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[peanutbutter]

How are you running into so many trannies?

A majority of them were people who I'd already known who just seemed harmlessly autistic and like awkward weeaboos, tbh. And then, years later after we fell out of contact, I come to find out they've gone full transqween, terrible name choice and all. It keeps happening. I have some pretty shitty stories, but I won't overshare unless it's requested.

 

[Lushes]

This tired old academic, a boring white male oppressor, had run out of things to say.

Trooned out and now he can write theory about being a lesbian! Isn't she gorgeous! Die angry TERFs!

He's a father of two and he's trooning out his minor daughter.

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

but I won't overshare unless it's requested.

Please accept this comment as an official request.

 

[scallion]

A majority of them were people who I'd already known who just seemed harmlessly autistic and like awkward weeaboos, tbh. And then, years later after we fell out of contact, I come to find out they've gone full transqween, terrible name choice and all. It keeps happening. I have some pretty shitty stories, but I won't overshare unless it's requested.

Stories are fun until you start airing out your dirty laundry like @ForbiddenVelma960

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Bearded woman gets added to the emojis and trannies are already mad that it will be used to harass them. Honestly I can't wait.

 

[Kiislova]

A majority of them were people who I'd already known who just seemed harmlessly autistic and like awkward weeaboos, tbh. And then, years later after we fell out of contact, I come to find out they've gone full transqween, terrible name choice and all. It keeps happening. I have some pretty shitty stories, but I won't overshare unless it's requested.

Check the "Losing people to transgenderism" thread for posting these stories

 

[Rotter]

GigaChad.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

look at those eyes

 

[Lhotse]

GigaChad.

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So lengthy..... Marfan's?

 

[fapwa]

If this man truly cannot tell troons apart from women, that says to me that he does not care, not that these troons are flawlessly passing.

I cannot clock some of the troons posted here, but there is no reason for me to ponder this - being posted here is proof they do not pass.

If these were dating profiles I was being matched with while on a dating platform, you bet I would develop a troondar that will out-tism everyone.



There is indeed a non-zero amount of troon catfish stories, but most amount to "I was an inexperienced, desperate heterosexual who did not feel the need to look closely".

You never hear of a homosexual making such mistakes, for obvious reasons.

99% of these "I was tricked" stories are post-nut rationalizations of ashamed chasers (they're also usually the reason behind black tranny hooker murders).

This is a quote from the new bill passed in Florida that's aimed at protecting women's sports. It's obviously common sense not to let 6ft. tall MtF's completely take over the HS track team which makes it that much funnier watching troons freak out over it.




I don't suspect that more than 10 of the seemingly millions of troons losing it over this bill have ever once participated in competitive sports. The anime avatar Twitter accounts who post an average of 144 Tweets a day don't strike me as the type to have grown up playing organized sports that help build character, learn discipline, teamwork, etc.

It's also telling that even though it's easy to assume they're purposely lying about what this bill means, an overwhelming amount of them seriously struggle to understand what a routine physical exam at the doctor's office even is. When playing sports I had these appointments with my primary care physician annually and they are absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. Was it weird dropping my boxers for 20 seconds the first time? A little, sure, but it's over in 25 minutes and then I'd laugh about it w/ my friends. I suspect these trannies avoid regular doctor's as much as they can to not be subjected to objectively good medical advice, there's also no doubt they seriously fear weighing in on a true calibrated scale.

With that being said, they're reacting to the news just about as well as you'd expect them to be doing. There's been a number of posts in this thread highlighting their reactions, most of which are hilarious. They make it perfectly clear that they're not interested in engaging in even minor debate on the subject, approaching the topic from a rational frame of mind, or discussing the details of this bill in a truthful manner at all. These troons simply are not living in the same reality that we are.

This was posted on the /r/Vaush subreddit. Link here, but you can trust me when I say that every single post is basically a mirror image of the one below REEEE-ing. There's a few posters who I suspect are trans or delusion enablers "allies" who cave by calling it a transphobic bill but aren't willing to admit it sets the stage for mass sexual assaults from gym teachers, and they're essentially told to gtfo.

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Hons stay wishing we needed to look at their front poles to know they're hons.

Being the shut-in shitnerds whose only "sport" is speedrunning, hons are also willfully oblivious to the fact that any female athlete can be ordered to submit karyotype or hormone testing as her league sees fit. Cis women are disqualified also if their testosterone levels are higher than the permitted standard, and can't compete if they used roids ONCE, because even a single injection changes your muscles permanently. That means that a trans woman, even if she's been on E and spiro for years, AT BEST is equivalent to a roided out cis woman, who too would be disqualified. If you squint really hard and ignore that prepubescent boys are still stronger than prepubescent girls, you can make a case for lupronized Jazz Jennings types being allowed to compete with women, and that's being VERY generous.

