Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Patrick Bateman]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He claimed as much in the dick show discord server and they have yet to say it's false.
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Imagine bragging about banging your fat loser friend’s obese whore girlfriend. Imagine thinking anyone would be impressed by this.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Imagine bragging about banging your fat loser friend’s obese whore girlfriend. Imagine thinking anyone would be impressed by this.

He gets all the puss. It's a numbers game, plebian.

I'm going to go throw up now.

 

[Sped Xing]

Imagine bragging about banging your fat loser friend’s obese whore girlfriend. Imagine thinking anyone would be impressed by this.

He had to top "I made a thousand dollars one week!"

At least that one might impress NEETs and third-world peasants.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Imagine bragging about banging your fat loser friend’s obese whore girlfriend. Imagine thinking anyone would be impressed by this.

It's even worse. The garbage people he surrounds himself with actually are impressed by that.

 

[Berrakh]

Granted, I do understand Dax's insistence that men are better than women if this girl is getting pissed on and pimped out. But isn't it a little circular if it's your friends abetting it?

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Hide yo’ kids, Vito calls in. Says he’s been arguing with morons, calls Mr. Girl his good friend, says the song was hilarious, and that Mr. Girl was misunderstood on his infamous review. Dick says he thought about doing something similar because it’s so easy to piss people off with it even if it’s an obvious gag, take that as you will. He refers to Dear Leader, and Dick is instantly saddened. Dick then gets pissed at people who get angery over satire, it’s all so tiresome. Dick cuts it short, goes to news.

I agree more with Null than Vito; that song felt so much more like him taunting his detractors. Basically "ha ha I'm fucking children and you can't stop me nanny nanny boo boo."

DeadwingDork did a really good stream on this guy too if anyone hasn't seen

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Granted, I do understand Dax's insistence that men are better than women if this girl is getting pissed on and pimped out. But isn't it a little circular if it's your friends abetting it?

I think you've already put more thought into it than he has.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Whenever there’s a fat/ugly bitch who’s getting pounded by multiple guys in her social circle, you can take it for granted that she’s definitely doing sick fetish shit. Do we think Dax likes being her meat toilet or does he prefer to feed her chili dogs?

 

[Spooky Doot Skelly]

taunting his detractors

I don't even know if he's thought it through this much. I feel like it's just an LA thing that "all attention is good attention" or something like that. If he wanted to elaborately troll people who dislike him there are so many better ways of doing it.
The mindset that any attention you can get is good and you should aim to maximize exposure over anything else has always boggled my mind. I don't know what sort of community you have to be entrenched in to think this way but it truly rots the brain.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The mindset that any attention you can get is good and you should aim to maximize exposure over anything else has always boggled my mind. I don't know what sort of community you have to be entrenched in to think this way but it truly rots the brain.

It’s called Los Angeles, New York, and every city with a “scene” where people are trying to get famous.

Dax doesn’t realize that nonstop attention and adulation could never give him the high he’s seeking. Any good feelings he has, however intense, will always be fleeting and chemically induced.

When a person is as pathologically self-centered as Dax, he is incapable of connecting with any human or work project on an emotional level. So he tries to get bursts of joy from fucking, drinking and pills. The high arrives, but it’s transient — here one second, gone the next. Just like Dax’s hair.

 

[Sped Xing]

Nigger thinks eudaimonia is something you eat with tzatziki sauce.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I agree more with Null than Vito; that song felt so much more like him taunting his detractors. Basically "ha ha I'm fucking children and you can't stop me nanny nanny boo boo."

DeadwingDork did a really good stream on this guy too if anyone hasn't seen

I think Null is in a very unusual position and has some pretty unique experiences. Dude did work for 8Chan where he dealt with actual, unabashed pedophiles and saw how they operated, same with InfinityNext or whatever that ended up being called. He has actually seen first hand what these guys do, how they think, their weird entitlement, so much more than almost any average guy.
You can do all the research and stuff you want, Josh actually dealt with these people and laws for his job. Unless you're someone who works in certain branches of law enforcement or phycology, there's a close to zero chance you have the same experience as Josh when it comes to this.
I tend to believe Josh when he talks about most Internet stuff, it’s his area of expertise, and here I’m pretty sure he’s on to something at the very least.

 

[Had]

Looks like Atomic Denny is gonna do some c list blood sports with Veto tomorrow, hopefully it'll at least be a good shitshow.

 

[Berrakh]

Looks like Atomic Denny is gonna do some c list blood sports with Veto tomorrow, hopefully it'll at least be a good shitshow.

Resolution: "Does it depend on the child?"

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Ever since Vito became a regular the show has gotten less interesting. I keep expecting Dick to have an Aesterios-tier falling out with him at some point but it just doesn't happen.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Ever since Vito became a regular the show has gotten less interesting. I keep expecting Dick to have an Aesterios-tier falling out with him at some point but it just doesn't happen.

Asterios apparently had balls, Vito only has the ones in his mouth that he constantly gargles.

 

[Sped Xing]

Yeah, Asterios acted as a foil to Dax, which made for an entertaining show. At this point the most pushback Dax gets is from Sean, who can only be bothered to get past "uh-huh" on a few subjects.

Dax has slowly surrounded himself with ball fondlers. Sad!

 

[LemmeSee]

What's Riley's status? I haven't paid much attention since his no-show when Ralph called into the show.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Yeah, Asterios acted as a foil to Dax, which made for an entertaining show. At this point the most pushback Dax gets is from Sean, who can only be bothered to get past "uh-huh" on a few subjects.

Dax has slowly surrounded himself with ball fondlers. Sad!

I found Asterios insufferable when he got into political topics since I can't stand disingenuity of the "come on guys wouldn't you want trans people in the army so there's more tits? Amirite!?" flavor. But otherwise he could actually be funny. Vito is about as funny as a mass grave and probably smells about the same.