Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I wish I could understand Chantal's though process behind "I need to get into his house!".

How is getting into some random's guy home a way of thinking he's now hers? Is it how she got into a relationship with Bibi (she showed up at his place one night and he never kicked her out?) and she thinks that's how you settle down and start an official relationship?

At first I thought it was an expression (and since english isn't my first language I didn't understand it) but judging from KFers reactions it seems as weird for you guys as it is for me.

So what could it be? Where does it come from? What's her thought process? Why is it so important to get into his fucking house?

I mean, I went into my accountant's house last week to drop some papers, does it means we are married now? :story:
Eh, I just figure Chinny's a bed bug. Once they're in it's damn near impossible to get 'em out.
 
While I know this isn’t the current topic of conversation given Chantal’s recent sexcapdes, I thought some of you may appreciate a visualization of what awaits our queen come her inevitable weight loss. This patient lost only about half of what Chantal endeavours to.
 

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I think her plan is to play some high school catch-a-man game.

Step 1: You get into his house, then you accidentally leave something behind.
Step 2: That gives an excuse to contact him because you really need it back.
Step 2B: He can't find it.
Step 3: You have to go over and retrieve it.
Step 4: Turn on the flirt; failing that, guilt.
Step 5: Accidentally leave something else behind as you leave.

Repeat until you catch your man. At least in Twilight-level fan fiction.
Yes, this totally fits in with her mindset and behavior. BUT she actually "joked" about doing exactly this after meeting Nick in the car. I don't remember which live it was in, but she actually said that she was planning on leaving something there as an excuse to see him again. (Note: This is a separate instance from her deciding to leave clothes and her favorite bottles of wine at his place.)

It was one of those "I'm going to leave something at his place ... Just kidding!" numbers. I'll edit it in if I can find it.
 
Forgive me for repeating this, but it's really surprising that a lot of people believe this woman had sex recently.

I mean, she is literally and physically incapable of any kind of decent sex, let alone sex of that caliber and magnitude.

Page after page Kiwis have shared joke after joke and theory after theory about Chantal's stupid and silly sex stories. It's the same BS: a familiar plot from some cheesy 90s flick, what song played in the background, no intricate details, the guy shitting himself, smelling bad, having a small dick, or living in squalor. Over and over we've seen these patterns.

Chantal is a serial eater, liar, and is hallucinatory as fuck. And if there's one thing with serial offenders, they usually have pathological patterns, and this fat bitch checks most of them off.

She lied about being lonely at the hotel that one New Years Eve, she lied about being vegan, she lied about dieting, she lied about her and Bibi being an actual couple towards their relationship's end, she lied to her mom about her suicide attempt, she lied to her grandmother and manipulated her for years, she lied about not eating all those Hello Fresh meals in one night, she lied about giving that homeless man some McDonald's, she lied about going to the gym, she lied about her trip to Jamaica, her trip to the Dominican Republic, she lied about going to her uncle's to "help" her mom with her grandmother when the bitch just sat around live streaming and whining to her overwhelmed mom about making breakfast, she lied about losing weight, she lied about eating less, she lied about Bibi still caring about her, she lied about her dumping Bibi, and on and on.

But THIS, everyone seems to believe, that the fat bitch went out and had a late-night, cocaine-induced fuck fest, but it's the Nicholas guy whose dick she can't seem to hop off of.

Come on, man. I'd sooner believe she fucked her cat Sam.
 
Forgive me for repeating this, but it's really surprising that a lot of people believe this woman had sex recently.

I mean, she is literally and physically incapable of any kind of decent sex, let alone sex of that caliber and magnitude.

Page after page Kiwis have shared joke after joke and theory after theory about Chantal's stupid and silly sex stories. It's the same BS: a familiar plot from some cheesy 90s flick, what song played in the background, no intricate details, the guy shitting himself, smelling bad, having a small dick, or living in squalor. Over and over we've seen these patterns.

Chantal is a serial eater, liar, and is hallucinatory as fuck. And if there's one thing with serial offenders, they usually have pathological patterns, and this fat bitch checks most of them off.

