Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[super thug]

You really get a feel for just how stupid he is when you read that latest legal filing he authored. He's treating the court like his own blog or something. Baffling, completely baffling. I can't believe someone actually submitted something like that to a court. No surprise he thought KEYTAR + RED SEQUIN JACKET + HOPPING AROUND = WIN.

I doubt that he'll eventually "snap" and do something terrible like some other farmers suspect. Reading his legal shit helps you understand just how spineless and whiny he is. He's also pretty stupid. He'd be most dangerous as an arsonist, but I don't think he'd be able to do that competently. You see, even if the tard grows a pair and finds the will to do something noteworthy, his complete absence of common sense will fuck him sideways in the end anyway. I think the pipsqueak is probably quite harmless both now and in the future.

He should always be watched though, in case I'm wrong. You can't say for sure either way in his case, can you?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"Audio Assault" is good, but I prefer "Russell Greer's Aural Abortions" or maybe "The Russell Greer Disaster."

The Gourdhead Experience.
Pipsqueak and the Trauma Lumps.
Virgin and the Chads.
Bowling for Plights.
Three Guys and a Ratmouth.

 

[DrJonesHat]

@Constellationzero has said that the dean or whoever was in charge of that 4th-rate business college probably sat Russ down and told him he wasn't very good at paralegal studies. I'm sure he tuned them out just like I'm pretty sure someone has tried to tell Russ songwriting isn't his gift and he should put his energies elsewhere. You know that passed through the void of his head without ever being considered. Funny for us, but I wonder if he'll ever give up trying to use shitty songs to get into celebrity women's pants? He'll never admit he's bad at it, he'll just decide the world can't appreciate his genius and move on to something he's equally bad at since he refuses to admit he's not perfect.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I'm here to defend charity shops, or Goodwill as you Yanks call it.

If you've ever donated and sorted out clothes and thrown out stuff rather than donate because there's a button missing or a stain, don't do that. All these shops have a section called 'rag'. If it's shit, full of holes, falling apart at the seams, stained, dirty or whatever, they go in bags to be sold at like 50p per shit ton to charities providing for poor people in Africa or wherever.

Those tan trousers would never make it to the shop floor. If anyone put that crap out you'd lose customers. I mean, he could have bought them in a charity shop in a decent state 10 years ago and stitch by stitch, like everything he touches, they're trying to escape him. Please don't blame charities who do wonderful things for Dusty Rusty dressing like a hobo.

I also don't care for stun gun arguments and no, the Yovanna song was not the AGT song, it was a different audio assault (which happens to be a great band name for Pipsqueak).

I honestly can't comprehend him thinking that a video of him jumping up and down with a Walmart-brand keytar, while wearing Goodwill slacks, "made in China" blue sneakers, and a red-sequined jacket is going to win on America's Got Talent. He'll probably not even make it past the 1st round of auditions, and the best he could hope for is that he appears on TV in one of the outtakes where they highlight some of the worse performances just to get laughs from the audiences. (So I'm confused if he really believes he has a shot at winning, or basically knows he's going to be given the boot, and doesn't care since it'll provide him another opportunity to sue for something bogus).

Not to mention that he doesn't even bother to shave or get haircuts, even in the photos he uses for his music profiles - the nasty hair and beard is one of the most 'hobo'-looking things about him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I honestly can't comprehend him thinking that a video of him jumping up and down with a Walmart-brand keytar, while wearing Goodwill slacks, "made in China" blue sneakers, and a red-sequined jacket is going to win on America's Got Talent. He'll probably not even make it past the 1st round of auditions, and the best he could hope for is that he appears on TV in one of the outtakes where they highlight some of the worse performances just to get laughs from the audiences. (So I'm confused if he really believes he has a shot at winning, or basically knows he's going to be given the boot, and doesn't care since it'll provide him another opportunity to sue for something bogus).

Not to mention that he doesn't even bother to shave or get haircuts, even in the photos he uses for his music profiles - the nasty hair and beard is one of the most 'hobo'-looking things about him.

Given what we know, he fully expects to get on the show and win. He doesn't bother to update his wardrobe, or shave or get his hair trimmed because he doesn't think he needs to. He's done what he thinks he needs to do, and that should be enough. He wants special treatment no one else, including other disabled people gets.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Given what we know, he fully expects to get on the show and win. He doesn't bother to update his wardrobe, or shave or get his hair trimmed because he doesn't think he needs to. He's done what he thinks he needs to do, and that should be enough. He wants special treatment no one else, including other disabled people gets.

Yeah, I think he's an absolute cheapskate on everything except his hooker slush fund.

*Doesn't get haircuts, doesn't wear anything other than Goodwill clothes, doesn't bother to dry clean his only suit.

