Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 284 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,598
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PLEASE YOVANNA, WATCH ME MY VIDEO AND FOLLOW ME BAAAAACK!

PLEEEEASE!
I wish this greasy fuckwit would quit using the word "dropped." You aren't Scooter Braun, greasestain--you're suing him (and failed) REMEMBER??

You gotta love how he simultaneously sounds like an edgy teen and a creepy old retired guy.
 
Does anyone have a rough estimate of what this cost him - he said he has a co-producer (who is doing 50 additional songs with him, supposedly) and then the video with actress/dancer plus the young man, the old man with beard and...is that it?

I would think it would be at least a grand or so, no?
That actress making a dance video starts at $250 on fiverr. Probably more since she did a bit of acting here and there. I remember him saying he spent around $600 having that studio make the original "I Get You" which was maybe a minute long. So I'm sure this cost more as far as studio costs.

Plus he's paying for "marketing" and to be added to playlists. And however much it cost for the slideshow parts to be made. More than likely paying for distrokid or some other service to post it. And can't forget the "press release" he paid someone to write and spam to all the news stations.

I'm sure there's a lot I'm probably missing too. Russ is super dedicated to doing absolutely none of the process himself apart from writing shitty lyrics, because talent means paying others to do all the work for you.
 
There's a whole lot to unpack over the last 24 hours of russ lore, so forgive me please, this will probably seem a little disjointed.

1. I made myself laugh hoping that The Law Offices of Based Skordas slid their business card in to Yovannas dm's and just politely said hey girl just in case

2. Thinking about the comments on that Facebook post about the teacher assaulting her student. First of all, bullet to the head. No mercy when it comes to messing with kids. I dont care that it's a woman. Secondly, that first guy saying "hur dur without her glasses, shes hot", is a huge fucking problem. I have a feeling hes the same type of guy to be like nobody takes men seriously. Well when you quantify the situation based on the hotness of the teacher, guess what?
A child was assaulted, he wasnt lucky, he was fucking assaulted.

Sorry.

Anyway, get the restraining order paperwork started now yovanna, dont even give russ any positive attention what so ever
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We, at the Law Offices of BASED SKORDAS are here to assist you with all of your Plights!

Have you experienced the following?

* Life-Changing DM's?
* Offers to purchase you a Shake by greasy gourds?
* Unsolicited packages containing shitty self-published books?
* Absence of a local Chad to "take out the trash?"
* Have you been haunted by unexplained slurping noises?
* Tinnitis like A WOO HOO HOO echoing in your ears?
* Unwanted offers of "a better life"?
* A coupon for Wahlburgers?

Call us NOW, because we have a DUTY to protect YOU!

Why PIP and SQUEAK when you don't have to?
 

We, at the Law Offices of BASED SKORDAS are here to assist you with all of your Plights!

Have you experienced the following?

* Life-Changing DM's?
* Offers to purchase you a Shake by greasy gourds?
* Unsolicited packages containing shitty self-published books?
* Absence of a local Chad to "take out the trash?"
* Have you been haunted by unexplained slurping noises?
* Tinnitis like A WOO HOO HOO echoing in your ears?
* Unwanted offers of "a better life"?
* A coupon for Wahlburgers?

Call us NOW, because we have a DUTY to protect YOU!

Why PIP and SQUEAK when you don't have to?
Wow, nice suit.
 

We, at the Law Offices of BASED SKORDAS are here to assist you with all of your Plights!

Have you experienced the following?

* Life-Changing DM's?
* Offers to purchase you a Shake by greasy gourds?
* Unsolicited packages containing shitty self-published books?
* Absence of a local Chad to "take out the trash?"
* Have you been haunted by unexplained slurping noises?
* Tinnitis like A WOO HOO HOO echoing in your ears?
* Unwanted offers of "a better life"?
* A coupon for Wahlburgers?

Call us NOW, because we have a DUTY to protect YOU!

Why PIP and SQUEAK when you don't have to?
What I wouldn’t give to see this as a billboard near the Strip.
 
Out of curiosity, does anyone know when Russ first started wearing his signature hobo suit?

I know he's been doing it at least as far back as that stripper who blocked him on FB, but I was curious if there was some specific event which triggered him starting to wear the suit.
We think he got it when he was doing his mission. And he's got some asinine idea about standing out from the crowd by wearing a suit and of course once Russ has an idea, it's the most brilliant idea in the history of the human race, so he keeps doing it.
 
I think my favorite part is that the actual video was put together competently, but the "stay tuned after the video" and "COPYRIGHTED" slides look like something a middle schooler would put on their anime music video with Windows Movie Maker in 2002.

Russ has probably put more money and effort into this venture than any of his other hairbrained nice guy schemes, so I figure that we're in for a chimpout of epic proportions when Yovanna doesn't offer him the eternal keys to her vagina. Of course there'll be no self-reflection and realizations that maybe, just maybe, his overtures are creepy, pathetic, and that he's going for women ridiculously out of his league. It'll be because of those damn Kiwi trolls foiling his plans again.
 
Russ only really cares if one person sees it. If the Taylor Swift saga is any indicator Yovanna better be talking to a lawyer just in case Russ manages to serve her.
If it's anything like Taylor Swift, I'm sure Yovanna has a team of lawyers dedicated to dealing with little bastards like Russell. If Yovanna hears anything about it at all, it'll probably be during a morning briefing: "....and at 10:30 you have a wildlife charity fundraiser to go to. Oh, and some nutter from Las Vegas is trying to sue you; we've already got the lawyers on it now. At noon, you have to catch your flight..."

If he does sue, not only will he not win, but Yovanna will likely have no idea he was trying to sue.
He had to make sure that he let people know the song is copyrighted. As if anyone would try to steal his shit fucking thirst-song. It's always the talentless people who have to emphasize that their work is copyrighted.
I don't think it's to keep people from stealing the song, rather, it's to keep us from archiving and ridiculing it. Never mind that it won't stop us, and even if he sues yet again, Null has stood up to entities with better legal standing than Rusty the Pipsqueak and come out on top (an example: during the The Last of Us 2 brouhaha, Naughty Dog and Sony suffered a colossal leak where images and footage of the game leaked to the public. The Farms was quick to archive this leaked media, and Sony's lawyers, eager to stem the bad PR, leaned on Null with a DMCA to get him to take the media down. Null told them to fuck off, which they eventually did. The full story is here and is a hilarious read.)

In other words, Russell: you will not win your lolsuit.
 
I'll have you all know that the HOBO SUIT came from the FINEST Mexican dominated stripmall flea market. It even had a Bergdorf Goodman tag with fancy crayon drawing font sewn over the Men's Warehouse tag. How FUCKING DARE YOU to imply that Russell Godfrey FRICKIN' GREER is anything less than a swingin' jet-setting playboy man-about-town stepping right out of a Mary Wells Braniff ad!!

I think my favorite part is that the actual video was put together competently, but the "stay tuned after the video" and "COPYRIGHTED" slides look like something a middle schooler would put on their anime music video with Windows Movie Maker in 2002.

ORIGINAL PRODUCT: DONUT STEEL (Slurp)
 
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