Well now that she's basically confirmed on uppers, how long until we get into the other nasty stuff in that field? It's inevitable at this rate. I don't see frequent MDMA or meth use being out of the realm of possibility.
I find it absolutely hysterical that a month ago Chantal was talking about hiring an escort for herself and this month she is considered one. Be careful what you wish for, Gorl.
I find it absolutely hysterical that a month ago Chantal was talking about hiring an escort for herself and this month she is considered one. Be careful what you wish for, Gorl.
I hope you know it's because of all you Karen Farmer's that our journey is delayed and I've been left with little to gather other than the most petty bullshit from her last live.
The way she continuously "peels" this potato while looking at her chat. I'm amazed she made it out of that one without a sliced sausage.
She is wasting so much potato.
She is sucking her teeth so much too, and she is just so manic. I still prefer it over the blowing out her nose ever two seconds, I guess.
And what is going on with her nails? Is that just nail polish peeling or what? They look disturbing to me.
Anything interesting about Dom has already been said. I guess that is what happens when you are late.
Yeah, I do. I believe she really loved (still loves?) Bibi, and the heartbreak she suffered was genuine. There was probably at least one private confrontation between them (and by 'private' I mean she didn't give everyone a play-by-play later) where she tearfully tried to get him to stay, but he just wasn't having it. Whenever that was, those tears and her pain were real. Losing Bibi really broke her heart and she knew her lifestyle was largely to blame, but at that point she couldn't just shut down her channel because what other source of income did she have? And anyway, even if she had promised him the moon by that time it was too late.
I was working on putting together another installment of Hot Takes from a Random Faggot, this time about Jafar, but the Chantal tinder saga suddenly took a turn for the worst. Her extremely uncharacteristic under sharing and her deleting relevant streams and no archives of the original copies are giant wrenches in this Chantal roller coaster ride
Considering I was building a case full of wild speculation based on the worst assumptions I could make of her, for all we know, it could be uncannily accurate. She's clearly already spooked about people connecting all the dots in her real life to possibly figure out who Jafar is, and she most definitely keeps up to date on all 4,000+ pages about herself on this thread, so I think it may be better to wait and see how things shake out
In the meantime, I did have some extra faggoty hot takes not to be taken seriously at all
Reaction Channels
could be just as much to blame for Chantal's sudden lack of content as a control freak who smokes crack and batters tits. Not that Thor owes anyone anything but ffs, of course he'd stop archiving literally right before the Jafar saga. I searched through the threads to try to find the videos I needed but it seems the only surviving copies exists in the form of reaction channels
Which I find as bad as Chantal's content if not for how mind numbingly bland they all are. But of course this is why Chantal gets so foaming at the mouth enraged and there's such a back and forth with the reaction channels, because each side thinks of themselves as better than the other. Truly a battle of delusional pretension and dumbassery
Chantal is vindictive and petty more than anything. Though barely, I believe these qualities surpass her utter lack of impulse control and short sighted rage, and this is how she's been able to control herself in these recent lives and not share all the details regarding Jafar and her sex life like she said she was going to do. Because withholding reactionary content is her only ammunition and frankly, it is the game winning move.
Well, not so much "winning" as it's "I'll take you down with me." In any case, for once in her YouTube career, she did not immediately go back on what she said (at least for the 2 last videos in a row)
Deathfats seem to attract a very high number of insufferable losers who revel in the cheap victory of being ONE step above the deathfats, and find genuine pleasure in pointing out that they themselves would never make the same retarded, mentally ill life choices these retarded mentally ill deathfats make
*Special shoutout* to this dipshit whose video wins the prize for Most Boomer Energy. I stumbled on it in my search for an archive of the lost "Tacos" video. There has been a fast growing trend of bitchy hags who want to get in on this whole YouTube game, to feel important, heard, not that old, totally cool and with it. So they repackage their old bitch hag behavior as a hip, sassy reaction channel youtuber with all the tea, all the shade and what always results is
utter ineptitude with tech resulting in a reupload quality of 100px or less
strange or rudimentary reaction channel format due to a lack of basic understanding of video editing (like issues with volume, a complete absence of clipping or trimming anything, etc)
misuse/cringe application of whitewashed ebonic slang
annoying condescending hot takes (usually through the lens of being more experienced or having better outdated ways to do a thing) that's so prevalent among the boomers, as a coping mechanism for no longer feeling relevant or heard
But this channel takes the cake for the shittiest format I've ever seen. Rather than make a copy, she has a tablet (of course) with the video playing that she shoves toward her camera (probably her phone), then pulls it back to pause to give us her raspy hot moti take.