*Brings gifts to his "dates" such as dollar-store Valentine's day balloons, wilted Walmart flowers, and a $5 Starbucks gift card and thinks they should be impressed.

*Doesn't even bother to use photos for his website or music profile other than the grainiest low-res cell phone pictures, doesn't even bother to shave or get a haircut for the photos he uses on his music album.

Pip and the Squeaks

He should call his band SMMP (acronym for Suck Me My Penis)

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm curious if Upstairs Stripmall Business Collage for the LDS "Gifted" required hours of field work/clinical experience. Legitimate Education tracks as well as Nursing/Pre Med do. For example, if you were either a licensed teacher or working on your Type 9 (Administration), you might take one or two classes for ELL. Clinical hours with that require going to a public or private school and completing a project or practice testing an ELL student. Methods Classes and Classroom Management also require hours put in at a school. Many Education majors in MAT or MA/MS will likely have a Substitute Teaching Cert. or work already as a support professional like a classroom Para, bus driver, cafeteria, etc.

It's part of giving the person the tools to pass state exams and/or the GRE along with the licensure exams. Clinical hours gives them the added knowledge and tools to pass the first try. And taking the tests not only costs money, but they are done only a few times per year, so if you fail one, it could be several months before the next available opportunity shows up for re-take.

But I imagine a conversation with Butternut went something like this:

Department Head: "We've received several concerning complaints regarding your behavior with a few of your classmates. I wanted to bring you into my office so we can discuss this privately, learn what happened, and clear the air a bit.
Russell: (Some horseshit about how he was "Just being nice.")
Department Head: Be that as it may, the classroom is a place of learning. Dating should be done on your own time.
Russell: But I didn't do anything! Lemme explain!
Department Head: And while we're here (Pulls file, thumbs through a stack of papers), Your grades and academic progress are concerning. Currently your GPA is hovering at 1.8. We here at Upstairs Stripmall Collage require a minimum 2.0 to avoid placing you on academic probation--
Russell: (Whines incoherently about muh dishaboolity)
Department Head: I've had a look at one of your recent assignments and had a small pow wow with two of your current instructors. Your grades have been consistently poor and just yesterday you asked Professor PedoMinister for a second three week extension on a ten page paper.
Russell: I need more time! Muh dishaboolity!
Department Head: That ten page paper was due LAST SEMESTER. Your transcript shows an incomplete grade for "Knocking Greg Skordas on his Ass: There Will Be Blood 118.
Russell: I PUT IN AN EFFORT!
Department Head: (sighs) Look; your grades are consistently poor. Your academic progress at this institution is abysmal. Do you understand that if you were in one of the State System Universities, they would have had you academically dismissed. Hell--WE could have you academically dismissed!
Russell: But where are THE STATE'S FRUITS?
Department Head: Huh? Russell, let me put it to you plainly: I've talked to your instructors. I've personally gathered a few examples of past assignments you've submitted...You aren't...very good at this. But we can't force you to change majors. I AM asking you to curtail your antics at this school for the duration of your time here. If you buckle down, complete your assignments, you may luck out with an employer willing to not only give you a chance, but they can TRAIN YOU while you're on the job. But you have to be humble. You have to keep your nose to the Cold Stone (HA!) and work hard. If you do this, you could have a real shot at acceptance to Pre-Law with Brigham Young. I'll even write you a recommendation letter.
Russell: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! PLIGHTS!

 

[StraightShooter2]

I doubt that he'll eventually "snap" and do something terrible like some other farmers suspect. Reading his legal shit helps you understand just how spineless and whiny he is. He's also pretty stupid. He'd be most dangerous as an arsonist, but I don't think he'd be able to do that competently. You see, even if the tard grows a pair and finds the will to do something noteworthy, his complete absence of common sense will fuck him sideways in the end anyway. I think the pipsqueak is probably quite harmless both now and in the future.

Thing is, he seems to thrive on his 15 minutes of fame. Right now, he has his lawsuits and songs or videos which he sends to celebrities. But if that 'market' ever drives up (such as him getting labeled a vexatious litigant and banned from filing lawsuits, or him losing the money and means to make more songs), I have a hard time believing he'll just fade quietly into the night.

Not to mention the "kill list" which he was arrested for in HS.

 

[Cliff Booth]

Thing is, he seems to thrive on his 15 minutes of fame. Right now, he has his lawsuits and songs or videos which he sends to celebrities. But if that 'market' ever drives up (such as him getting labeled a vexatious litigant and banned from filing lawsuits, or him losing the money and means to make more songs), I have a hard time believing he'll just fade quietly into the night.

Not to mention the "kill list" which he was arrested for in HS.

