Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Epic Fail Man]

You know what this all reminds me of...it just hit me.
This relationship makes even less sense than Idoopz and Anisa Mdick

"Will you please have sex with me later my queen"

 

[moocow]

LMAO he actually did it. He's legally tying himself to a walking disaster.

Just remember, dubz, getting married is a bit like buying a house or a car. There's usually at least a two or three day "cooldown" period after the ink dries during which you can go back, say "lolno cancel this shit," and walk away unscathed.

But knowing that ain't gonna happen, dubz ... bro ... please for the love of god at least get a prenup. From a good lawyer (not a friend) that you pay with real cash money. Not one you find in a strip mall, either.

 

[Creep3r]

Anisa got a lot of numbers on her social media posts so she's manic posting again.
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I know she meant this as a "pity me" sympathy grab, but this is the first time Anisa has genuinely made me laugh.
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The shitposting potential here is almost limitless.

 

[Niggernerd]

The retard kid getting off the short bus be like

Anisa got a lot of numbers on her social media posts so she's manic posting again.
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I know she meant this as a "pity me" sympathy grab, but this is the first time Anisa has genuinely made me laugh.
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[Applejack is Best Pony]

There are many reasons to be shaming these two retards, but not falling for the engagement ring scam is not one of them. The idea that you need to buy a rock that:

1. looks like glass
2. will be worn until a wedding and then never again
3. is sold at an insane price that is entirely artificial

to show you love someone is retarded modern consoomer bullshit.

For all the criticism of simps in this thread, you'd think you'd realize that dropping thousands of dollars on inflated worthless bullshit for a woman (instead of, I dunno, making a down payment on a house together or paying for your honeymoon) just to appease her vanity is simping.

 

[Uncle Ben's]

There are many reasons to be shaming these two retards, but not falling for the engagement ring scam is not one of them. The idea that you need to buy a rock that:

1. looks like glass
2. will be worn until a wedding and then never again
3. is sold at an insane price that is entirely artificial

to show you love someone is retarded modern consoomer bullshit.

For all the criticism of simps in this thread, you'd think you'd realize that dropping thousands of dollars on inflated worthless bullshit for a woman (instead of, I dunno, making a down payment on a house together or paying for your honeymoon) just to appease her vanity is simping.

I'm gonna throw a guess in and say it's just catty women doing it. Seeing two pathetic people get hitched and zero'ing in on fashion/jewellery strikes me as something the less lurk-savvy Beauty Parlor population would do. That or gay men.

 

[DJ10]

So it's Idubbbz vs political Idubbbz?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

There are many reasons to be shaming these two retards, but not falling for the engagement ring scam is not one of them. The idea that you need to buy a rock that:

1. looks like glass
2. will be worn until a wedding and then never again
3. is sold at an insane price that is entirely artificial

to show you love someone is retarded modern consoomer bullshit.

For all the criticism of simps in this thread, you'd think you'd realize that dropping thousands of dollars on inflated worthless bullshit for a woman (instead of, I dunno, making a down payment on a house together or paying for your honeymoon) just to appease her vanity is simping.

The mockery comes from how shes flashing it and showing it off on top of her being materialistic in general.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Any working theories on why she's the one for Ian?

I don't know why everyone finds this such a gigantic mystery when he's apparently said himself that he doesn't think he can find anyone else. I believe it.

 

[manlikebigp]

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So it's Idubbbz vs political Idubbbz?

it's retarded faggot vs slightly less retarded faggot

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

The mockery comes from how shes flashing it and showing it off on top of her being materialistic in general.

That's definitely not the kind of mockery I've been seeing in this thread.

 

[kiwirevolving]

For people who keep saying Ian will divorce her once she cheats on him:

1. Ian has shown how much of a cuck he is by funding Anisa's breast implants so people could pay her pennies to jack off to her and (possibly) letting Anisa force him to get shitty tattoos that match

2. Anisa has been cheating on him the moment she started her OnlyFans

I never saw Ian as a chad or whatever for his Content Cop videos, but I sure as shit didn't expect him to be one of the people to start making it normal to marry whores

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Not gonna lie, I thought they cut out her hand in photoshop and made it three times the size instead of her just having it in front of the camera

Thank god. I am not the only one.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

So your opinion is that any woman who takes a picture of her engagement ring is a materialistic attention-whore.
Furthermore, referencing the original point, you believe that's what everyone in this thread is making fun of her about.

Prior to onlyfans money she put on the "i'm not like other girls i don't care about brand names, designer bags, etc".
Post onlyfans, Anisa is acting like a new money retard like ricegum and flexing constantly. She needs status symbols to get oogabooga social media engagement.

She even chastised her ex for not spending enough money on her. What she has and how she is perceived by others is what Anisa cares about.

The wedding is going to be particularly interesting because she was on stream pickme-ing JonTron and her own sister's wedding. She said big weddings are sooo awkward and expensive, she's not like everyone else, they want to get married with no one around.

Spoiler: Anisa's sister's wedding

Anisa's younger sister had a super modest wedding and Anisa still shat all over it for little to no reason. They don't have a good relationship because according to Anisa, her younger sister told their dad(pre-dementia) Anisa was titty streaming in his home and she's never forgiven her for it.

 

[Un Platano]

Cope

I don't even care what the rest of your post said because you've completely destroyed any credibility you might have had by sticking this word at the end of it. This is terminally autistic.

 

[X Pac Heat]

There are many reasons to be shaming these two retards, but not falling for the engagement ring scam is not one of them. The idea that you need to buy a rock that:

1. looks like glass
2. will be worn until a wedding and then never again
3. is sold at an insane price that is entirely artificial

to show you love someone is retarded modern consoomer bullshit.

For all the criticism of simps in this thread, you'd think you'd realize that dropping thousands of dollars on inflated worthless bullshit for a woman (instead of, I dunno, making a down payment on a house together or paying for your honeymoon) just to appease her vanity is simping.

you're a brony dude, you'll never have to worry about buying anyone an engagement ring anyways.

 

[glib]

Sup guys, gay retard autistic meme here.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Null should stop featuring threads on the front page. Look at this amount of retards.

 

[Radical Cadre]

This shit is already pretty good. But it's going to get great when the clock hits 30 in 2023 and the timer starts.

 

[Doomguy246]

Alright guys, here's the thing. Anisa might have been acting out this whole time just to try and get Ian to start acting like a man. Rebel to get disciplined, you know? Maybe Ian stepping up to the plate and putting a ring on it will make Anisa respect him more and she can actually chill out and stop thotting.

Discipline does not work the way you think it does.