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When you find those videos, let us know, because that sounds hilarious.
Found it. I don’t have an archive yet though (working on it downloaded but I’ll probably have to chop it into smaller pieces). He a-logs Tom & Jerry and he does a sin counter.:lit:



Some screenshots:
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I think he lives in the UK but I don’t know much about him.
 
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Here's one I knew IRL. Briefly mentioned her in another thread.

Her parents gave her a name that only old ladies have, so she insisted on going by Luna Star, her online screen name or whatever, IRL. Even made teachers call her that but they never listened.

Fat. Like, really fat. The joke is that she's bigger than the celestial bodies she named herself after.

Lesbian, but not butch. Feminine with a soccer mom haircut. (Though apparently not a lesbian anymore? More on that later.)

Yaoi fangirl. Despite supposedly having been lesbian. Tbh lotsa lezzies like yaoi, no idea why.

But she hates gay men. Hated all men but especially gay men.

It partially has to do with this lezzie fantasy she had about being a mother to adopted or in vitro kids. She'd draw her ugly fursona (yeah she's a furfag, go figure) with an imaginary wife and kids. Spoiler alert: she's 30 and still childless.

She saw gay men as being "bad for kids" the way radfems tend to. When Adam Lambert did that sexxed up TV performance in 2009 (tame by today's standards, apologies incoming...), she got ultra butthurt about how much of a gross fag he was. Apparently gay men are only cute in anime.

She was an artist and started out actually decent, then MLP came along, she became obsessed and her art devolved into that shit. She now exclusively does pony commissions and gets butthurt that nobody wants them because it's her only form of income, because she dropped out of community college before even having a chance to get into the art school she wanted. She claims her mental illness prevents her from having an actual job.

She now identifies as "agender", even though she'd frequently bully me and call me a he-she for being a bit girly (but again, girly men are only cute in anime, right?).

Aaaaaand... she apparently now has an online boyfriend, although it's likely an FtTroon. I don't think she ever had an IRL s/o, she's still living at home and her parents don't allow sleepovers.

Also she's a pagan who does all the cringey witchy stuff.

I could go on about her but yeah you get the idea.
 
Okay, I've been following this guy for a while. I found him because of some bizarre comments he made on an astronomy Facebook group.

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TL;DR: Peruvian boomer thinks all of modern physics is wrong and has devised his own theoretical framework which he calls "Scientific Dialectic Materialism". He writes wall of text after wall of text of barely understandable interpretations of physical phenomena, personal definitions of fundamental concepts such as force, mass, energy, etc. Most amusing of all, he constantly challenges people to debates and writes lengthy responses to both trolling and genuine rebuttals/questions using creative insults and calling everyone dumb and/or lazy.

He's the La Filosofía del Conocimiento Científico guy. I took some liberties with the translations to make the messages closer to the writers original styles.

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He then proceeds to say that a ton of feathers > a ton of lead and gives no further explanation.

He has an ongoing imaginary feud with Miguel Alcubierre, a Mexican theoretical physicist whom he hates and constantly shit talks about. To my knowledge, Alcubierre has never even acknowledged his existence.


Other people he hates:
  • Einstein
  • Stephen Hawking
  • Michio Kaku
  • Basically anyone who criticises him.
Despite being seemingly mentally unstable, he teaches at a Peruvian university and appears to be functional. He has a bit of the 'old person who doesn't understand the internet' syndrome and has made a horrifying amount of personal information public. There's so much more about this guy that I didn't include, I'd say he's almost thread worthy but idk if there's enough interest on the Internationale Clique section.
Is he a commie? "Dialectic materialism" is another word for Marxism.
 
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In high school, there was a notorious wanker in my year who was nothing more than an obnoxious and selfish mooch. Let's call him Johnathan (not his real name). Johnathan owed people up to £2,000 that accumulated over the past few years that he needed to pay back and he never worked or studied a day in his life. There were also cases when he stole peoples' property that led to him getting suspended. He was only ever nice to others when he wanted something and was never afraid to use his "friends" as personal servants for simple tasks he could do himself like buying something from the store or cleaning his room. People eventually got fed up with the entitled arsehole and they eventually gave up with Johnathan. He's been close to expulsion quite a few times but was always let off by teachers who felt sorry for him. Johnathan's career goals was to be a pretentious wannabe rapper who never tried at school but expected things given to him without trying while blaming others for his failures. He also made a video about how beating women means that you're "disciplining them".