Sometimes I worry about some of the cows on this site completely losing it and committing a mass shooting or some other act of terror. What's great about pipsqueak is that everyone's relatively safe if he legit loses it, because he'd inevitably find some way to completely fuck it up.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Thing is, he seems to thrive on his 15 minutes of fame. Right now, he has his lawsuits and songs or videos which he sends to celebrities. But if that 'market' ever drives up (such as him getting labeled a vexatious litigant and banned from filing lawsuits, or him losing the money and means to make more songs), I have a hard time believing he'll just fade quietly into the night.

Not to mention the "kill list" which he was arrested for in HS.

He's very repetitive. I think he'll shift his sights to another female singer now. He seems to have written Taylor off. When that person's agents reject his song as they're required to, I think he'll file another lawsuit. The only way I can see him trying another approach or getting violent is he's told by someone in authority to stop sending songs to people. I imagine the only people who would do that are either a judge or his probation officer(if he has one, not everyone on probation does). Really though, I think he'll keep trying to send songs to people in the hope they'll make him famous because he's the only person in the history of the human race to think of sending a song to a singer.

 

[super thug]

Thing is, he seems to thrive on his 15 minutes of fame. Right now, he has his lawsuits and songs or videos which he sends to celebrities. But if that 'market' ever drives up (such as him getting labeled a vexatious litigant and banned from filing lawsuits, or him losing the money and means to make more songs), I have a hard time believing he'll just fade quietly into the night.

Not to mention the "kill list" which he was arrested for in HS.

Great point but when I read his words... this is the guy that went running to the teacher, "boo hoo, kedsh bein' mean tuh meh.." over the smallest bs, you can just see it. He holds high regard for what he perceives as real authority. Yes, he's also the type to make a kill list. Absolutely. He's also probably incapable of figuring out what to do once a kill list is created. He's also the type that gets caught for making a fucking kill list. How the fuck do you get caught for something like that? It's because he did it on the bathroom wall. He needed the attention. Even if he has the stones to do some dirt, he'll never succeed. He's too stupid and attention hungry.

Think about how dangerous he'd be if he were just 15 IQ points smarter. Six inches taller. That'd put him around 5'9" which is still short to me but he'd definitely be more trouble than he is now. My mom is like 5'10" and even though she's now an old, white lady she could still kick his ass.

Fade quietly into the night? I can't see that happening either. He'll make a fuss and whine, he can't help it. I just can't see him doing something violent or dangerous successfully. He's completely impotent. Powerless. He can only be successful at being obnoxious.

 

[deermeat]

HOLY FUCK.

I don't know why I never noticed this thread before. Do you know how fucking absurd it is to see a well-known Lolcow also have the same condition you have? Moebius Syndrome. Do you know how rare of a condition that is? It's pretty damn rare, most people don't even know it exists.
Well I have this condition too and seeing him.. Oh man. It's ironic since I'm a woman and this dude is apparently like, obsessed over the fact he can't get women. I can understand his frustration- people are cruel, people will look at you and automatically assume you are a r*tard when you have this condition despite it not affecting you mentally. But... Like all dudes who obsess over "women not liking them", the problem lies within him. Though, I can't imagine how hard it must be when you are a man with Moebius Syndrome considering all the ways it affects could affect you.

Out of all the people here, I bet I'm the most qualified one to ty and "help" him. But I'm not gonna try. One, it's against the rules. Two, idk man. Nothing I can do honestly.

 

[Bridgeburner]

He's very repetitive. I think he'll shift his sights to another female singer now. He seems to have written Taylor off. When that person's agents reject his song as they're required to, I think he'll file another lawsuit. The only way I can see him trying another approach or getting violent is he's told by someone in authority to stop sending songs to people. I imagine the only people who would do that are either a judge or his probation officer(if he has one, not everyone on probation does). Really though, I think he'll keep trying to send songs to people in the hope they'll make him famous because he's the only person in the history of the human race to think of sending a song to a singer.

Speaking of him filing another lolsuit... How much does one set him back total? Just a ballpark figure with all the filings and addendums (I'm not sure if every additional filing also costs anything). I know he filed as a beggar the last time, but usually he doesn't do that.

HOLY FUCK.

I don't know why I never noticed this thread before. Do you know how fucking absurd it is to see a well-known Lolcow also have the same condition you have? Moebius Syndrome. Do you know how rare of a condition that is? It's pretty damn rare, most people don't even know it exists.
Well I have this condition too and seeing him.. Oh man. It's ironic since I'm a woman and this dude is apparently like, obsessed over the fact he can't get women. I can understand his frustration- people are cruel, people will look at you and automatically assume you are a r*tard when you have this condition despite it not affecting you mentally. But... Like all dudes who obsess over "women not liking them", the problem lies within him. Though, I can't imagine how hard it must be when you are a man with Moebius Syndrome considering all the ways it affects could affect you.