Her chat
I know I'm beating a dead horse. But what the fuck is the matter with her chat?
If you look at the chat at this point of this video:
What the actual fuck. NO ONE EVEN NOTICED, just Danielle acting like that wasn't an unholy physical manifestation of all of Chantal's alters coming out of her face to fight for dominance
@Bee YouNique, what the fuck, who the fuck you talking to?
@Yolanda Nguyen WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO?
Seriously, hand to Allah I promise to make this the last time I complain about her retard chat but I don't know, I guess I'm just in shock and awe. I hadn't realized the population of invalids were that large in these modern times. It makes sense that if you're an actual mentally challenged tard who drools in a cup strapped under your chin/hanging from your helmet, all of Chantal's unsettling ticks, belches, and farts are normal. And in fact, for them, Chantal is #goals. Holy hell
This is definitely a relevant call out considering her stories of her matches from Croatia and India. With the Indian, she says:
So the implication is that this guy is currently residing in India. Tinder has a "global" feature where you can set it so you see profiles from different places all over the world. Considering her 0 SMV
Literally men would pay to NOT have sex with her, or stick their dick into wet cement than into her festering hole - which at this point I wouldn't even blink an eye if it turns out there's live maggots growing in there
Plus her age being way outside the primary Tinder user demographic, I imagine she had no choice but to turn on the "global" function to expand her search area for more profiles. But I can also just as easily see her being more strategic and deliberate in specifically looking for only ESL men
Also of note, her past/potential romantic partners are ESL men from traditionally conservative countries like the Middle East, Senegal, India. As an Ugly American, I postulate this is because men from this background put much less value on the woman's appearance and femininity in terms of attractiveness. Rather the most important thing is that she is a subservient being they feel superiority over and have ownership of. What kind of woman, especially from a progressive Westernized country, would want this role? Unlike the biggest size in most department stores, public seating, and social functions, Chantal is a perfect fit. Strangers thousands of miles away can practically smell the stench of desperation off Chantal through just her videos.
She has absolutely zero sense of dignity or self-respect, just a childish, vain, id-driven hunger for superficial pleasure, attention, and adulation. Bruised titties and a burning pee hole is a small price to pay to be able to
tell everyone it's Mrs. Foodie Booty
to no longer be in a roommate situation with autism and My Little Pony
regain the moral high ground to call a female a disgusting slut ho if she is younger/prettier than Chantal, or is black
James
He is actually the wildcard Kryptonite to Chantal's psychopathic self-obsessed, self-serving super strength
Her ability to debase herself constantly, with a remarkable ability to not feel shame, comes from the fact that she literally does not care about anything other than what makes her feel good in this very moment and nothing more. If you don't have friends and you don't value your family in any way, what would embarrassment look like for someone like Chantal? Why would Chantal give half a shit that she has videos out there like
That's how she acts the way she does and always doubles, triples down. I really tried reflecting and formulating what DOES she care about? She's really got nothing and no one to lose, so why is it this time she's suddenly acting like she's afraid, almost... she's so careful and restrained, which appear genuine. Such refrain, if a performative just to spite reaction channels, does not seem possible with her troglodyte temperament
Though I make an argument in this post that reaction channels are the reason for this content dry spell, it doesn't feel exactly right. She's been in reaction channel feuds much more intensely before, with things escalating to false copyright strikes and rabidly denying she used racial slurs.
