Tommy Tooter to sue kiwi farms and AMB

[Mariposa Electrique]

what happened was that i was carrying a utility knife on my key chain and a can of pepper spray and when they searched my purse, they found a couple of roaches i had forgotten about. rolling paper is considered paraphernalia. it gives them wiggle room on a plea bargain.

Can you fucking believe that? Pretending to be a dainty lady walking in with old, cheap, brandless thrift store purse only to have a security guard search it to find roaches. I bet his new place is building up a population of German roaches as we speak. Also, how can you even forget roaches in a bag?

 

[Lame Entropy]

Null must be pissing himself with fear.

 

[naught]

Over on AMB Tom said he carries knives and pistols.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Just so everyone is clear (since some people aren't getting it) Tom had weed roaches on him, not the insect. Roaches are the left over tip from joints that only the saddest and most desperate of stoners would bother hoarding. Tom was a retard and went into a government building, knowing he would be searched, while carrying illegal drugs. High IQ right there.

 

[naught]

Just so everyone is clear (since some people aren't getting it) Tom had weed roaches on him, not the insect. Roaches are the left over tip from joints that only the saddest and most desperate of stoners would bother hoarding. Tom was a retard and went into a government building, knowing he would be searched, while carrying illegal drugs. High IQ right there.

high indeed.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

stay stupid, speds. I'm not suing kiwi farms or AMB. I'm suing the police for refusing to prosecute, the hosts for aiding and abetting it and a gem show promoter for slander. If things go according to plan, there will be a RICO investigation ordered on AMB and KF.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

RICO ON KF keep watching daytime tv shows. Because clearly that's as far as anything close to a RICO investigation you will have any contact with. You absolute joke of a demented creature.

 

[naught]

stay stupid, speds. I'm not suing kiwi farms or AMB. I'm suing the police for refusing to prosecute, the hosts for aiding and abetting it and a gem show promoter for slander. If things go according to plan, there will be a RICO investigation ordered on AMB and KF.

Shit alliteration, have fun wasting people's time.

 

[repentance]

stay stupid, speds. I'm not suing kiwi farms or AMB. I'm suing the police for refusing to prosecute, the hosts for aiding and abetting it and a gem show promoter for slander. If things go according to plan, there will be a RICO investigation ordered on AMB and KF.

You literally said you were going to file against AMB and KF as individual entities.

 

[naught]

You literally said you were going to file against AMB and KF as individual entities.

>implying he knows what he filed.

 

[draggs]

Tommee did 9/11

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

But Tommee's diarrhea can

Another bit of evidence for your very serious lolsuit, Tommee

 

[repentance]

At least some of our other cows manage to actually follow through on their threats to sue people. They may not win, but they actually file.

Tommy, on the other hand, has been threatening to sue various people for years now and not managed to file a single complaint - not even one which fails to state a (valid) cause of action. He's less competent than Yaniv, ffs.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Tommy, on the other hand, has been threatening to sue various people for years now and not managed to file a single complaint

This despite hundreds of the police's man-hours he's wasted by telling them he's an old transexual hippie.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Lmao that's not how any of this works you dumb fucking retard.

Tommy subscribes to a 'Napoleonic Code of Law', much like Singapore.

 

[naught]

At least some of our other cows manage to actually follow through on their threats to sue people. They may not win, but they actually file.

Tommy, on the other hand, has been threatening to sue various people for years now and not managed to file a single complaint - not even one which fails to state a (valid) cause of action. He's less competent than Yaniv, ffs.

And some of the greats were smart enough to find an end to their respective tales.

 

[repentance]

btw, you can't sue Patel for defamation. He didn't publish the statement, you did.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Tom has quite the rapport with law enforcement after countless hours chatting about Blaire White over the phone with them and beating off to Paw Patrol.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

stay stupid, speds. I'm not suing kiwi farms or AMB. I'm suing the police for refusing to prosecute, the hosts for aiding and abetting it and a gem show promoter for slander. If things go according to plan, there will be a RICO investigation ordered on AMB and KF.

Unless your lawyer accepts colored plastic charms as payment we all know you're too broke to sue anybody.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

With what money lol? I'm sure he has never sold a dime from his crystals and rocks.

 

[Dee Price]

Tom has quite the rapport with law enforcement after countless hours chatting about Blaire White over the phone with them and beating off to Paw Patrol.

That definitely sounds like Thomas. I have heard he beats off the the female dog of paw patrol Saying you remind me of lady so much arge ah oh god oh god that was so good little doggy. Then he goes to disney and watched little 8 year old girls on shows just to get an extra fap in before the limp little weenis subsides.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

>TFW You see a thread title and turn into an IRL version of WhiteGuyBlinking.gif