Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Such as Troonblinka?

Bobby-Belsen.

 

[glib]

Such as Troonblinka?

all we have to do to "torture" them is disconnect them from the internet. The resulting meltdown will be like heroin addicts going cold turkey.
Imagine how different Bob would be if someone in his life forced him to get off the video games when he was a kid.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bobby-Belsen.

Fatchenhausen?

 

[Pomniman]

Such as Troonblinka?

Amholeschwitz

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob just found out about the De-Feminized Fanedit of Avengers: Endgame, and wants the creator's life to be destroyed by the Rat.
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MovieBob thinks "Pauper's Prisons" exist and instead of screaming from the hills about wanting to tear these horrific places down to the foundation, he wants to use them to punish the mean bullies who made a bad edit of his favorite Marvel product. That's MovieBob's neoliberal psychopath ideology right there in a nutshell.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I quote the clickbait so you won't be tempted to give her more clicks:

Godzilla is trans. I’m being literal — to the extent that an imaginary radioactive sea dragon can be transgender, Godzilla is. He has a vagina; he’s been pregnant; he’s extruded other, smaller Godzillas from his body, albeit in egg form. Whole movies have revolved around these processes. Top-notch special effects teams have sculpted his vag onto their models. Godzilla’s pronouns are gender-neutral, in the original Japanese, or male in American translations; the King of the Monsters is a they/he, and what are you going to do? Give him shit? Send Abigail Shrier (Positron's note: a "terf" journalist who wrote a book about girls being rendered sterile and worse by the trans cult) to write a thinkpiece? The last person who got between Godzilla and what he wanted is a stain on the bottom of his foot, and that stain will wash off.​

The nutter who wrote this is a he-they "non-binary" woman. For info about her and her ilk, Wikipedia is the best source.
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Except that's not trans, that's literal parthenogenetic female OR Hermaphrodite. Ye gods, these spergs are so ignorant; in what universe does "Trans" = "Male but non-sterile and has a vag that can pop out babby sea dragons"?! Nobody took a surgeon's hatchet to Godzilla; and non-binary is not actually a "trans" thing nor is it even a thing among non-sapient non humans (Is Godzilla sapient? I'm not sure on that score).

Also, about those "Japanese gender-neutral pronouns". It's literally the Japanese word for "it" (sore それ) which, correct me if I'm wrong (and good thing this troon is ignorant as fuck about Japanese), but Troons HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE being called "It". I guess they're too head-up-ass reflexively "RESPEKT THE ORIGINAL JAPANEEEEEEESE" but also too ignorant to realize how un-"inclusive" that original Japanese is.

If this troon was being consistent, they'd lambaste the Americans for forcing male pronouns on an obviously functionally female creature. Because misgendering, don'tcha know. Godzilla can't talk so he/they/she/it can't tell us its preferred pronouns.

Is this another of Bobby's Angels? Well at least this one HAS a non-hatchet axe wound, but they still won't touch his pee-pee no matter how hard he stans.

 

[KillEmAll1989]

We did it, boys.



And take a gander at this fucking thing:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

We did it, boys.

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It seems like they get lower and lower every year. I'm starting to wonder if anyone outside of Hollywood even still thinks these are important?

 

[Mola Ram]

And take a gander at this fucking thing:

Good to see the guy who refereed the Russian Roulette game in The Deer Hunter is still getting work.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

There is something about celebrities living in nice hoods bashing cops. Would love to see all the commies quit burning down shitty black hoods and actually fuck up some Hollywood homes - But, alas, I suppose that is currently anti-Marxist or something retarded.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

But, alas, I suppose that is currently anti-Marxist or something retarded.

It's not anti-Marxist and the actual commies would love to do that (case in point: all those signs saying ”liberals get the bullet too”).

Those commies, however, are smart enough to realise that burning down Nancy Pelosi's house gets you shot while nicking a TV from Walmart has no real consequences.

 

[Koby_Fish]

We did it, boys.

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And take a gander at this fucking thing:

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I am embarrassed and ashamed to say my parents watched the Oscars.

They only wanted to see who won stuff. But they facepalmed through all the woke/propaganda shit and I think they didn't watch it all the way through. They also got annoyed when the ABC feed was suddenly hijacked by a Canadian television channel (that shit happens here all the time for eternity when a Canadian channel and a US channel broadcast the SAME show at the same time; this is so Canadians are forced to watch Canadian commercials instead of US ones).

I wonder if blobbo noticed that when Soul won, the people accepting the award were as white as he is.

 

[Mola Ram]

There is something about celebrities living in nice hoods bashing cops. Would love to see all the commies quit burning down shitty black hoods and actually fuck up some Hollywood homes - But, alas, I suppose that is currently anti-Marxist or something retarded.