Haven't spoken to him in years and don't plan on getting in touch with him anytime soon.
 
Is he a commie? "Dialectic materialism" is another word for Marxism.
I don't think so, he has a degree in agricultural engineering or something like that and interestingly never brings politics into his posts, if anything he seems very detached from the real world. I think he just heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool. If he was a commie or into Marxist analysis I think it would show up somewhere in his posts.

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Again, most amusing part for me is how he responds to people.
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Whenever he is actually challenged to live debates he chickens out or never shows up, he also responds non stop to comments (see amount of comments in the previous pic). I am aware my translation reads a bit grammatically off but it is just as odd in Spanish, like a person who wants to sound smart but ends up misusing uncommon words and making the whole text more lengthy and convoluted that it needs to be.

Beyond just his ideas, I'm completely fascinated with this guy because it's like someone gave unlimited internet access to that one weird uncle and now he's developing unhealthy parasocial relationships with strangers on Facebook. Really odd.
 
I had this one fucker, I meant him on I think Amino or some shit, one of those pedo-ridden fuckholes 20yr old grown-ass men with white Ford Vans go to try and wank off and bait teenage girls and trannies go to cry about their problems instead of fixing them. At first, he seemed fine until he asked the weirdest fucking question, "hey wanna join my secret society" or some shit like that. He then sent me a discord link to a server that had like 5 other people in it, and at that moment, I was dragged into the weirdest cult shit ever. This motherfucker sent me his second bible religious manifesto, called his religion Cecronism and went around begging people to join his stupid cult worshipping him as the messiah. Oh wait, I forgot to get into the, him being the messiah part and his harem of 13 yr old girls. He believed himself to be the reincarnation of his god Cercona, and that he would erase the world of sinners and liars, install himself in a monarcho-fascist dictatorship and rule the world starting from a revolution in his home in Florida. He believed that God manifested himself as a green dragon, that the devil was a red dragon and that Jesus Christ was a false idol, and he constantly throughout every interaction I had tried to hammer-down everyone's throat that he was a god. Especially in front of these three teenage girls, he baited into the server, who he, by the way, would constantly try to force into ERP in DMs. I managed to get some of them to leave and get away from him, and by the time I started ghosting him, they were all done talking to the creep. I being the fucking retard that I was, watched to see how this guy would act, cus this fucker was a paranoid nut, the moment you said anything that went against his holy bible and animu he would sperg in voice and block ya. Oh yeah, the anime part. He was, how do I describe it, ya know those guys on discord, the ones with Sasuke as their profile, with some part of the face blacked out, the ones who use anime gifs and always talk about how women are evil or some shit but still try way too hard to get that one e-girl in voice, and they spam shitty emo-rap that sounds like a depressed 17-yr old white kid got dumped and is scream-crying into the mic about it with a max volume bass trying to hide shitty vocals, yeah those guys, turn that into a religion. He literally put Google-translated Japanese into his bible and talked about buying Katanas to kill the people who fucked with him in high school. This is just the beginning of his retardom, but I'll leave it here,
I might try to get a hold of him to see if I can fuck with him more.

Holy shit I dug and found his youtube channel
Do what you with it what you will

If I can get in contact and fuck with him, I might write a thread, I remember him saying something about making a twitter so I'll try and see where that went

EDIT: found the jackpot, looked through and found the google doc for his manifesto, I'll attach the pdf
Hey man I have no idea how this website works and I made this account to talk to you. I was actually part of that cult in around 2019. I tried my best to remove it from my memory because I was a middle school girl at the time, but I just can't forget it. He found me on Animo or something too and would try to force me and my friends into ERP just as u described. I was wondering if you still have more information on him. (I know I am late and sorry for that) If you do add me on discord hihello#5348
 
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Hey man I have no idea how this website works and I made this account to talk to you. I was actually part of that cult in around 2019. I tried my best to remove it from my memory because I was a middle school girl at the time, but I just can't forget it. He found me on Animo or something too and would try to force me and my friends into ERP just as u described. I was wondering if you still have more information on him. (I know I am late and sorry for that) If you do add me on discord hihello#5348
...lord please help us
 
Hey man I have no idea how this website works and I made this account to talk to you. I was actually part of that cult in around 2019. I tried my best to remove it from my memory because I was a middle school girl at the time, but I just can't forget it. He found me on Animo or something too and would try to force me and my friends into ERP just as u described. I was wondering if you still have more information on him. (I know I am late and sorry for that) If you do add me on discord hihello#5348
This will end well.
 
