in the eyes are common for busy parents. It's not a mental health issue. Its an expression.

You should get an education, you'd be more respectful that way.

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Ugh, silly Melinda, I wasn't talking about your pupils. That isn't where eyes show emotion. You have to look at the muscles around the eyes. You ever see pictures of cult leader David Miscavige? He looks nuts. You also look pretty nuts, just not quite as extreme as him.

So when do we get to hear about what you blew your stimulus on? Given your track record for bad decisions, I'm feeling confident that saving the money or investing it isn't going to happen.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

She probably bought magic beans with whatever money Marshall didn't suck out of her. But I'm sure he'll pay that money back, she has it all written down in her binder.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Yeah, it's game over, homey. Can't turn a hoe into a housewife!!!

This hoe finna need to submit to black dick to cure their fevered Yakubian brain!!!

This may be the likely outcome, but there is another option. She could submit to me and allow me to beat some sense into her. She will never take me up of my offer, but I could provide for her and take care of her every need. My love is violent though.

So is anyone going to talk about Melinda here wanting to write a romance novel? Given what we know about her thoughts of romance and love, it's just going to be a woman making an Amazon wish list while she get's choked and raped.

Sounds like the perfect novel to me.

Will you write a novel based on the abusive troglodyte, Marshall?

She better write a novel about how the ultimate chad @Cup Noodle came and choke fucked her into reality and beat her until she became a better person. If she doesn't I'll just have to beat her some more.

 

[Begemot]

This may be the likely outcome, but there is another option. She could submit to me and allow me to beat some sense into her. She will never take me up of my offer, but I could provide for her and take care of her every need. My love is violent though.


Sounds like the perfect novel to me.


She better write a novel about how the ultimate chad @Cup Noodle came and choke fucked her into reality and beat her until she became a better person. If she doesn't I'll just have to beat her some more.

Dude, I'm LARPING. I hope you are as well. I don't want her beaten up.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Dude, I'm LARPING. I hope you are as well. I don't want her beaten up.

Too late. She already married Marshall.