She lied about being lonely at the hotel that one New Years Eve, she lied about being vegan, she lied about dieting, she lied about her and Bibi being an actual couple towards their relationship's end, she lied to her mom about her suicide attempt, she lied to her grandmother and manipulated her for years, she lied about not eating all those Hello Fresh meals in one night, she lied about giving that homeless man some McDonald's, she lied about going to the gym, she lied about her trip to Jamaica, her trip to the Dominican Republic, she lied about going to her uncle's to "help" her mom with her grandmother when the bitch just sat around live streaming and whining to her overwhelmed mom about making breakfast, she lied about losing weight, she lied about eating less, she lied about Bibi still caring about her, she lied about her dumping Bibi, and on and on.

But THIS, everyone seems to believe, that the fat bitch went out and had a late-night, cocaine-induced fuck fest, but it's the Nicholas guy whose dick she can't seem to hop off of.

Come on, man. I'd sooner believe she fucked her cat Sam.
Incapable? Nah, look up Hungry Fat Chick's porn or anything with SSBBW (gross but bear with me). Her having sex is possible but the "7 rounds with her legs up in the air" is definitely bullshit.
 
... Also telling that she only started playing up the pain and soreness after she started lying about the wild sex. She's moving around just fine (by Chantal standards) in the start of the stream.
I went back and rewatched the beginning of the cokefuck livestream ("Dinner").

1:10: Chantal does a little side-to-side dance while seated on the couch. "I'm hyper!"

1:45: More seated dancing.

2:15: Rocks backward while laughing.

3:!8: Lunges forward to reach something behind the camera, then puts her hair up. Reaches forward again to mute the camera.


That's plenty, so I'm done. My point is that she managed to do many sideways and front-to-back motions, while seated, which did not seem to hurt. Not a wince. So was the "pain" later played up for effect, when every little movement or laugh made her cry out? Or was she still under a numbing influence at the beginning of this stream (meaning she would have driven home in that state)?

I know she's a liar, I just like to see if we can figure out what part is the lie (pointless, I know). I'm fast-forwarding through, to see when she first starts complaining of the pain.

ETA: I think her first mention of being in pain is at the 40-min mark. She mentions the roughness and her beat-up boobs at 43:30. (There's discussion throughout of the Egyptian's possessiveness and inability to keep his hands off her.)

ETA: As far as I can tell, she doesn't start with the whiny "ow ow" business until about 1:18:30. "I feel so banged up and abused... but not in a bad way."

Can't remember if it's been mentioned, so just to make sure it's on the (horrible) record, she mentions she had some bleeding. Ugh. Also, she BOUGHT lube, she insisted on showing it to us, so why didn't she take it to this very real sex date?
 
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Just to add: after getting that message from Nicholas, she almost cried; her eyes got very glassy. It was so visible at about the one-hour mark on her live.

Of course, this comes after her incessant ranting about how she's so totally over him and it's obviously his loss if he doesn't meet up to rub her folds again.

Never change, Chantal.
Had to see this for myself:

She’s really out here fighting back tears over a random on tinder that has blown her off twice and blocked her.
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If only she could’ve gotten into his house.
 
Had to see this for myself:
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She’s really out here fighting back tears over a random on tinder that has blown her off twice and blocked her.
Sorry , i don't see her fighting back tears ! All i hear is her making up lies , she can't even remember what she texted him 5 seconds ago . If it were true , she would read the message of her Phone , no ?
If i didn't see it with my own eyes , i don't believe a word she says .
 
she is totally holding back tears, you can even see her chin start to quiver - furthermore not long after she wipes a tear from her eye and even fucking sniffles and tells her chat 'im not crying don't worry' then she just malds thru the tears i guess.

her skin is so so fucked up what is going on. this bitch needs to drink water.
 
Her bitchy one-liner reply when she gets ghosted is gold.

"Your loss. Have a nice life. Bye!" (I literally haven't heard this since I was on the elementary school playground).

Chantal knows how to use modesty and humility to attract a man.

Their loss. I hope at least one of them eventually comes here and reads the 4,000 pages of what they are losing out on....
 
Had to see this for myself:
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She’s really out here fighting back tears over a random on tinder that has blown her off twice and blocked her.
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Bahahahaha that was great. Thanks. To see the excitement on her face because she got a text from him and the exact moment she realized what he said. Then she has to force herself to not blink or the tears would start flowing. Can't say anything because she is trying to stop her mouth from quivering.
I've read about that moment, but didn't see it because I refuse to watch.
 
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Hold on.

So her phone msg notification alarms. She says, in a surprised, thrilled tone of voice: "Oh mai Gawd, it's Nico! (eyes go wide) Hold on a minute!"

