BE JEALOUS LADIES! DOES KIM K HAVE A 4050 PAGE KIWI FARMS THREAD???
Apparently the other man at Jafar's house slid a $50 bill across the table for Chantal to flash him. Jafar's friend thought Chantal was a prostitute. It's official: Chantal is now a trap queen.
Now she is claiming the two men were fighting over her.
OMG. What a clusterfuck. Her dreamy date sounds like heaven. She goes over to Dreamboat's house and drunk friend throws a $50 bill at her and asks to see her boobs. I know that's what I've always dreamed of. Then Dreamboat calls an escort for drunk friend. Dreamboat has had too much to drink so he wasn't nearly the Prince Charming he'd been the night before. So she tells him off then they have the best sex she's ever had. He's controlling so she could never be in a relationship with him but she left a bunch of shit at his house. This all sounds like Love Story, Part Deux.
I'm beginning to think this guy really exists and he's a drunk crackhead with shitty friends. Congrats, Chantal! You really know how to pick 'em.
chantel is a demon. a succubus. you can tell by looking at peetz since they have lived together. is he healthy? no. she wants to get in this mans house because she needs a new energy to live off.
You're not wrong. She shares a lot of traits with a succubus, especially the sad tits. Although she wishes she was this skinny. Wait, she's leeching off a chef, too? Hmmm.
Currently live and talking about her and the Egyptian guy can’t be in a relationship because he’s too controlling. Apparently she also showed up at the apartment last night and there was another guy there.
Haven’t watched the live yet, but please let Egypt wind up being bisexual and Chins ultimately gets dumped for another dude. Just imagine the chimp out and blow to her ego as she always portrays other women as less than her. To be passed over for a man would be the cherry on top of a rage fueled sundae
Chantal can access mental health resources in Canada whenever she wants. She can wait and use publically funded therapists or she can pay out of pocket for therapy right away. Her health insurance, assuming she has some, might even cover all or some of the costs. The main obstacle would be Covid, as it might make in office appointments unfeasible right now. However, online and phone options are still there.
She should be talking with someone but I also think she needs to be seen by a psychiatrist. Her current behaviour screams manic episode and she's also displayed depressed states. I wouldn't be surprised if she's bipolar and if that's the case she probably needs medication and has to stay the fuck away from weed and not even consider abusing stimulants. Or she could continue as she is and alternate between being an insufferable cunt with delusions of grandeur, a bad temper and even worse judgement and collapsing into a not bathing, not cleaning, not caring about anything insufferable cunt- her choice.
Oh, and the Canadian government isn't tracking individual edibles purchases, or they sure aren't in my province. You go in, you might get carded but no info is collected, you buy what you want and you leave. As mentioned by someone else, there is a public possession limit of 30g, so you likely couldn't buy more than that at one time at a store, but you could go back and buy more at another time or order online. 30g is 30000mg, so it's not like that wouldn't last Chantal a good while.
And Chantal lies. I think a combo of things are happening right now. The woman is manic, it matters not if that's drug induced or organic. Insane ideas are to be expected. She's aware that others are making more than her by either being legit trainwrecks or amping up the crazy with fake stories ala Nikocado. There's no reason she wouldn't love to get in on that. if she's reading here, and I'm sure she is, she's probably also noticed Sagi, for all her bad life choices, doesn't inspire the loathing Chantal does. She probably thought she could play a similar angle and not cost herself too much in terms of subscribers and asspats. She judged wrong, of course, since she is no Sagi. One comes across as troubled but genuine and the other is, well, a lying liar who is too old to be acting like she's living her wild youth online.