If the LAPD had any balls and didn't act as the entertainment industry's private security force, they'd have quietly gone home in the middle of the broadcast and let all those fuckers fend for themselves against the junkies, homeless, and gangbangers.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So some woman who allegedly stormed the capitol has a literal court order to wear a mask when ever she leaves the house while her trial is pending. She brought heat to herself by wearing a mesh mask and this is "possibly in violation of a court order". That's it. That's the whole story. Bob finds some rando, I still have no idea how he finds what he thinks is easy pickings other than going through every quote tweet of every news story, and tries to talk down to said rando. We then learn how Bob was once hurt... such sad.

https://twitter.com/Normal0neHaver/status/1386712051981094912

https://archive.ph/I9xaQ

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1386761020136361986

https://archive.ph/W0Rod

Silly John! They won't discard Bob until he can no longer function as a meat shield.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1386765015718502403

https://archive.ph/e2PEm

Beyond Bob's burning rage that this woman is walking around free, ignoring the fact that in America we're supposed to have a presumption of innocence and the interesting bit with a person who was released from custody while her trial is pending as long as she wore a mask anywhere that isn't her home and I'm super curious of the legality of that, Bob's little "I've been discarded before" rant is more interesting. It's interesting because:

1. I can almost guarantee that he doesn't ever believe that he's to blame with all these border line gaslightings that keep happening to him.
2. He believes that he's better than anyone who ever voted for Trump, month 4 of the fall of OrangeManBad and Bob still can't quit him, because he's been thrown away like a dirty cum rag and that's made him a better person because he's been hurt beofe.
3. "a Trump" is apparently some kind of class now? He says it twice so...?
4. The fading youtuber with no children of his own and no future screams into the void "I'll NEVER become an Obsolescent." with obsolescent capitalized because it is a proper noun evidently.

There is something about celebrities living in nice hoods bashing cops. Would love to see all the commies quit burning down shitty black hoods and actually fuck up some Hollywood homes - But, alas, I suppose that is currently anti-Marxist or something retarded.

I cannot wait till that actually happens and some celebrity lights up a bunch of champagne socialist. Depending on who it is, the coping and seething will be something to behold.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I am embarrassed and ashamed to say my parents watched the Oscars.

It's OK, my father still watches CNN.

 

[thismanlies]

Bob just found out about the De-Feminized Fanedit of Avengers: Endgame, and wants the creator's life to be destroyed by the Rat.
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Imagine fucking over your own income just so you can appease a cartoon mouse. Even CWC wasn’t this bad when it came to brand loyalty.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"I AM WORTH SOMETHING!" - The man who can't even work out a basic diet and only reviews children's media.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> scientitian
> accusing Christians of not being Christ-like

If you take it upon yourself to insist you won't become ”obsolescent”, you will very quickly find that you become obsolete in the left's eyes when they no longer need you. As I said a while ago, Bob will only realise he fucked up when Jamal and Cleetus knock at his door.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

"Dad, why aren't you in shape like Captain America?"

"Because your uncle and I are part of the superior future."

This is why I now unironically consider DBZ Abridged Goku to be the canon Goku, because he makes so much more sense when he's written as the completely oblivious manchild he obviously is.

He also realized how bad he was as a father, and apologized to Gohan before his sacrifice.

"Godzilla is about rage." Sure it is, Movieblob.

Not "This is how it feels when B-29s are overhead."

EDIT: To be fair, that describes the 1954 original better than most Godzilla films. I'm sure someone could actually come up with an interesting video showing how Godzilla went from pretty damn scary to goofy and then back again. But you know, Bob.

What do you think Bob would say to describe the first Heisei Godzilla movie? Would he even get how it was a metaphor for Japan's place in the Cold War?

I want to see if Diney will keep Riri Williams origin story, that is having her aspire to be Tony Stark out of spite because she forced her teacher to be racist/sexist to deny her the chance to be Tony Stark.

Is that really what happened?

Imagine being a fat, ugly blob and attacking people based on their appearances when that has nothing to do with why people are mad at them, and bonus points: they look completely normal and you look like sewage waste.

Chris-Chan says "Hi".

 

[LordofCringe7206]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1386765015718502403

https://archive.ph/e2PEm

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Beyond Bob's burning rage that this woman is walking around free, ignoring the fact that in America we're supposed to have a presumption of innocence and the interesting bit with a person who was released from custody while her trial is pending as long as she wore a mask anywhere that isn't her home and I'm super curious of the legality of that, Bob's little "I've been discarded before" rant is more interesting. It's interesting because:

1. I can almost guarantee that he doesn't ever believe that he's to blame with all these border line gaslightings that keep happening to him.
2. He believes that he's better than anyone who ever voted for Trump, month 4 of the fall of OrangeManBad and Bob still can't quit him, because he's been thrown away like a dirty cum rag and that's made him a better person because he's been hurt beofe.
3. "a Trump" is apparently some kind of class now? He says it twice so...?
4. The fading youtuber with no children of his own and no future screams into the void "I'll NEVER become an Obsolescent." with obsolescent capitalized because it is a proper noun evidently.

This is utterly hilarious. Especially ironic since he is talking about self-awareness, accepting fault and forgiving others. Surely those are all descriptions of Bob to a tee. He isn't a psychopathic narcissist by any means.