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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
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I think Quinton will make for a handsome AGP troon :heart-full:

Pas has always given me tranny groomer vibes. The fact that they've always equated minor things with transness and gender dysphoria, like with that one comic where there two boys discuss playing as a character of the opposite sex, and one of the boys magically turns into a girl in the next page just because he chose to play as a female, is lunacy. Not to mention that they always present these in an anime style, popular with the youngins.

What is it with the simple concept of "man looks at woman and thinks she's attractive" that makes a boy trans?
 
What is it with the simple concept of "man looks at woman and thinks she's attractive" that makes a boy trans?
Honestly there's a good chance it's autism mixed with insecurities about one's appearance. Since it didn't sink in to most transbians that they as heterosexual guys aren't supposed to find themselves sexually attractive, so because of that they feel insecure so they attempt to make themselves look good to themselves basing it around what they feel attracted to ie. women instead of engaging in proper male grooming to actually attract someone who will find them attractive
 
Twitter's wokest tranny lover just misgendered someone with their pronouns in their bio. How will he possibly recover from this devastating social faux pas?

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I don't really pay attention to Patreon numbers, I didn't realise Quinton has over a thousand members. It's insane to me that he still feels the need to constantly complain and squeeze any pity he can get out of his audience. He should be grateful that so many people care to watch a fat manchild review obscure Garfield strips and themed McDonald franchises.
 
Claiming that you're a "mother" of anything that isn't a human child has to be one of the most pretentious trends of Current Year.
Modern Women: I don't need children to live a rich and fulfilling life.
Also Modern Women: MY CATS ARE MY BABIES LMAOOOO I DON'T HAVE REGRETS SHUT UP

OT: Q having over a 1,000 patrons is proof capitalism was a mistake. The fact he has so many subs when someone like Porsalin who does the best documentaries on YouTube hasn't even cracked 40k is a travesty.
 
The cynical part of me wants to say it's only a matter of time before Quintessa's true form is revealed. He just needs a couple more self-owns to push him over the edge. It's not so much the hair; I feel that many have grown their hair out during the plague, especially slobs like the Q. It's more so his constant need to virtue signal his trans advocacy (and his love of ironic skinny tees).

I would hope he doesn't go down that path. I feel Quinton needs more IRL friends to call him on his BS and motivate him to do better and think critically. He's created this hugbox for himself that doesn't see him grow as a person (let alone as a creator).
 
Quinton is between a rock and a hard place atm.
- He reached the 400k milestone back in late November and the iCarly video seems like is not coming until June, with six hours of content that are of questionable quality going by the script alone.
- Quinton reached the Gorefield goal, project he left in the dust which is not even really about Gorefield as much as horror-themed Garfield.
- Quinton reached the BigFoot goal and despite being very clear he is passionate about the project I don't doubt he would get very defensive if it doesn't perform to the unrealistic expectations he has on it.
- Quinton reached the Homestuck goal, a property he has no previous knowledge of, and admits to only have an interest in if he can consume with other novices. Considering the track record as of now, this video might take the longest.
- Quinton is on his way to reach McDonald's goal. Now he is forced to come up with something worth over 1k patrons while undermining what the iCarly goal was supposed to accomplish, inspire him to get in shape.

Five big projects he is already behind, not counting whatever he might want to do. This is not only restrictive, this is literal suffering from success. We already know Q is shite at delivering Patreon rewards, I will be surprised if he can get any of this done in a year's time without having to cut corners. Let this be a lesson to all the content creators reading this thread (we know you are here),

DON'T
FUCKING
PROMISE
SHIT
YOU
CAN'T or don't want to

DELIVER.

My main prediction is that he won't be able to lose weight at this rate and might as well go bald. As for trans arc, I am afraid he might be scared into not doing it by how many times kiwis are predicting it. You fuckers aren't cracking the egg, you are fucking slamming it against the pan.
 
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- He reached the 400k milestone back in late November and the iCarly video seems like is not coming until June, with six hours of content that are of questionable quality going by the script alone.
Is anyone going to sit through all six hours and do a breakdown? Maybe we can split the doc into six 1 hour chunks and have different Kiwis cover each part. (I call dibs on the part where he talks about Dan Schneider and feet)
Four big projects he is already behind, not counting whatever he might want to do. This is not only restrictive, this is literal suffering from success. We already know Q is shite at delivering Patreon rewards, I will be surprised if he can get any of this done in a year's time without having to cut corners. Let this be a lesson to all the content creators reading this thread (we know you are here),
Scott, when are you going to do a review on Gex?
DON'T
FUCKING
PROMISE
SHIT
YOU
CAN'T

DELIVER.
I'd compare him to Spoony, but at least Spoony made decent content until he went batshit crazy.
 
As for trans arc, I am afraid he might be scared into not doing it by how many times kiwis are predicting it. You fuckers aren't cracking the egg, you are fucking slamming it against the pan.
Honestly good, despite being a insufferable faggot, I don't want Quinton to fuck up his life to the point of no return due to peer pressure from those who he politically agrees with. Would still be funny if he did though
 
Is anyone going to sit through all six hours and do a breakdown? Maybe we can split the doc into six 1 hour chunks and have different Kiwis cover each part. (I call dibs on the part where he talks about Dan Schneider and feet)
Q has four videos total planned for iCarly, including the last one being about Schneider. I doubt we can get enough kiwis by hour tbh.

Correction: It's going to be 5 videos.
iBinged iCarly (and had an intense emotional breakdown in the process), which got leaked.
The End of iCarly
The Scandalous Chaos of Sam and Cat
We Don't Talk About Dan Scheneider
The iCarly iCeberg

If you want to know how much he is failing, the first four videos were supposed to be released before April.
 
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My main prediction is that he won't be able to lose weight at this rate and might as well go bald. As for trans arc, I am afraid he might be scared into not doing it by how many times kiwis are predicting it. You fuckers aren't cracking the egg, you are fucking slamming it against the pan.
Q knows how much his Mommy Hontra and her bitch boy Ollie's channels grew after they both trooned out.

Logic dictates that someone like Quit-a-ton that revolves their life around channel subs/views is headed in that direction, and the possibility that it'll make his Waifu Nyk notice him is just gravy.

It's not a matter of IF but WHEN.

Sure, Q might put it off "the tuck" because he doesn't want to prove us right, but his compulsion for validation by BreadTube and his obsession with Hontra is going to make his troon saga happen eventually.

Put on that dress and wig, Q. You know you want to, you fucking fat failure.
 
As for trans arc, I am afraid he might be scared into not doing it by how many times kiwis are predicting it. You fuckers aren't cracking the egg, you are fucking slamming it against the pan.
I don't think that would stop him. Maybe someone who is a proud person would see it like that. But Quinton, as we all know, has no pride and would do things even if was the most predictable shit in the world.

He would probably go on saying something like: "I know some of you people in the forums were hoping I become trans, fuck it I'm trans now. You happy Kiwi Farms? You happy now? Now you got nothing to speculate over."
 
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