Out of all the people here, I bet I'm the most qualified one to ty and "help" him. But I'm not gonna try. One, it's against the rules. Two, idk man. Nothing I can do honestly.

Proof or gtfo.

 

[LiveFromNS]

HOLY FUCK.

I don't know why I never noticed this thread before. Do you know how fucking absurd it is to see a well-known Lolcow also have the same condition you have? Moebius Syndrome. Do you know how rare of a condition that is? It's pretty damn rare, most people don't even know it exists.
Well I have this condition too and seeing him.. Oh man. It's ironic since I'm a woman and this dude is apparently like, obsessed over the fact he can't get women. I can understand his frustration- people are cruel, people will look at you and automatically assume you are a r*tard when you have this condition despite it not affecting you mentally. But... Like all dudes who obsess over "women not liking them", the problem lies within him. Though, I can't imagine how hard it must be when you are a man with Moebius Syndrome considering all the ways it affects could affect you.

Out of all the people here, I bet I'm the most qualified one to ty and "help" him. But I'm not gonna try. One, it's against the rules. Two, idk man. Nothing I can do honestly.

Russell uses his disability like there is no tomorrow. If you haven't, I highly recommend you read the entire thread to just see how horrible of a person Russell Greer is.

 

[Henry Bemis]

(which happens to be a great band name for Pipsqueak)

I'm going for "Blood in the Courtroom," if Russ drops the bubblegum pop and goes death metal.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

HOLY FUCK.

I don't know why I never noticed this thread before. Do you know how fucking absurd it is to see a well-known Lolcow also have the same condition you have? Moebius Syndrome. Do you know how rare of a condition that is? It's pretty damn rare, most people don't even know it exists.
Well I have this condition too and seeing him.. Oh man. It's ironic since I'm a woman and this dude is apparently like, obsessed over the fact he can't get women. I can understand his frustration- people are cruel, people will look at you and automatically assume you are a r*tard when you have this condition despite it not affecting you mentally. But... Like all dudes who obsess over "women not liking them", the problem lies within him. Though, I can't imagine how hard it must be when you are a man with Moebius Syndrome considering all the ways it affects could affect you.

Out of all the people here, I bet I'm the most qualified one to ty and "help" him. But I'm not gonna try. One, it's against the rules. Two, idk man. Nothing I can do honestly.

Don’t listen to Russell, we love people with Moebius Syndrome here (as long as they’re not deranged erotomaniacs).

I second the recommendation that you read or skim the thread. Russell is a man like none other.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Out of all the people here, I bet I'm the most qualified one to ty and "help" him. But I'm not gonna try. One, it's against the rules. Two, idk man. Nothing I can do honestly.

It's a nice thought but there's no helping Russhole. This dude wont even listen to judges much less random people. I highly recommend his book on why he sued Tylor swift. It's a good look into his deranged thinking, and it's fucking hilarious. His lawsuits are also a laugh riot.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Out of all the people here, I bet I'm the most qualified one to ty and "help" him. But I'm not gonna try. One, it's against the rules. Two, idk man. Nothing I can do honestly.

Assuming you are telling the truth about your gender and condition, I implicitly implore you to not tip the cow. Not only are you a woman which makes you a prime pipsqueak target you also share the same syndrome. You'll be drowning in gas station flowers and cheap starbucks lattes while he pips and squeaks at you about how you share his pain and how it's your duty to date and help him in any and every way possible from helping in his lolsuit to sucking him his penis. For your own good do NOT get involved.

As an aside, where does the phrase 'suck him his penis' comes from? I'm assuming he used this phrase at some point but I'm always up for an amusing story of origin.

 

[Miss Misery]

Assuming you are telling the truth about your gender and condition, I implicitly implore you to not tip the cow. Not only are you a woman which makes you a prime pipsqueak target you also share the same syndrome. You'll be drowning in gas station flowers and cheap starbucks lattes while he pips and squeaks at you about how you share his pain and how it's your duty to date and help him in any and every way possible from helping in his lolsuit to sucking him his penis. For your own good do NOT get involved.

As an aside, where does the phrase 'suck him his penis' comes from? I'm assuming he used this phrase at some point but I'm always up for an amusing story of origin.

Doubt. Russ only dates what he considers 9s and 10s, and a woman with a disability, especially the same one he has that he hates so much, no matter how lovely and charming she probably is, will never be on his hit list.

 

[Henry Bemis]

As an aside, where does the phrase 'suck him his penis' comes from? I'm assuming he used this phrase at some point but I'm always up for an amusing story of origin.

From Russell himself, from his pro-brothel manifesto, I believe. He doubly conjugated "suck me my penis."

Russell has enough trouble conjugating as is.