Hey man I have no idea how this website works and I made this account to talk to you. I was actually part of that cult in around 2019. I tried my best to remove it from my memory because I was a middle school girl at the time, but I just can't forget it. He found me on Animo or something too and would try to force me and my friends into ERP just as u described. I was wondering if you still have more information on him. (I know I am late and sorry for that) If you do add me on discord hihello#5348
Obvious gay-op to fuck over someone you don't quite like. I'm calling it.
 
This may come off as a joke but I mean it when I say it - actual manlets are persons of interest that should be closely watched. Being as short as 5'6" or below can lend itself to chronic inferiority complexes that may in turn cause the individuals to dominate and abuse their subordinates; that goes for their kids, pets, and the like.
Learning how to handle manlets early on, has come in useful over the years when dealing with little managers.
There's this kid at my school named Mario Ferrari. He's the biggest incel I have ever met in my entire life, and this is offline. He's also very autistic, militiant vegan, accidentally racist, and his voice sounds like Kermit the Frog. He has a track record of sexually harrassing various women on campus, such as one time he showed his penis on Facetime to a 15 year old girl (he's 17) and the uppermost staff got involved. He also said very explicit things to another girl I'm good friends with, I don't remember what they were talking about, but they talked about sex for almost 15 minutes straight.
Another thing I should mention is that I told him to get out of a seat, and he said he's going to be like "Rosa Parks" and refused to get out of his seat.
You're supposed to be over 18 to use this site as minors are technically not considered lolcows at the the time.

Hey man I have no idea how this website works and I made this account to talk to you. I was actually part of that cult in around 2019. I tried my best to remove it from my memory because I was a middle school girl at the time, but I just can't forget it. He found me on Animo or something too and would try to force me and my friends into ERP just as u described. I was wondering if you still have more information on him. (I know I am late and sorry for that) If you do add me on discord hihello#5348

What is this? What is it with newfags being this exceptional?
 
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I got 2 more cows to post about! Completely forgot about them until recently.

1. Nignog Cow

I mentioned him briefly in another thread. The one who drove with his knees while texting and almost caused us to crash. He's one of those nogs who thinks he's not like other nigs, but is exactly like other nigs.

His name is very unique so I won't post it. It isn't a nigname like Daykwon. It sounds like a last name if anything. He said his dad gave him the name because it was "respectable" and he frequently hated on people with nignames like Daykwon.

He respected his dad a lot... turns out, his dad left the family when the guy was 1 year old. Imagine my shock (also they were immigrants which is surprising since I thought only domestic nigs did that shit). So he never met him.

Huge misogynist who voluntarily became homeless because he didn't want to live with women (his mom and grandma). Moved back in after like a month.

Bisexual or gay who only dated white, despite having Black Power ish beliefs. Also would eat mayonnaise out of the jar. Idk if that has anything to do with it.

Later on became ex-gay due to all his insane conspiracy theories (in reality, as overcompensation that he couldn't get a date), including one that told him he "had to leave" so for a few months he moved to a shithole Middle Eastern country. Didn't last long there. Idk what happened after he moved back home again.

2. "Genderfluid" Cow

Someone I worked with, I'll call him Brad. He acted autistic af to the point he had to be. Just had to. He never mentioned it but it was obvious.

He introduced himself to everyone as being genderfluid, and that his "female name" was Jenny. When in female mode, he'd wear a bow in his hair so you knew which name to use. My job actually let him have 2 name tags. He did all of this so casually, as if it was completely normal. Tumblr must've had him by the balls.

He'd talk out loud about awkward topics like troon porn. Seriously, his first convo with me, he began talking about it and Buck Angel and how well he passes or some shit. That's how he introduced himself to me. Luckily the only other person in the break room was an old coworker who didn't speak much English.

One time he sat me and my coworker friend down and told us, in the most serious tone ever, that he had AIDS. Then like 30 seconds later, as we were figuring out how to reply, he'd say "Just kidding!" and laughed manaically.

Would walk around in public wearing tutus over his clothes. Often smelled of b.o. The cops would constantly show up at my job because he'd say he was gonna kill himself and he'd do a stint in the psych ward.

Me and my friend tried to help him and be nice to him but it got to be too much. I honestly felt bad for him. And he was actually really cute tbh.
 