Also, the whole OnlyFans thing was pretty gross. And viscerally humiliating. But she didn't miss a beat and kept on shitting out videos and community spergs
I can go more in depth with this in a following post about Jafar but I'm not sure he's causing this sudden halt in milk production by beating the titties black and blue. The videos before and after the deleted Tacos video have plenty of clips of her complaining about him, imitating his accent and describing his creepy evil Jafar voice and behavior
The only thing that's really different this time is that she and Peetz appear to have had a falling out. She may be afraid of losing a gimp to take care of her cats, put her socks on, and (eventually) wipe her. Most of all she may be afraid to lose a place to live and having no choice but to live the life of a crackhead's bottom bitch or drug mule. Peetz was always her backup and without him, there is a real possibility that she could die from her c-diff reacting to the condoms full of drugs as they're being stuffed up her ass
Well I guess we need to stay tuned to find out what's up.. assuming she doesn't drop dead tonight, after a marathon ass fisting and sleeping without her breathing apparatus that she needs to prevent her from literally dying in her sleep
EDIT:
Shout out to @Hamberlard Raid for archiving the tacos video
The plot thickens. Guntqueen's Egyptian prince is becoming increasingly aggressive and controlling, his friend thought Chantal was a prostitute, Chantal poorly explains the concept of doxing (yknowhatimean?), and rages at commenters that do not believe her weigh-ins. View attachment 2118206 View attachment 2118208 View attachment 2118210
Yeah, I do. I believe she really loved (still loves?) Bibi, and the heartbreak she suffered was genuine. There was probably at least one private confrontation between them (and by 'private' I mean she didn't give everyone a play-by-play later) where she tearfully tried to get him to stay, but he just wasn't having it. Whenever that was, those tears and her pain were real. Losing Bibi really broke her heart and she knew her lifestyle was largely to blame, but at that point she couldn't just shut down her channel because what other source of income did she have? And anyway, even if she had promised him the moon by that time it was too late.
I find it absolutely hysterical that a month ago Chantal was talking about hiring an escort for herself and this month she is considered one. Be careful what you wish for, Gorl.
LOL Remember in December when she did that huge Indian Mukbang and said she was wary of men on dating apps running "romance scams" where they preyed on vulnerable overweight women for money? She was on Tinder back then and said she got likes from guys who looked like models and she knew they weren't real so she hid her profile. Thankfully she subsequently unhid it so she could meet this multifaceted upstanding Egyptian gentleman who would never try to manipulate Chantal or bilk her out of anything and who in one week's time has wooed her into almost moving in with him. She certainly has come a long way in a few months!
What with all the raunchy sexy sex she's been having, do y'all think anyone has ever told her to and/or she can be bothered to pee after?
A vicious UTI saga might be in the works here, gorls!
And the Amazon boxes, and all of the junk she's accumulated over the past year. Peetz would be happy living in his room with very few possessions (apart from his cat and his shelf full of dolls). If she leaves, he will be stuck with quite a hoard.
What's to feel even remotely sorry for? She never even attempted to be a decent girlfriend to Malan. She hasn't held down a job since, what, 2017? She would often tell her disgusting "lover" stories with Malan in the background, and remember the pizza boxes that she was trying to hide from him in the closet (then wondered why they had roaches)? We've seen how slovenly she is in the luxury villa. No doubt, Malan was the one cleaning up after her. The list goes on and on.
you niggaz fall right into every story she spins you just so you can high-five one another over a new reason to call her a gross fat idiot as though she hasn't given you enough already
"chantal lies" written all over the fucking thread and you gleefully forget it every time a bloated shut-in leaf tells you another one
I choose to believe King of the Nile is real because that's the funnier option to me; the idea Chantal is so desperate she's literally slumming it with an immigrant junky who beats the shit out of her.
