Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Live GRWM

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I tuned in just as she was spackling her mug for kabuki theatre.
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She maybe should have shaved her face first. (:_(
 
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So she is apparently bringing stuff to be comfortable, which so far is her t.v, bath bombs, a fan, and champagne flutes. If this guy is even slightly real, he must see as many red flags as everyone else sees in him.
Edit: What happened to the "long shower" she was going to take.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
So she is apparently bringing stuff to be comfortable, which so far is her t.v, bath bombs, and champagne flutes. If this guy is even slightly real, he must see as many red flags as everyone else sees in him.
Edit: What happened to the "long shower" she was going to take.
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and she claims she showered at his place. It is not at all believable that Chins is cleaning herself daily, let alone more than once a day
 
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AvrilsMeatsuit said:
KARATEJOE VS. CHANTAL.
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JOE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY WE'LL BE WAITING. THE TIME HAS COME. :hah:
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“I’m allowed to be happy,” says the cunt full of seething rage, lashing out at the only people who give a fuck about her.

“I’m allowed love,” says the delusional narc who only talks to randoms and catfishes on a self-described hook-up site.

“Joe keeps slut-shaming me,” says the gigantic, balding incel who hasn’t had sex in years.


Joe will be back. His entire life revolves around her.
 
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Chantal doesn’t like sex, she likes the attention. Plus, she hates her body AND is too fucking lazy to even go to the doctor to check out her festering leg sores. So it went from “say I want hookups only” to lure them in and, now that she “has” one, it’s turned into cuddling and kissing and watching movies.

She wants to lay around in the same way she does during her lives, uneven receding hair line and mask lines and two day old makeup, in dirty clothes with a Sasquatch-like bikini line, while someone pays attention to her. Brings her food, does the cleaning, all while she lives her best life of Uber Eats and Marisa and shitting in the kitchen bathroom.

Sex turned into cuddling which will turn into I don’t have to wear makeup around him and more edibles and no exercise and weight gain and the mental health of a wet bag of garbage because she’s Chantal and she will never change.

(Edit to add a couple of things because I forgot. I’m obviously still getting over Joe. RIP IN PEACE.)
 
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She's putting perfume on like a crop duster spraying a field. It might be easier to wash her ass, snatch and folds, but what do I know?

Telling tidbit as she equates "Egypt" with Bibi. He's a good cook just like the Beebs. And she's bringing champagne. Always a welcome gift for even non orthodox Muslims during Ramadan.

Calling it now. Bibi has a girlfriend and has moved on. Last time she was this unhinged was when he told her to pack her shit. This is performative to make him jealous and not appear as a pathetic loser.

"Take that, Malan!!! I too have a beau. He's a singing dancing, chef, massage therapist, construct worker who lives dangerously and is adventurous. He jackhammers, is into orgies, rough sex and cuddling who kisses me all night in the 48 hrs we've (allegedly) known each other, He doesn't play video games in his off time. Hell, he doesn't even have a TV!".

She's getting all dolled up to sit in her car, eat pizza, and chat with international degenerates.

Oh, please can we fast forward to when the mania wears off. Please!!!

Edit cuz typing on phone is hard
 
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Queen of Moderation said:
She's putting perfume on like a crop duster spraying a field. It might be easier to wash her ass, snatch and folds, but what do I know?

Telling tidbit as she equates "Egypt" with Bibi. He's a good cook just like the Beebs. And she's bringing champagne. Always a welcome gift for even non orthodox Muslims during Ramadan.

Calling it now. Bibi has a girlfriend and has moved on. Last time she was this unhinged was when he told her to pack her shit. This is performative to make him jealous and not appear as a pathetic loser.

"Take that, Malan!!! I too have a beau. He's a singing dancing, chef, massage therapist, construct worker who lives dangerously and is adventurous. He jackhammers, is into orgies, rough sex and cuddling who kisses me all night in the 48 hrs we've (allegedly) known each other, He doesn't play video games in his off time. Hell, he doesn't even have a TV!".

She's getting all dolled up to sit in her car, eat pizza, and chat with international degenerates.

Oh, please can we fast forward to when the mania wears off. Please!!!

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She did mention that she messaged Malan the other day. In fact, it might have been the day of or day before she met up with Egypt. Hmmm.


I love that they're meant to be, and just like each other so much, and he's sooooo into her, and they spent two whole nights talking and getting to know each other, and how he's all about her pleasure ... but he hasn't even asked her what she does for a living.

It's fun to try and figure out which are lies he's told her and which are lies she's telling us.

This will be over by Monday, tops. Hopefully Joe and the unsubs won't come back to her sniveling soft-spoken apology video when she comes down from the mania and coke.
 
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She is live and in love, supposedly
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This bizarre relationship has shown many red flags for me. I'm sure most Americans are unaware of certain classical scenarios of arab criminals..This is not going to end up well, and Chantal is even more naive and stupid than I thought she were.
A boyfriend? Run, Chantal, run. These people are not your friends, they are repeating an ancient pattern.
 
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She’s so fucking crazy! I love it. When she comes down from all this, it’s going to be wonderful.

Eta: also I wouldn’t be surprised if this all started after talking with BIbi and her birthday not going as planned. Maybe he did move on with someone and something snapped in her.
 
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I've administrated this website for 8 years. I've seen tens of thousands of people come and go. I've seen hundreds of lolcows start strong and fade out. I've also seen very funny people ran offline by an active following on this site.

If you're following Chantal you should take a moment and appreciate that this is something you almost never see and likely never see again. When she dies of Diabetes/Cocaine related complications, it will be another 8 years before you have a lucid individual voluntarily streaming themselves talking about every mistake they've ever made to thousands of people while charging full-on into the next mistake. Never again, ever. Never this funny.
 
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