Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
I think my favorite part is that the actual video was put together competently, but the "stay tuned after the video" and "COPYRIGHTED" slides look like something a middle schooler would put on their anime music video with Windows Movie Maker in 2002.

Russ has probably put more money and effort into this venture than any of his other hairbrained nice guy schemes, so I figure that we're in for a chimpout of epic proportions when Yovanna doesn't offer him the eternal keys to her vagina. Of course there'll be no self-reflection and realizations that maybe, just maybe, his overtures are creepy, pathetic, and that he's going for women ridiculously out of his league. It'll be because of those damn Kiwi trolls foiling his plans again.
Knowing how he fell for the pay me through this link on a dm and I will get your songs played on major list.He had to shell out a lot for this mess and he wont have the cash to hit up a brothel anytime soon so Yo Yavonna has to be his next big score. With redbull loaded with caffeine, our Mormon boy wont have ever touched it showing he has no original idea in his head still.
 
I think my favorite part is that the actual video was put together competently, but the "stay tuned after the video" and "COPYRIGHTED" slides look like something a middle schooler would put on their anime music video with Windows Movie Maker in 2002.

Russ has probably put more money and effort into this venture than any of his other hairbrained nice guy schemes, so I figure that we're in for a chimpout of epic proportions when Yovanna doesn't offer him the eternal keys to her vagina. Of course there'll be no self-reflection and realizations that maybe, just maybe, his overtures are creepy, pathetic, and that he's going for women ridiculously out of his league. It'll be because of those damn Kiwi trolls foiling his plans again.
Someone said he'll try to amend his complaint to include our vicious cockblocking. I hope so. That would be fucking hilarious.
If it's anything like Taylor Swift, I'm sure Yovanna has a team of lawyers dedicated to dealing with little bastards like Russell. If Yovanna hears anything about it at all, it'll probably be during a morning briefing: "....and at 10:30 you have a wildlife charity fundraiser to go to. Oh, and some nutter from Las Vegas is trying to sue you; we've already got the lawyers on it now. At noon, you have to catch your flight..."

If he does sue, not only will he not win, but Yovanna will likely have no idea he was trying to sue.

I don't think it's to keep people from stealing the song, rather, it's to keep us from archiving and ridiculing it. Never mind that it won't stop us, and even if he sues yet again, Null has stood up to entities with better legal standing than Rusty the Pipsqueak and come out on top (an example: during the The Last of Us 2 brouhaha, Naughty Dog and Sony suffered a colossal leak where images and footage of the game leaked to the public. The Farms was quick to archive this leaked media, and Sony's lawyers, eager to stem the bad PR, leaned on Null with a DMCA to get him to take the media down. Null told them to fuck off, which they eventually did. The full story is here and is a hilarious read.)

In other words, Russell: you will not win your lolsuit.
I think we're covered under fair use. We're preserving it for purposes of criticism. And there's a lot to criticize. What I'm trying to say is his video is horrible and he should feel embarassed to put his name to it.
I'll have you all know that the HOBO SUIT came from the FINEST Mexican dominated stripmall flea market. It even had a Bergdorf Goodman tag with fancy crayon drawing font sewn over the Men's Warehouse tag. How FUCKING DARE YOU to imply that Russell Godfrey FRICKIN' GREER is anything less than a swingin' jet-setting playboy man-about-town stepping right out of a Mary Wells Braniff ad!!



ORIGINAL PRODUCT: DONUT STEEL (Slurp)
I like to think that you're the narrator in a documentary about Russ after he finally snaps and does something violent.
 
Do they even call it a date when it's a fan winning a contest or if the celeb goes to visit a kid/elderly person?
Reminder that butternut moves in the brothel circles and "date" most assuredly has a sinister tone when he says it. I can't ever unhear it whenever this mong utters the word. It's just so...wrong and rapey.
And I always worry (like with Erika for example) for girls who are NOT dancers and prostitutes and would have NO IDEA what connotation the word date really has--especially when butternut says it.

Wonder if the Greers have ever told their SPED to quit using that word?
Counterpoint: His grasp of English seems tenuous at best. Remember the cockblocking.

Of course, he legitimately seems to think that actual dating is analogous to seeing prostitutes since you pick a girl, buy her dinner, and get laid. He also seems to think this is all going to end in either marriage or his own private stable of women, so...

I forget where I was going with this, but I just made myself feel a bit queasy so there's that.
 