Is Egypt a real guy? I hesitatingly think so, and I even think she might be going to his place on the regular. Chantal is no great actress. The one she wanted - Nicolas - didn't pan out and her disappointment was real. Now she's settled for they man who is willing to let her in his house and she's bringing her things to leave there as that's what's worked for her in the past. If he's legit, what she's told us paints him as:
- living in Canada for years yet still speaking broken English (no mention of French)
- having a hard time getting/keeping a job in his field (the above wouldn't be helping this situation)
- using, and sharing, what's as likely to be meth as coke (meth could even account for the seven sex supernight)
- "not hot" (aka not attractive) and if he's 25 years a chef and then has held multiple other jobs he's likely over 40 (though if she's counting his fish fryer work at 15 as being a chef then the timeline works if "chef" sticks even when he's not, er, chefing but massaging or constructing)
- has another woman in his place who is also fat and seems peeved to see another fat fuck friend arrive
- keeps a mattress on his floor next to his bed (wtf???) and stash of condoms/lube/coke(meth)
- [NEW INFO EDIT] his drunk friend offers her money to flash him before Egypt calls an escort for him (more WTF???)
- doesn't have a real relationship with her and doesn't want one
That last point is clear, to me, in part due to the ever shifting personality. Here's my theory; the phone message harassing, booby punching, orgy suggesting, rough sex dom comes across as a personality Chantal thought could make her look cool, in a stupid 50 shades inspired way, but the truth is no one respects a nearly 40 year old woman who would hook up with such a stranger and then spend hours talking about it to thousands of people online. Oops. Now Egypt dude is wanting to cuddle and his obsessive behaviours all centre on making Chantal happy. Ok, but nobody believes that either and nobody respects a nearly 40 year old woman who spends hours online talking to thousands of strangers about her hook ups with a odd grown man who acts like a lovesick teenager (who is also a drug fueled booby bruiser who walks into bathrooms unannounced). If Egypt Dom exists the more plausible truth is that he's a man, who may or may not be into a drugs and wild sex lifestyle with random internet people, that's interested in Chantal for sex or some nefarious purpose. He doesn't care about her personality and doesn't share much about his own with her. Chantal creates personalities for him that she thinks her viewers will react to because she has no idea who the man really is. Or he doesn't exist. It's 50/50 possibility imo.
Also, she is setting up her exit strategy to get out of this "relationship" with Egypt. He's too controlling and jealous. In no possible way, did he or would he ever tell her to get lost down the road.
This is all on him. He just likes her too much and wants to spend too much time with her.
But don't worry, there is a new blonde athletic guy who just can't wait to get with her to replace Egypt.
That's why I think most of this is fake. All this over the top stuff that could barely happen in a year let alone two days. And in Chantal's tales she always loves to have some exotic label for the fake guy. This time he's from Egypt. He happens to be a chef, wanting to cook for her and lose weight. They are snorting coke and having rough sex...which she quickly backs off both those storylines when she gets pushback from her chat. The weird thing about the jealous ugly girl, now some drunk guy at the apartment. It's just to over the top ridiculous. Now the exit strategy has been laid out.
Ah she's coming down off her manic high. This will be fun. This dude used her like a coke head uses a coke nail. Now she's trying to deny she was using coke. Someone in chat said Chantal is "out of his league". Nah, they are in the same league of bottom 1% losers. At least this guy at least has a little harem of fiending sex buddies and has his own place. Chantal actually fucking thought he was Mr. Right for a good 48 hours. You just know Pee is secretly happy it didn't work out. Now he still has a chance with the beast.
Here's her latest food order, she looks like absolute shit. Strung out.
Didn't she call him her boyfriend in the GRWM chimp-out video? Now she says that he's not relationship material. Yup. Kicked to the curb yet again. She lost a Vitamix to Bibi and a TV to Egyptian as a result of "staking her territory."
She seems genuinely depressed. So much so that she is eating. If I had to hazard a guess, up until last night Egypt was strictly an online thing. She knew he was a "bad boy" and she willingly played the part as the bad girl who is down for anything. Did her research on PornHub and everything. She presented herself as a one night stand- like a hooker.
My thought is that she met with him (unbeknownst to her, also his friend) to shut up the haydurs . It would explain that one picture with the tumbler she provided. It also explains her non sequitur the other day about gangbangs. This guy was feeling her out and she was too naive to know what's up . He wasn't going to talk money or negotiate a price in case it was a sting.
