Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

He's a chef, an IT genius AND a construction worker.....at McDonalds! Sometimes he's in the back building a burger...sometimes upfront mastering quantum computations at the register.
Now I KNOW it's all a lie!! If he was a chef and a construction worker then he could surely solve the problem of consistently failing McDonald's ice cream and shake machines (in the greater Ottawa area at least). I'm rite, fite me!!!
 
Aw, crap. Karatejoe was my favourite side character in the Chantal show (:_(Surely he must come back, right? I will genuinely miss his deranged and unfiltered possesiveness if he doesn't.
he'll be back. she loved the attention that he gave her. even though literally every single person in her chat complained about him she always kept him around when it would have been easier to boot him. as soon as dudes stop texting her back he'll return, i'm positive.
 
I thought she was taking the weekend off to be with her new boyfriend?
She actually said she would try not to meet him at all over the weekend. Doubt that will happen though, the guy seems like a psycho and most likely gave her an ultimatum, if you don't move in, no more sex. We all know what she'll chose. This Egypt loser is literally the only men in Ottawa who will fuck her and she's determined to stick with him out of desperation.
 
Maybe she went to where Nicholas groped her gunt during their one and only meeting. He came outside, their eyes met, she forgave him and they had another five minute gunt groping session. She told him about the Egyptian and how bruised her flapjack titties were from the rough treatment and Nicholas vowed to protect her from that horrible, abusive man.

Or Mr. Egyptian Chef/IT genius/Contractor/Licensed Massage Therapist asked her to fly back to Egypt to meet his family and get married.

Only Lord Beetus knows what story she will spout when she goes live.
 
I’m gonna take my TV and a fan cos I’d rather watch Netflix than have sex and I have a sweaty FUPA. And I’m just slowly moving in
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!!!! Scenario !!!! :

He asked her to move in with him ! After two days ( which seems more like two years already ) of cuddling and deep conversations he just can't be without her anymore !
In those two days , they already lived together like an old married couple . He barges in the Bathroom while she violates his toilet , he wants to take bubble baths with her and deep dive into her mysterious underwater cave , offers to shave her Venus hill which in reality looks more like URanus and smells exactly the same !

She's getting Jackhammered , after all he works constructions , so he's very experienced .
As she has mentioned ,she will shed a lot of lbs having 7 hrs Marathons of brutal sex after snorting white lines together ! He is very attentive , punching her bust while destroying her mammary glands, leaving behind blue and purple works of art . He already loves her so much , awww . He even offered to fulfil her deepest wishes of getting gangbanged and called his guy friends with big black dicks, so they can all run a train on her and fill any unoccupied hole on her body . What a catch man , what a catch ...

But she has much to offer in return ... endless ramblings of made up lies , poopoo's not only in the Kitchen , nooo , all over his clean House ! No need for extra Mattresses on the floor anymore , Sam and BBJ ( once brought over...soon ) produce enough fur so they can bed themselves on soft fluffy shit encrusted Cat Hair . Chantal is the perfect housewife , sleeping in till he comes home from hard work , but worry not about her not feeding her man , dinner is just a uber eats call away ! Since she will be the Queen of his castle , he has to spoil her by cleaning
after her . It's only fair ...yanowaddimean ?

Of course she already announced that she will have to feed him to change his appearance , his once adorable 8 Pack will have to be transformed into a big one Pack full of lard !
He will be quite the looker , trust her ! No one will want him after Chins got to him .
His bubbly personality will soon be a deeply depressed sack of shit , hating the whole World ! Not to mention his once neat apartment , Chantal is like a Tornado ...
Bibi still has to live with the aftermath ,while Peetz is currently stuck in the eye of it !

Can't wait for the wedding , it will be ROYAL ! Her on top of a nearly collapsing Camel in Egypt as Hazem-Ali-Abdullah-Nasir-Abdel Fattah someting somthing awaits his Bride to be
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Allahu Akbar
 
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She has been smashing burger king and pizza all night, working hard on the right "script" for the next installment of "egypt" I took the TV over to his place and he was like ohhhhh wow, that looks great here, you look uh great here, wanna move in? of course we will have a million lies and "stories" in between that.

Get ready for - Fatsos Live Journey!

Egyptian Edition!
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Aw, crap. Karatejoe was my favourite side character in the Chantal show (:_(Surely he must come back, right? I will genuinely miss his deranged and unfiltered possesiveness if he doesn't.
i'm assuming whenever she comes down off this manic streak and makes an 'I need to make a change" sadvid she'll also beg Joe to come back and "keep her accountable."

She has been smashing burger king and pizza all night, working hard on the right "script" for the next installment of "egypt" I took the TV over to his place and he was like ohhhhh wow, that looks great here, you look uh great here, wanna move in? of course we will have a million lies and "stories" in between that.

Get ready for - Fatsos Live Journey!

Egyptian Edition!
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Chantal would be stupid enough to believe a man telling her, after only 48h and a few lines of coke, he's been looking for a fat curvy girl like her his whole life and now that he found her, he never wants to lose her yadda yadda he's so in love, love at first sight and all that kind of bullshit.

Add a few compliments about her porcelain skin and lucious hair and she will announce in today's live she's gonna go grab what's left of her stuff at Bibi's to move in with Jafar, leaving Peetz, the cats and a trail of Amazon boxes behind.

I still believe the guy is made up, but also, if you had told me 3 years ago people like Chantal and Peetz exist, I wouldn't have believe you.

In the grand scheme of things, there is a slight possibility Jafar actually does exist and wants Chantal in his life, if only to use and abuse her for money. Cherry on the cake, he happens to live in Ottawa.

That would be karma getting back at our gorl (we know she believes in that karma shit) and I'm here for it.
 
Fatfish vs White-Slave Trader: Who will win?

I've got a really good feeling this final arc (I'm presuming because it's going to end with her being beheaded or having a coke-induced heart attack) is going to be historical, and I really hope we get some good spin-off series from whatever the discarded cucks decide to do next; hopefully Peetz troons out and becomes Joe's new muse.
There needs to be a law against ladies of a certain age using these filters; it's the female equivalent of a 30+ man having a TikTok.
 
Oh my goodness. What the actual fuck. The glorious glutton has finally descended into the firy pits of hell and she ain't got a strong enough ladder to haul her lumpy lard laden ass out of there. She was teetering on the edge for a bit there but she's finally managed to drop right in. This fucking broad. She's now committed all of the seven deadly sins. It would be so comforting to believe that when she pops her clogs she will be force fed rats, snakes and toads, be boiled alive in oil, dismembered alive, be smothered with brimstone and fire, thrown into a snake pit, be broken on a wheel and put in freezing water. Maybe i am as bad as she is for wanting her to have a grisly end (but I'm cute she's not) The world doesn't actually need her. She's not enriching anyone's lives and her soul is absolutely fucked. She's a bloody maggot. Drop dead Chantel. And give my regards to the devil, girlfriend.


On another note, I just want to thank all you other beezers for the low down. It's been a roller coaster and you beautiful people have made it very, very entertaining. So thank you once again for all you do.

Edit: Sorry for the autistic sperg. I just needed to get it out.
 
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