I seriously doubt he paid to have that song copyrighted in the first place. It's more about putting his stamp on it and using that in the event that somebody tries to steal it.
Works are born copyrighted as soon as they're in a fixed form. And he has registered the copyright, which only costs $45.
 
Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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This has broken me...

Do we all just leave this thread now? It's never gonna get better/stranger than this.
 
I like how at the end he says "it's a love song for Yovanna" - because sending a love proposal to someone you've never met and have only ever spent your time jacking off to on Instagram is totally not weird, creepy, and insane...

Also

Someone needs to do a parody of these lyrics:

Yo, Yo Yovanna
Do you know that You're hot like a sauna?
You make me feel good inside.
Your smile's like Red Bull
You give me wings
You make me feel like I can fly.

I wanna Thank you I wanna Thank you
For having all the colors That flank you.
But with 5 million people That follow you,
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song I wrote for you.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining
Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.

Que pasa, Yovanna.
You, you You're tropical like the Beaches of Barahona
You, you have that ocean vibe.
You're like an enchilada.
You add spice to life.
Your smile is like the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci was inspired by you.

I wanna Thank you I wanna Thank you
For having all the colors That flank you.
But with 5 million people That follow you, I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song I wrote for you.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.

Yovanna I just wanna Say thank you For you being you. Being you Oh. Woah.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.


 
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Someone needs to do a parody of these lyrics:

Yo, Yo Yovanna
Do you know that You're hot like a sauna?
You make me feel good inside.
Your smile's like Red Bull
You give me wings
You make me feel like I can fly.

I wanna Thank you I wanna Thank you
For having all the colors That flank you.
But with 5 million people That follow you,
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song I wrote for you.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining
Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.

Que pasa, Yovanna.
You, you You're tropical like the Beaches of Barahona
You, you have that ocean vibe.
You're like an enchilada.
You add spice to life.
Your smile is like the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci was inspired by you.

I wanna Thank you I wanna Thank you
For having all the colors That flank you.
But with 5 million people That follow you, I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song I wrote for you.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.

Yovanna I just wanna Say thank you For you being you. Being you Oh. Woah.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.



Sure.

But I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo-o
What the Hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here...

Oh wait, that's already a song...
 
Someone needs to do a parody of these lyrics:

Yo, Yo Yovanna
Do you know that You're hot like a sauna?
You make me feel good inside.
Your smile's like Red Bull
You give me wings
You make me feel like I can fly.

I wanna Thank you I wanna Thank you
For having all the colors That flank you.
But with 5 million people That follow you,
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song I wrote for you.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining
Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.

Que pasa, Yovanna.
You, you You're tropical like the Beaches of Barahona
You, you have that ocean vibe.
You're like an enchilada.
You add spice to life.
Your smile is like the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci was inspired by you.

I wanna Thank you I wanna Thank you
For having all the colors That flank you.
But with 5 million people That follow you, I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song I wrote for you.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.

Yovanna I just wanna Say thank you For you being you. Being you Oh. Woah.

Yo, Yovanna! You, you gotta You gotta
Know that the sun stops shining Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna Do you, Do you wanna Stop shaking?
Because You Dominican girls Make The earth Start quaking.
You keep being you. You keep being you. You keep being you.


To do it justice that would involve having to listen to it and then sing it as if your mouth was frozen.

No thanks.
 
HOLY CRAP we have been blessed with content. We should never have commented on the brevity of Russell's music before, because that was torture.
Funny how Russ always makes such a big thing about saying THANK YOU to whatever model/singer/stripper/cheerleader he's woo-hoo-hoo-ing. It's always a big THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU FOR INSPIRING ME THANK YOU now notice me and suck me my penis I said the magic thank you word now you have to do what I asked or I'll sue you for disability discrimination ps THANK YOU.

What a transparent creep.

Lessons Russ still hasn't learnt: asking a female out publically in a shitty attempt to put pressure on them just makes you look like a chump, especially when she ignores you and you publically freak out afterwards. I'm sure Russ hass seen the "inspiring" clips of a guy asking his girl out live on tv, or during the half-time break at the football etc, and thought the same crowd pressure to say yes would work for him. Unfortunately, as other Kiwis have pointed out, Russ is both repulsive and horrifying even if you don't know his past history of harassments. Joe Public is far more likely to suss out that this is a shitty attempt to bully a female into a date than they are to chant "say yes!" and go "awww!" when she does. That's not down to his facial disability, but because Russ's slimy, sexist attitudes are blaring from every enlarged pore. Russ is a walking advertisement for everything not to do if you want to woo (-hoo-hoo) a woman.

