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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
It looks like they've actually separated the males and females, so I guess those really ARE all ladies (although if troons knew anything about feminism they'd know that "ladies" is kinda sexist).

Also that "wok" is way too overcrowded for a stir fry. Or anything, for that matter. If you overcrowd a pan like that the food steams and you don't get a proper Maillard reaction for flavor.
 
Putting everything else aside for a moment: look, fellas, it's vegetables! With vitamins and fiber, and not in nugget form! (Vegetables are pretty rare in this story about people who live on a working ranch.)

And growing your own duckweed fern to feed to poultry is proactive, economical and sensible, which is also amazing. Chickens aren't picky about appearances.
 
They dig a pond and because of the water table being a mile down or some shit, the water just soaks down into the dirt.
There are ways to avoid that with an artificial pond, but we all know that all these people would do is dig a hole in the ground and pour water into it.
 
Also that "wok" is way too overcrowded for a stir fry. Or anything, for that matter. If you overcrowd a pan like that the food steams and you don't get a proper Maillard reaction for flavor.
I had that exact problem trying to carmelize some onions in a tiny pan earlier today.

Big news guys, the solar panels are in. They didn't do the installation so hopefully an actual professional handled it.
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Big news guys, the solar panels are in. They didn't do the installation so hopefully an actual professional handled it.
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Provided that an actual professional did the installation, or they at least had it inspected by an electrician, I'll give them credit with the solar panels. I half expected them to not bother with new panels at all and just keep burning out Chinese generators. The installation looks half decent from what other panels I've seen... But I'm still not cutting them too much slack until we've seen the batteries again. For all we know they might have just plugged some brand new panels (which means more power than the old crappy ones....) into the rat's nest of wiring and badly maintained old batteries lurking in the basement...
 
How much did that cost them?
Figure $300-$350 a panel including cables and connectors. Another few hundred for the racks. A bit more for wires and connectors. Somewhere around $5k as rough ballpark all said and done if they didn't have to change electronics or anything else or pay someone to install.
 
Big news guys, the solar panels are in. They didn't do the installation so hopefully an actual professional handled it.
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Just to recap,
-They’ve been begging for money to “expand” the ranch for a while.
-The gofundme stalled.
-There was suddenly a threat to the ranch from ??someone?? And they needed IMMEDIATE help to fortify the place.
-People donated like crazy.
-After purchasing a handful of crappy plates, the threat is completely gone, no where to be seen again, and all of the money is going to the expansions they failed to grift originally.

People didn’t donate so Kevin could have more space for his toys or the ranch could get solar panels, they donated for some unseen threat they claimed to have. How are their supporters this blind?
 
Yeah they spent some of it on guns as well, those weren't donated unlike the plates and cameras.


Also fucking finally. We can now bully them 24/7 thanks to their glow energy that will totally be able to handle a microwave, 2 plasma tvs, 1 gaming pc, 1 fridge, 1 stove, 1 dishwasher, several laptops and phones, & 1 nisan leaf for 24 hours a day (:story:).
 
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