Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Umaibae]

To be honest, I'm having more fun trying to work out where this was filmed...

I'm going to guess somewhere in the Czech Republic.

My guess was Estonia.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I'm sure Russ will blame the farms for his music videos abysmal failure. If it hadn't been for us everyone would love the song and Yovanna would be helping him pick out a mansion by now. There's a part in Russes latest filing where he says people are by nature gullible and believe whatever they read. In reference to the negative reviews on his book. I think that's why Russ keeps saying the song is about body positivity and loving yourself. He expects people just to take his word for it despite the fact that it's obvious this is just an attempt to bang a model. I'm looking forward to the fifty songs he's writing, I figure the first few are gonna be about Yovanna. At least until she makes it clear he's creeping her out.

 

[Anstiv]

Gabriel Kitzman on SoundBetter

. . . I specialize in vocals, songwriting, and production . . . Demos, Covers, Remixes, Originals, Features, Beats - Quick turn-around for demo vocals - Topline for Pop, EDM, Soul, Folk, Rock - I can build your song from a lyric idea to a radio-ready production including mixing -...

soundbetter.com

Lmao. Anyone with even an introductory knowledge of music theory would be able to pick up on that Gabriel is just throwing around musical terms that he has no idea the meaning of, just so he can sounds intelligent.



"In the pocket" relates to the timing of notes, not the "melodies and chords"

Voice leading is a theoretical idea important for composition, not for performance, unless you're performing something like Bach at a fairly high degree of competency. And at a composition level, modern voice leading rules in pop music are hilariously simple and not even remotely worth mentioning as a skill.

Vocalists are the most under trained of all professional musicians. The amount of effort required to have a decent sounding voice is hilariously small compared to other instruments.

In the music industry they have a reputation for being egotistical and incompetent, this is why. Their career depends on them being able to sell themselves, nothing else.

This particular man chose to sell himself to Russel Greer, which if anything, is more of an indicator of his competence than anything I've mentioned

 

[murgatroid]

Was there a single lyric in that "Yo, Yovanna" song that had anything to do with body positivity or loving yourself?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I think that's why Russ keeps saying the song is about body positivity and loving yourself. He expects people just to take his word for it despite the fact that it's obvious this is just an attempt to bang a model.

You've really hit the nail on its gourd-shaped head here.

I follow a few cows here on the farms who pull this kind of shit all the time. It's like they really think everyone's as stupid as them (or more precisely, that they're smarter than everyone else) and if they just say something's true then people HAVE to believe it. ALR is a great one for this phenomenon.

But with Russ, it somehow feels... different. It's not that I think these other cows are capable of the self-reflection necessary to really know what they're doing or have the intelligence to be truly manipulative. Again, ALR for example is as shallow and stupid as they come. But Russ is kinda next level in believing his own bullshit. And worse, he doesn't seem to see a contradiction between his bullshit ("I wrote a song about body positivity") and his delusions ("Yovanna will fuck me and make me famous"). It's almost like it's the same thing to him.

Very strange, extremely creepy, beyond cringe.

 

[CWCissey]

Was there a single lyric in that "Yo, Yovanna" song that had anything to do with body positivity or loving yourself?

The whole song is Russ showcasing how much he loves himself.

 

[Image Reactions]

You’re all assholes. I have an immense reopect for ole Droopy here.

 

[Kovacs]

My guess was Estonia.

The shot in the parking lot is in front of a Kaufland store, that acording to google seems to rule Estonia out
Edit: pic to show what we are working with

 

[KhorneFlakes]

I'd feel more sorry for Russel if he wasn't such a twat

 

[Ear]

For those as bad at european geography as me, the countries could be (according to Wikipedia)

Country	Number of stores
Germany	667
Poland	214
Romania	141
Czech Republic	133
Slovakia	70
Bulgaria	60
Croatia	40
Moldova	5

I reckon the music vid star is Polish, just something about her facial features. I hope she got well-paid for her contribution, she probably put the most effort in out of everyone involved in this sorry event. Even managed to look happy and enthusiastic mouthing some of those ludicrous lyrics.

 

[Happy Fish]

The sad part is the song itself is trite and cliche'd enough to be a Billboard 100 thing. I am astounded that he managed to ruin it with the cringy simping and "pitty me" shit.

 

[Gone Ham]

Was there a single lyric in that "Yo, Yovanna" song that had anything to do with body positivity or loving yourself?

No. Just creepy sex pest shit

 

[Lame Entropy]

Why are you not in this wearing your pimp suit Russell???

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

"Here's hoping
That I'll find an opening"
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

And please tell me I'm not the only one that's been going around the house singing:
Yo, Yovanna!

I may have to duct tape my mouth.

Or off myself.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

"Here's hoping
That I'll find an opening"
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

And please tell me I'm not the only one that's been going around the house singing:
Yo, Yovanna!

I may have to duct tape my mouth.

I'm quietly singing my own version replacing lyrics like "I wanna thank you for all the colors that flank you" with "I wanna thank you for all the pics I spank it to". I prefer I don't get you TAylor swift. Every time I watch The Great Citracetts video for it I get it stuck in my head.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

oh my god this was horrifying, the face reveal at the end was hilarious. Also, his statistic about 65 million amerimutts being disabled is misleading since it includes even minor disabilities, most of them mobility related (I believe flat footedness might even count)
Anyways this was creepy. the girl in the video is hot though. How much was she paid to be in russel's... er... love song?

 

[Esoteric Demonic Democrat]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

View attachment 2119526

YouTube Link

View attachment 2119518

why the fuck is the production quality really good and professional?

i was expecting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I'd feel more sorry for Russel if he wasn't such a twat

He really is one of the only people I've seen who truly deserves his sad existence. He's had every advantage in the world, and every chance to make the best of his situation, and he shat on all of it and burned down the bridge leading home. I'm pretty sure his looks were given to him by God as a warning to all who cross his path, like his own personal mark of Cain.

Russell is almost a classic case of the ugliness on his outside being a reflection of who he is inside... Although he looks far better than he deserves.
To truly capture the corruption in his soul he would need a pair of huge yellow eyes on stalks facing different directions, skin as green as vomit, with more horny warts than flesh, 27 tentacle arms, a Nickelback t-shirt, hair that doesn't look like it grew on Chris-Chan's butt, fat rolls that could suffocate a hippo, and teeth six inches long and rotted to brown splinters...
Although his mouth would otherwise remain the same.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I’d imagine there have been a few advances in surgery over the past twenty years. Would he even want surgery, since his gaping maw has shaped his personality? “I’m formerly disabled, with a corrected facial paralysis” doesn’t drop the panties any better.

There's no nerve to repair, it just isn't there. They tried a fix when he was young. There's no new surgery fix for Moebius. Not that it's any excuse for Russhole's behaviour.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

why the fuck is the production quality really good and professional?

i was expecting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8

Russ'll drop some money trying to get laid. He think's this music video is his golden ticket to fame fortune and pussy so of course he want's it to look good.