Wherever Fiverr music video model lives looks pretty beautiful, though. Croatia, maybe? She's far, far away from Russell Greer, that's the main thing.

ps: COPYRIGHTED 2021 so you can't repost Russ's shitty video anywhere where peoole will say mean things about it. Did I mention I face bullying and trolls?

This whole debacle is :story: When Yovanna utterly ignores him, Russ is gonna rage like a chimp with a sore arse. He made efforts! He spent money! Yovanna owes him big time, now! *sad trombone noise*
I've noticed this too, he never focuses on women who run charities or help the less fortunate as people who "inspire" him, it's always beautiful women just for existing. I seriously think he believes attractive people are somehow "better" than everyone else and he wants to be considered attractive too, or at least near an attractive woman so he can be "one of them." And you're absolutely right that he wants to create a situation where his victim feels pressured to say yes to him. He doesn't get that people aren't going to watch this and think "aww, that's so nice, I hope he gets the girl!" they're going to think "wow, this guy is creepy, he's been thirsting over this woman he doesn't know for years and clearly just wants to fuck her."
Seems we actually missed the second attempt at getting a follow back..

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Third time's the charm, right?
Or will he skip right to the lawsuit?
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PLEASE YOVANNA, WATCH ME MY VIDEO AND FOLLOW ME BAAAAACK!

PLEEEEASE!
God, this is pathetic. Maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. I think Russell may be the biggest simp in the world. "I wrote a song about you, please follow me back," he says to a woman he doesn't even know who will probably never think about him again.
Okay, I know I'm a sped, but I have to say:

Yes, the video was as cringe-inducing as we knew it would be. IF I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT RUSSELL, I would feel so bad for the guy. Here is this dude, trying so hard to make it in show biz despite his disabilities and his plights. I would give him a thumbs-up just out of pity. Then after all his anticipation, he sees his "work" come to fruition, and...no one likes it. No one is breaking down his door, recording contract in hand. Neither is the Girl-of-His-Dreams-of-the- Month begging for him to take her to "dinner" (nudge nudge wink wink). What a punch in the gut.

BUT, I DO know about Russ and his horrid, nightmarish attempts to manipulate, shame, stalk, upset and otherwise ruin everyone's day. Whether he knows them or not. And I DO know about his tendency to threaten people with legal action when they don't bow to his demands. And I DO know how this will inevitably morph into some tantrums (and lolsuits if possible) when the object of his desire doesn't suck him his penis. Basically, I know what an absolute creep this guy is.

I can never feel sorry for Russhole despite the fact that I am a soft touch. It isn't that I even feel too sorry for the celebs he annoys, because they have resources and safe walls. But all the innocent people on instagram who like to send out shots with their friends or whatever, and some ASSHOLE starts drooling (lidderally) and all of a sudden they are being creeped out by a stalker. Actually being made to be afraid. Or, if you are a guy, then you have to be insulted by this fucking loser for no reason.

Russ has made it his mission to shit on the lives of everyone he meets that doesn't suck him his penis, and he is forcing me to resort to one of the lamest comeback ever...SO SORRY NOT SORRY.
Exactly, with no context you might throw this guy a pity like but that's not enough for him, really. He wrote this song not because he likes songwriting but because he has an ulterior motive. At the same time, he doesn't comprehend that a) having an ulterior motive is a bad thing, and b) said ulterior motive is transparently obvious, especially to a fucking model who gets thirsty messages constantly. Any pity you might have for him because you think he's retarded dries up instantly when you realize what a thirsty, entitled little shit he is. He doesn't want Yovanna to say "thank you to everyone who made this song/video" and then move on, he wants her to thank him and him alone, the one least responsible for the finished product, and he wants her to travel (during a pandemic no less) to go on a date with him. It's at this point that a viewer with no context realizes that this isn't just like some sped kid asking a cheerleader to prom, this is the sped kid afterwards demanding that the prom queen suck his dick because he was nice to her. He doesn't take pride in his work, he only seeks the reward he feels he's entitled to.
"i have immense resoect for chocolate" is my favorite greer quote now
His total lack of competence at EVERYTHING he tries never stops being funny. I'm certain Russell had absolutely nothing to do with the making of the video involving the woman other than paying for it because it actually looks competently filmed. But the slides at the end and his low-quality voice slobbering out his pathetic begging for her attention, that's pure Russ. And you just know he never proofreads anything, he just assumes his first attempt is perfect. Like how he has the off-center "I deal with trolls and bullies" on screen while the subtitles are on screen. He literally can't do a single thing right.
But he didn’t put in “so much effort with this”. He wrote the lyrics/song, yes, but he’s also giving himself top billing where the actual vocalist should be named - it’s misleading.