She was expecting romance, but instead was trying to be used as a bargain basement clearance rack cum- dumpster. At least we know her fair market price is $50 CAD. Can't even binge on Red Lobster with that!
We'll be back to binging shortly. The Tinder shit will peter out. ...Unless she is stupider than I think (not really a challenge) and tries to go back. Next time they'll remember to bring extra strength roofies and hog ties.
Edit typo
ETA- insists the $50 was to see her boobs. No, it was to see if she would do it. To determine it isn't a prostitution sting. The fight amongst the men was just that- WTF do we do? Get rid of her!!! Btw, they wouldnt have paid her after fucking her in every manner possible anyway. Not like a whore us going to go to the cops or file a small claims. Add whore to her list of failures.
One more autistic edit so as to not shit up the thread (more):
It would explain the mattress on the floor and the draw full of condoms and lube. For about $.12 per pound, a bunch of degenerate Arabs get to run a train. Real escorts get paid upfront and get paid much more. This is this guy's MO. Finding naive pathetic women on Tinder who will fall for any bullshit as long as they are "wanted" It might also explain the strange cunty ho that she saw (probably on a video chat) that he had to quickly make an excuse for. Not to mention a photo of a 13 inch Camaroonian cock and talk if an orgy. He is a predator and she was dumb enough not to piece this together. God knows how many times this has happened to her before. That old French lover with the cigarettes might have a grain of truth after all. But she was a kid then.
I'm still taking everything with a grain of salt. CHANTAL LIES. However, she is stupid enough to get herself into this kind of scenario and not even realize what's going on. Good news is that they won't beat her to death and throw her in an alley. Unless they have a service elevator and a back hoe.
She seems genuinely depressed. So much so that she is eating. If I had to hazard a guess, up until last night Egypt was strictly an online thing. She knew he was a "bad boy" and she willingly played the part as the bad girl who is down for anything. Did her research on PornHub and everything. She presented herself as a one night stand- like a hooker.
My thought is that she met with him (unbeknownst to her, also his friend) to shut up the haydurs . It would explain that one picture with the tumbler she provided. It also explains her non sequitur the other day about gangbangs. This guy was feeling her out and she was too naive to know what's up . He wasn't going to talk money or negotiate a price in case it was a sting.
She was expecting romance, but instead was trying to be used as a bargain basement clearance rack cum- dumpster. At least we know her fair market price is $50 CAD. Can't even binge on Red Lobster with that!
We'll be back to binging shortly. The Tinder shit will peter out. ...Unless she is stupider than I think (not really a challenge) and tries to go back. Next time they'll remember to bring extra strength roofies and hog ties.
The space between her expectations of this guy and who he actually is crack me up. Of course a guy that invites you over on the 1st date for rails and rough sex on a mattress sans bed, in what is essentially his flop house isn't Mr. Right, go fucking figure. It's too bad he couldn't have strung her a long a bit more. At least he got a TV out of it at that point he probably already considered it a success.
She's really turned off his friend wanted to fuck her too, lol, they thought you were down you idiot. You did show up and fuck on the 1st date. What a loon. She's also mad that he only had booze around yesterday. This gorl makes door knobs look sentient.
Two cluster b psychos in a relationship would certainly be entertaining for us.
Unless the whole thing is made up, who knows since Chantal both lies and makes terrible decisions, so 50/50 chance of either of those options being true.
She goes over to Dreamboat's house and drunk friend throws a $50 bill at her and asks to see her boobs. I know that's what I've always dreamed of. Then Dreamboat calls an escort for drunk friend. Dreamboat has had too much to drink so he wasn't nearly the Prince Charming he'd been the night before. So she tells him off then they have the best sex she's ever had. He's controlling so she could never be in a relationship with him but she left a bunch of shit at his house. This all sounds like Love Story, Part Deux.