On the other hand, if it turns out the entire thing is made up, I get to laugh at the fact even in Chantal's wildest fantasies she knows she's such an undesirable loser that the only believable long term lover she could conjure up is an immigrant junky who beats the shit out of her.
I disagree with the mental illness to be honest ! She has issues alright but mentally ill , i don't think so !
She is just a lazy fat fuck , spoilt rotten by her Mother ! Reap what you sow ...
She uses depression like a shield !
People spend too much time arguing for or against a presence of a mental illness in others. The line between a person who has a control of their behavior and one that doesn't is blurry at best and non-existent at worst. In fact, I may one day make a long autistic post about free will and log out forever.
If I were ever looking for arguments that what we're doing here is acceptable, I'd reach for something more general. People are interesting and a natural interest of other people. Every cow I follow has made me contemplate and question things. I appreciate them for that and mean them no harm.
She is trying so hard to keep up the pretense of her just wanting sex. It ain't working chins. She's in the teenage stage of "It's you and me against the world. They just don't understand. We are far above the peons here in our own little bubble". I don't think its love, but for her (who knows what his goal is) its having total attention and adoration and fuck everyone else.
If she had any real past experience, instead of being a perpetual teenager, she would have learned by her age not to alienate the few people around her just because she thinks regular fucking means she superior. Her smugness is off the charts. She even said everyone is just jealous.
Can't wait until it crashes, the shitshow will be awesome
It seems like they are together. On BaE Nations post from yesterday named “a beef a lot to talk about” they are both mods and part of the discussion about air fryers and at 43:12 DoubleSJess mentions that Joe insisted they get an air fryer but it’s still in the box and it was a waste of vacation money
Remember like 2 or 3 years ago, Chantal posted a smug, lecturing video saying "I know a few overweight youtubers (i.e. Amber, Jen, and/or Amy) who definitely have undiagnosed sleep apnea and they sleep without a CPAP and it's going to kill them!" (I can't seem to find this video, but I KNOW it exists).
Today, she is like "Well, I actually don't think I need my CPAP after all because I can just prop myself up on a pillow and I haven't died yet!"
Chantal found the cure for sleep apnea (and depression).
Phyllis, who is the Ogress of Ottawa’s auntie who lives in Jamaica, posted this on FB a few days ago...notice Mommy Kim’s comment. Where and when, bitch?
Chantal hearting this comment is rich considering (as far as we know) Peetz was doing just fine living with his former roommate. It was Chantal's desperation to have somewhere to go when Bibi kicked her to the curb that got Peetz into this situation. I'm not a Peetz fan, but I'd love to see him "move on with his life" with some Tinder girl, leaving Chantal in the lurch when Egyptian Jerry Seinfeld is done with her.
It's common in families of Scottish heritage to give the first born son the name of his father. I looked up the surname Lucas on Findagrave and found
Nicholas was the only name that popped up. The following is ONLY speculation. *If* this is the person, then he moved from his home area (graveside is 6hr drive away, but it's not uncommon for people to move around the small cities in the Golden Horseshoe / southern Ontario area) and perhaps he was an absent father. He would have been about 60 when Peetz was born, which is old but it is not impossible for an older man to inpregnate someone. This fact was less known back in the late 70s, assuming this is the person: https://de.findagrave.com/memorial/211932456/nicolas-m.-lucas
If the name of his older brother starts with a K then it might be Kenneth. Several hour distance between graveyard and James' hometown but he would have been in his 30s when Peetz was born, so it might be more likely between the two of them:
Do they have the same father? Found a James as well. Again, just speculation. He would have been in his 30s when Peetz was born. The graveyard is a 6 hour drive from Cornwall, but if he didn't really have a relationship with his father than that might be why: https://de.findagrave.com/memorial/152131086/james-frederick_edgar-lucas
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