So what's the matter, I thought you freaks wanted to be treated like cis women? Meanwhile, you're allowed to shit all over established regulations on testosterone via idpol, which is something a high T female (or male) athlete couldn't even dream of. That ain't helping you pass, you know.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

https://old.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/mzxcnk/you_are_valid_you_are_loved_be_who_you_want_to_be/

https://archive.md/mct0D

Joke's on them, I'm already unlikeable 😂

Posted in r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns by u/DreadEmpressMina • 6,179 points and 169 comments

old.reddit.com

https://archive.md/uXdu4

still waiting

Posted in r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns by u/komiamiko • 1,308 points and 30 comments

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https://archive.md/D2rwX

Why does this always happen to me lol

Posted in r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns by u/saddishtranswoman • 2,296 points and 52 comments

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https://archive.md/v8mjo

I'm Confused

Posted in r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns by u/MavisMB • 1,488 points and 10 comments

old.reddit.com

https://archive.md/k6h3K

 

[Bani]

Let's play a game called "see how long it takes Kiwifarms to figure out where this pervert works."

Spoiler: Ladydique

 

[gaystoner]

Let's play a game called "see how long it takes Kiwifarms to figure out where this pervert works."
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Spoiler: Ladydique

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fiance named Val

lives near a beach

Lives near this

ima say creepy chomo lives in Florida?

 

[NoReturn]

[That last image]

This one stuck out to me, because it is obviously a young woman who is afraid of heterosexual relationships and thinks gay men have more egalitarian ones because yaoi.
Allow me to translate:

At this point, I don’t even know wtf I am anymore. I don’t know if I’m ftm or bigender, binary or NB, a guy or something else... everything’s flipped over in my head.

"I feel obligated to label myself in order to be perceived and treated the way I want to be treated by society. I do not yet realize, or I realize yet do not accept, that other people will treat me as they see fit regardless of my own desires."

I thought I was 100% transmasc for a good 6 months now and got completely used to my identity as gay guy and.. how much I needed validation from cis gay men, and for this I told myself I’d get not only hrt but surgery eventually.

"I am so desperate for the type of attention and treatment I desire that I am willing to change my body so as to be perceived as a man."

Except that I’m not sure anymore; yet somehow the idea of not being able to date gay men break my heart into pieces. I don’t know if it’s remnants of me being a girl fetishizing boys or if it just means I can’t come to terms with who I am yet.

"I have come to realize that gay men don't want me, as I am a female, and will always be female even if I transition. I want these gay men to be attracted to me, the person, but clearly they only crave dick."

I don’t want to force anybody to date someone they are not attracted to of course, but I wish.. I wish so much I wasn’t in that cage that’s being afab. I feel disgusting, and wrong, and unlovable.

"Being a human female feels disgusting and wrong, and I wanted to be attractive to people I find attractive, and loved in the way I want to be loved."
~
Further evidence from this user supporting my hypothesis:

 

[lamp shade]

This looks like Patrick Dougherty’s work and a quick google search shows it looks like one he made in West Palm Beach.

 

[poggers]

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Or maybe your students don't respect you anymore because they perceive you as a weird perverted man who posts his dick online and pretends to be a woman. Just a wild guess

 

[NoReturn]

This looks like Patrick Dougherty’s work and a quick google search shows it looks like one he made in West Palm Beach.

Pimeyes says this is the same person:

but since it's a paid service I can't find more than that.

 

[lamp shade]

Or maybe your students don't respect you anymore because they perceive you as a weird perverted man who posts his dick online and pretends to be a woman. Just a wild guess

There’s photos on his Twitter of him taking a dog dick dildo, so. Yeah.

 

[Dromedary]

Look at this bleedin' arsehole.

Because this is what legit actors do, right? Get tentative promises of roles in unrealised projects and scream it from the rooftops.
This has never backfired or gone humiliatingly wrong. Stardom is in the bag, baby! "Hollywood here I come- seeya ,suckers!"
I guess tranny delusions spill over into other areas.

 

[fine tooth comb]

This is a quote from the new bill passed in Florida that's aimed at protecting women's sports. It's obviously common sense not to let 6ft. tall MtF's completely take over the HS track team which makes it that much funnier watching troons freak out over it.




I don't suspect that more than 10 of the seemingly millions of troons losing it over this bill have ever once participated in competitive sports. The anime avatar Twitter accounts who post an average of 144 Tweets a day don't strike me as the type to have grown up playing organized sports that help build character, learn discipline, teamwork, etc.

It's also telling that even though it's easy to assume they're purposely lying about what this bill means, an overwhelming amount of them seriously struggle to understand what a routine physical exam at the doctor's office even is. When playing sports I had these appointments with my primary care physician annually and they are absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. Was it weird dropping my boxers for 20 seconds the first time? A little, sure, but it's over in 25 minutes and then I'd laugh about it w/ my friends. I suspect these trannies avoid regular doctor's as much as they can to not be subjected to objectively good medical advice, there's also no doubt they seriously fear weighing in on a true calibrated scale.

With that being said, they're reacting to the news just about as well as you'd expect them to be doing. There's been a number of posts in this thread highlighting their reactions, most of which are hilarious. They make it perfectly clear that they're not interested in engaging in even minor debate on the subject, approaching the topic from a rational frame of mind, or discussing the details of this bill in a truthful manner at all. These troons simply are not living in the same reality that we are.

This was posted on the /r/Vaush subreddit. Link here, but you can trust me when I say that every single post is basically a mirror image of the one below REEEE-ing. There's a few posters who I suspect are trans or delusion enablers "allies" who cave by calling it a transphobic bill but aren't willing to admit it sets the stage for mass sexual assaults from gym teachers, and they're essentially told to gtfo.

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*knock knock* wake up tranny, its penis inspection day