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PhilsCamelToe said:
Wait I’m a Generation Y? What the fuck. But Jaxx my man, I’m sure you could use the same app Derich uses for social interaction............. Kindr
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honestly the generational cut off is more roughly like '95

a person born in '97 is going to have a really similar experience to someone born in '01, so you know. i don't know how they make generational cut offs, and they always seem to change depending on what organization/person it is, so unless you can relate more to someone born in like '85 than someone born in '01 or '02, I'd say you're gen Z
 
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Just got absolutely bodied by an Akuma player.

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SkippyLongbottom said:
Weird, I only see $18 dollars on my screen.

I'm not even going to count whale donations at this point considering how much he memory holes this the next stream.
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Tomorrow's stream: "Just a reminder guys, we have another half hour left on the stream and we're ONLY at $38! That's pretty terrible *nervous laugh*, not gonna lie...and here we go, we got a bunch of idiots in the chat going 'OH BUT PHIL, YOU GOT $1,000 LAST NIGHT"! Right! From ONE person and tips died afterwards! I'm not kidding, there wasn't a single tip after that! Okay, now a bunch of people are emote spamming laughing faces and making fun of my financial situation...that's fucked up. And yeah, mods? If you guys could do your jobs for once, that'd be fucking fantastic! Seriously!"
 
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UsedUp said:
Meet Jaxx Raxor
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Hey Jaxx, if you are lonely, here is a tip. Instead of giving Phil money, you go and get a couple of hookers. You can probably get 3 for an entire night for 1k.
and don't worry, you don't have to fuck them, just tell them you are to bitch made to be with a woman and that you just want to play Ludo.

They can take you to burger king and you can wear a crown. :pinetar:
 
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Fragarach said:
Tomorrow's stream: "Just a reminder guys, we have another half hour left on the stream and we're ONLY at $38! That's pretty terrible *nervous laugh*, not gonna lie...and here we go, we got a bunch of idiots in the chat going 'OH BUT PHIL, YOU GOT $1,000 LAST NIGHT"! Right! From ONE person and tips died afterwards! I'm not kidding, there wasn't a single tip after that! Okay, now a bunch of people are emote spamming laughing faces and making fun of my financial situation...that's fucked up. And yeah, mods? If you guys could do your jobs for once, that'd be fucking fantastic! Seriously!"
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He'll probably go right into the whole:

"Wow, you're really fucking stupid. Just because a company has a good day it doesn't mean they just shut down for a week after that. NO! They need a constant stream of income. Jesus, you fucking kids living in basements know absolutely NOTHING about the real world! Snort."
 
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Banned in 49 States said:
Hey Jaxx, if you are lonely, here is a tip. Instead of giving Phil money, you go and get a couple of hookers. You can probably get 3 for an entire night for 1k.
and don't worry, you don't have to fuck them, just tell them you are to bitch made to be with a woman and that you just want to play Ludo.

They can take you to burger king and you can wear a crown. :pinetar:
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Here's a better tip, maybe get in touch with superstar fuckboy icedcuck and have him invest that 1000$ into cryptocurrency then you can feed the pig with the return big brain move right there.
 
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Banned in 49 States said:
Hey Jaxx, if you are lonely, here is a tip. Instead of giving Phil money, you go and get a couple of hookers. You can probably get 3 for an entire night for 1k.
and don't worry, you don't have to fuck them, just tell them you are to bitch made to be with a woman and that you just want to play Ludo.

They can take you to burger king and you can wear a crown. :pinetar:
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Nah fuck that. Call this dumb, whatever, but this is getting really sad.

Jaxx, get a refund on that now. Say it was a typo and you meant to only send $1. Now go find someone else to watch that doesn't have such a toxic shithole whirling around it and make friends with the regulars there. Now if you aren't afraid of trannies, join a discord and talk to others there. Make sure you dont sound like a autistic pompous little faggot since you most are likely on the spectrum.

You don't buy friends or companionship, fucking retarr. Since you have a learning disability this might be hard but giving your paycheck to a fat retard isn't the way to go, especially when you're half black and he hates your kind.
 
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Lolidaki said:
the whales are blowing their load way too quickly, all that shit could have saved weeks' worth of tip-goal hits.
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These are rookie whales, nobody was a full fledged autist as much as OIC is, even Swagginz despite being in the game way longer is a step behind him.
 
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