Grabs phone, grins from ear-to-ear, gleefully smirking with self-satisfaction.​
Coquetteishly hides her blushing face with her trotters.​
Peaks at phone, and begins to read the message with joyful, wide-open-mouthed anticipation, then suddenly...​
Slaps paws together. Flips phone around with a nervous throat-clearing.​
Flips her greasy hair back, while an expression of anger/disappointment settles over her crusty visage.​
"All right."

Slaps thigh. Frowns. Long pause. Shakes head and sighs in disbelief. Exhales. Is angry.​
"He's stringing me along. Definitely stringing me along."

"Reads" chat his message which basically says he "can't meet tonight, so sorry."​
Now...within less than 10 seconds of having supposedly just read Nick's message, without inputting anything into her phone (there has been zero time elapsed where she could have msg'd him anything) she immediately launches into this rant to the chat:
"So, I just messaged him and I'm like, 'Okay! That's-I'm like, thanks for letting me know...' [unintelligible] and then I said...(long pause) Oh, what did I say? Something like, I mean 'Am I waste--' (Pause to make up more stuff she thinks sounds believable.)

"I said: 'I just wanna know am I wasting my time, because if you 'really wanted to see me'...I feel like you'd make time for me. Like, you would, right?'

"So, (Pause) he hasn't answered me yet, but...we'll see." (Exhales. Mad face.)

--

What I want to know is how she thinks anyone would buy that she msg'd Nick all this stuff she's saying "she told him" if she'd just gotten his message a couple of seconds prior...while we can see her hands, and she didn't touch the phone, let alone send him some long-ass "fuck you" response msg?

yannowhaddamean?

Lies. All lies.

Probably that alert wasn't really Nick msg'ing her. She already had the storyline for his msg to her, and her "reply," pre-cooked in her fetid noggin to feed her hangry chatards.

Just Chinny chasing those dwindling subs with dumb-ass drama.

Chantal lies.

im pretty sure the stream cuts when she exits it to open her message app so it just appears like no time elapsed in the replay. you can see chat talk about how 'she left us' or some shit when she checks the messages

I see what you mean.

Still stands that "Chantal lies," and it's her (not Nick) that's wasting their time.

Don't think he'll ever make a grand appearance in person on "The Chantal Show."
 
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Hold on.

So her phone msg notification alarms. She says, in a surprised, thrilled tone of voice: "Oh mai Gawd, it's Nico! (eyes go wide) Hold on a minute!"

Grabs phone, grins from ear-to-ear, gleefully smirking with self-satisfaction.​
Coquetteishly hides her blushing face with her trotters.​
Peaks at phone, and begins to read the message with joyful, wide-open-mouthed anticipation, then suddenly...​
Slaps paws together. Flips phone around again with a nervous throat-clearing.​
Flips her greasy hair back, while an expression of anger/disappointment settles over her crusty visage.​
"All right."

Slaps thigh. Frowns. Long pause. Shakes head and sighs in disbelief. Exhales. Is angry.​
"He's stringing me along. Definitely stringing me along."

"Reads" chat his message which basically says he "can't meet tonight, so sorry."​
Now...within less than 10 seconds of having supposedly just read Nick's message, without inputting anything into her phone (there has been zero time elapsed where she could have msg'd him anything) she immediately launches into this rant to the chat:
"So, I just messaged him and I'm like, 'Okay! That's-I'm like, thanks for letting me know...' [unintelligible] and then I said...(long pause) Oh, what did I say? Something like, I mean 'Am I waste--' (Pause to make more stuff up she thinks sounds believable.)

"I said: 'I just wanna know am I wasting my time, because if you 'really wanted to see me'...I feel like you'd make time for me. Like, you would, right?'

"So, (Pause) he hasn't answered me yet, but...we'll see." (Exhales. Mad face.)

--

What I want to know is how she msg'd Nick all this stuff she's saying "she told him," if she'd just gotten his message a couple of seconds prior...and, when we can see her hands, and she didn't touch the phone, let alone send him some long-ass "fuck you" msg?

yannowhaddamean?

Lies. All lies.

Maybe/Probably that alert we heard wasn't even really Nick msg'ing her. Chantal lies.

she lies bruh, but she ain't an Academy award winning actress. He totally messaged her and told her to fuck off. It was funny AF.
 
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