He put forth almost no effort beyond writing the music and song, (and that was done ages ago).

Back when the Katy Perry thing happened, in that chat log, he said words to the effect of “also I put in the most effort because I spent $800
To have this produced and that’s a lot of money,” so he considers his expenses as part of his effort/attempt to flatter.
He does almost none of the work but expects all of the credit. I really think he believes paying someone to do something is the same as him achieving it for himself. I wonder how he'll react when he realizes she's not going to go out with him (and is probably going to block him altogether.) All that money for nothing.
Wow look at Russ here. We know he was still fucked in the head at this time since it is close to the kill list incident, but look at how normal he looks compared to now. Hanging out with friends, cleaner hair, somewhat clean shirt (not sure what that light blue mark is). Many years ago, when he still had a chance of redemption and growing into a somewhat normal adult. So much degradation since then. So many plights.
It's like the early photos of ChrisChan. He could've lived a normal life if he wasn't such a self-obsessed narcissist, and it's sad to look back and see how far he's fallen.
 
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Here's my attempt at parody lyrics:

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Yo, Yo Russell
Do you know, you've got no muscles
Is that gym routine a lie?
You're smile's like Bundy
Or Dennis Rader
You make the girls wanna cry

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss track we wrote for you.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Que pasa, Russell
You, you You're possessive
Like john Hinckly and Jodie Foster
You, you have that rapist vibe.
You're like an enema
You add pain to life.
Your smile is like Jack Nicholson (Here's Johnny!),
The Shining was inspired by you.

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss track we wrote for you.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Yo Russell I just wanna Say fuck you For you being you. Being you Oh. Woah.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.
 
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Here's my attempt at parody lyrics:

---

Yo, Yo Russell
Do you know, you've got no muscles
Is that gym routine a lie?
Your smile's like Bundy
Or Dennis Rader
You make the girls wanna cry

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss track we wrote for you.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Que pasa, Russell
You, you You're possessive
Like john Hinckly and Jodie Foster
You, you have that rapist vibe.
You're like an enema
You add pain to life.
Your smile is like Jack Nicholson (Here's Johnny!),
The Shining was inspired by you.

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss track we wrote for you.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Yo Russell I just wanna Say fuck you For you being you. Being you Oh. Woah.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.
That was wonderful, but prepare to be sued! Of course, the Supreme Court has ruled parodies are protected by the First Amendment. You don't have to have permission to parody a song. But I hope Russell sees this. He absolutely cannot stand being made fun of. Better hope he doesn't pay someone to find your address. It's cool though, you can hide out in the shed out back.
 
Our homie has created a new reddit profile and is currently spamming the new hit single on a bunch of random subs as you're reading this post.


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But that's not even the best part...

See how they're starting to get comments?

It's the automod nuking his posts as fast as he posts them because it's a blank new profile with zero karma spamming shit everywhere and breaking all the rules of every sub. :story:
 
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Our homie has created a new reddit profile and is currently spamming the new hit single on a bunch of random subs as you're reading this post.

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But that's not even the best part...

See how they're starting to get comments?

It's the automod nuking his posts as fast as he posts them because it's a blank new profile with zero karma spamming shit everywhere and breaking all the rules of every sub. :story:
How long before he accuses Reddit of discrimination? Remember the rules don't apply to Russ!
 
How long before he accuses Reddit of discrimination? Remember the rules don't apply to Russ!
I went through most of the posts and he's so busy spamming that he's broken all posting rules of every sub.

His posts have almost all been auto-removed, and to repost the song he's got to go back to each sub, erase his post, then repost following all the rules, which are different for each sub. That takes effort.

Currently it looks like he's started commenting the youtube link in other subs as well.
 
One might think it can’t get better, but we were all saying that during the million dollar Taylor Swift lawsuit, and look at us now!
Agreed. I'd like to give a shout out to all the loyal Russketeers who have stuck with this thread. More selfish people would have cashed out their chips early, thinking they had already hit mountain top...but not us! We're still climbing higher, baby! Headed straight for Cringe peak!
 
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