This guy was already posted on here. Normal he's doing unboxing vids, let's plays, or celebrating the anniversary of his plushies. But recently,he snapped over being called a "child" and filmed his computer screen with...Well, the thumbnail is self-explanatory


Why do people call him a child?


The world will never know.​
 
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This guy was already posted on here. Normal he's doing unboxing vids, let's plays, or celebrating the anniversary of his plushies. But recently,he snapped over being called a "child" and filmed his computer screen with...Well, the thumbnail is self-explanatory


Why do people call him a child?


The world will never know.​
Man, He needs to directly upload pictures on his computer via a video editing software and directly uploading the photo as a thumbnail instead of taking it with his computer.
 
Man, He needs to directly upload pictures on his computer via a video editing software and directly uploading the photo as a thumbnail instead of taking it with his computer.
Well, Bandicam is free if it's under 10 minutes...But do you genuinely expect an autist to improve their YouTube channel? Because CWC didn't until he actually got a new camera.
 
I know this german girl from Berlin, she is a walking disaster.
She is 23, she has bipolar, the serious kind, by now she already was in the hospital like 4 times for several moths at a time. But her bipolar is more mania than depression.
But this alone doesnt mean she qulifies, it just adds to the fire.
Her parents are german left-wing hippies. Her father works as high-pay independant IT contractor. So high pay, in fact, that they were able to afford 2 houses with 4 flats each for renting. On the dowside the houses are in Dusseldorf, the ground zero of german rust belt. Her mother basically spends her time doig weird shit. Like recently she turned one of the bathrooms into the birdhouse for pigeons she collects on the street. They resigned from anything we will consider normal to go through growing up- disciplining, learning social norms and social skills, getting advised on how to proceed in life. Personally I blame her parents for the upbringing, not the BPD.
Anyway, her life is just one self-created disaster after another.
She claims to be gender-fluid pansexual in polyamorous relationship. Behaves like a woman, has a pussy, sleeps around all the time- this is how it looks.
She is unhygenic- she showers like every 4 days, eats crumbling cookies in the bed, doesnt wash her clothes that often etc. When me, her and a couple of other people were on vacation she had a whoopsy during the night so her pants crotch area was covered in blood. She is so based she just continued to wear them for 2 next days and we had to make her wear a tied shirt around her waist to cover it.
Besides regular hook ups she a boyfriend- he is now on the 4th try to finish the basic metallurgy course to become a smith. He claims to have depression, but doesnt take any pills, go to any doctors or take any other measures. He just keeps complaining to her how hard his life is. Oh and he has bed bugs, In 21st century, in the first world this fucker has managed to get the bed bugs. Naturally he gave them to her, so now all our communications are at the distance. He also has several women he sleeps with, which kindda makes you a bit annoyed until you realise that those women aren't really high quality. Kindda easy to understand why she sticks by him- he feeds into her fantasy world, he is an enabler of the worst kind.
With her it's a lot of small thing every time, hard to pin point the exact moments, but imagime that if you can do something wrong in any way- this is the way she'll go with.
Sad part of it is that she is naturally pretty, isn't stupid, genually creative and I kindda like those parts of her. But I'm not dumb enough to make any moves. Its more like distant melancholia of what she could've been even with bipolar if her parents weren't fuck headed hippies.

Also my personal favorites are all kinds of quack pseudo-sciences like astronomy and homeopathy. People who follow one of those never end there, so its fascinating to go through their internet presence and untangle all their questionable believes- neo-pagan nazism, militant veganism, cults etc. etc.
 
I used to be in that server too. if you could, dm me on discord my at is AnimeGodEli#0038. I need to know more about Carson
Hey man I have no idea how this website works and I made this account to talk to you. I was actually part of that cult in around 2019. I tried my best to remove it from my memory because I was a middle school girl at the time, but I just can't forget it. He found me on Animo or something too and would try to force me and my friends into ERP just as u described. I was wondering if you still have more information on him. (I know I am late and sorry for that) If you do add me on discord hihello#5348
I’ll talk
But both are definitely glowing like a fed
Not going to be amazed if this is just a gay-ops by one of Carson’s Autists
 
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When I was in middle school the "class lolcow" (which I suspect was likely autistic but not diagnosed officially) began freaking out after an ant climbed his pen. Like, he was paralized from fear: he was trembling and had a thousand yard stare. Because of an ant.
Much more recently, asked a friend of mine to help him cross the road because he (the lolcow) "couldn't do it himself" despite having no physical disabilities. There is more stuff but listing all of it is too tedious.
 
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