Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[John Andrews Stan]

For someone who has wanted to get pregnant and loves attention it's sorta strange she hasn't posted more, she's only posted the blanket and some creepy close up pictures of her face.

Sounds like she really blimped out. She wasn’t a slender girl to begin with, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s gained 60+ pounds. (She is knocked up with a baby Gunt after all.)

 

[Horpach]

Late to the party but here's to hoping for all good fortune to the kid. Judging by the blanket post, he passed the first test and won't just get scraped out of Faith's womb outright.

Call me but I think having the Farms' watchful eye over him may be a benefit to him in the long run. Imagine having to care about opsec from your first conscious moments, Xander will grow up to be an internet prodigy methinks.

 

[Terrorist]

Faith posted this picture of a custom blanket she had done for the baby, but somehow she fucked it up and half the image is the Xray from January lol
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The other side of the custom blanket consists of:
-Stained Broke Dick Farms tee
-Part of one of Gaydur’s anime bodypillows
-Bibble’s fried chicken skins
-Antipodean Resistance flag from Rand
-Pages from Dingo’s spare copy of Siege
-Cud chewed by Juju the cow
-Trashburger wrappers
-Ronnie’s heirloom copy of N-sane Trilogy (that was willed to Evan but Ralph stole)
-A lock of Poley the Polar Bear’s fur given as a sign of solidarity between flaggots

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Call me but I think having the Farms' watchful eye over him may be a benefit to him in the long run. Imagine having to care about opsec from your first conscious moments, Xander will grow up to be an internet prodigy methinks.

Ask anyone who was born into a family of dissidents in a Communist country: Having to be hyper-aware of probable surveillance every second of your life is a torturous way to grow up. And it ruins not just your childhood but stays with you for life. I can’t make the case for this innocent having a thread.

 

[Cow Poly]

No one deserves the life this thing will be forced to live. Detecting possibility of miscarriage due to lack of evidence. Probably for the best. Until I’m proven wrong I’ll have to assume I’m right.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Late to the party but here's to hoping for all good fortune to the kid. Judging by the blanket post, he passed the first test and won't just get scraped out of Faith's womb outright.

Call me but I think having the Farms' watchful eye over him may be a benefit to him in the long run. Imagine having to care about opsec from your first conscious moments, Xander will grow up to be an internet prodigy methinks.

Xander needs to be adopted by a loving Canadian couple like PPP and Surfer.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ok that's a nice quilt for Xander. What would gunt's gift be? Probably 3 empty bottles of Makers Mark.
Who am I kidding, it'll be exactly nothing, like the deadbeat father the gunt is.

Okay that's cruel. He will send may to call as a baby sitter.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Xander needs to be adopted by a loving Canadian couple like PPP and Surfer.

So no-one told you like was gonna be this way ~

 

[DrLittleDo]

so whats gonna be the official title of this kid?
Son of the Gunt
Guntborn
Gunther the 2nd
cmon guyz give me some more names.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

so whats gonna be the official title of this kid?
Son of the Gunt
Guntborn
Gunther the 2nd
cmon guyz give me some more names.

Surfer Jr.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Two and a Half Gunts
Married with a Demon Baby
Demon Baby of Gunt Air
The 5'2 Theory
Full Gunt

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Surfer Jr.

More like Jogger Jr.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's kinda odd to me that she hasn't posted much else about the baby besides these old x-rays and this blanket photo. Not even an obligatory baby bump picture or her in a cringe "hey look I'm pregnant" shirt... For someone who has wanted to get pregnant and loves attention it's sorta strange she hasn't posted more, she's only posted the blanket and some creepy close up pictures of her face.

Her parents might have her on lockdown after everything that happened. Not just that, but with the revenge porn case going belly up there isn't as much of a reason to continue stoking the drama for their end. A lot of their attention seeking was trying to stoke the flames so that Ralph would race legal consequences for what he did.

Hopefully when the child comes out half black we'll get some more corn out of it.

 

[cistendered]

so whats gonna be the official title of this kid?
Son of the Gunt
Guntborn
Gunther the 2nd
cmon guyz give me some more names.

Der Untergunt or Guntling

 

[FM Bradley]

GUNTSPAWN

 

[Darksy DePhil]

The real fun begins when he gets to page 1737 of his main thread.

He will find the vid of his own conception, just like the thousands of people before him did, and learn that his own father publicly uploaded it for all to see.

Spoiler: NSFL

and if he turns fucked up enough, he'll probably jerk off to it too

 

[ElAbominacion]

Faith posted this picture of a custom blanket she had done for the baby, but somehow she fucked it up and half the image is the Xray from January lol
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Little Ethan looks just like his dad. Truly amazing.

 

[Michael Janke]

if this site is still up in 10 yrs time imagine being ralphs son and coming across all the shit written about his father, That boys gonna be messed up for sure.

this sight will never truly die. even if josh gets glowed. someone will have archived everything and take his place.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Faith posted this picture of a custom blanket she had done for the baby, but somehow she fucked it up and half the image is the Xray from January lol
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I know he’s gone but babies aren’t revealed by X-rays FFS. It’s called an ultrasound.

 

[AltisticRight]

Xander is getting big.