Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

I agree about the prison rape, but - at least here in Chicago - loan sharks are very real alternatives to the payday loan pit of death. Cheaper APR, too, although not by much.

Remember last week cheapskate Russ was bullied into giving his casino money ($1) to a car-driving beggar and still bitching about it almost a week later. He is an injustice collector, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

If he genuinely thinks he’s going to be able to finance his bullshit this way, you’d think he’d be willing to at least drop a $20.

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WHY would you post this Russhole? How the fuck do you think it makes you look?

There is NOTHING about any aspect of this story that you come out looking good. I mean.....

 

[DrJonesHat]

I agree about the prison rape, but - at least here in Chicago - loan sharks are very real alternatives to the payday loan pit of death. Cheaper APR, too, although not by much.

I suspect it's a "you have to know a guy" situation. Russ has no criminal connections except for being an easy target for a pretty face. From what he's said, his credit isn't great but I suspect he might fall prey to a drug addict who still has her looks who strings him along then has her actual boyfriend beat the shit out of him when he gets pushy.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Yeah we say ouchy hurtful things about troons and words are literal violence. It's the KF link that did it.

Also, Russ has already lost 90+ of his paid followers, and his thirst is so strong he's somehow busted right through his 7500 thot follow limit.
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You know what I don't get about Russell (among a billion other things he dumbfounds me on everytime)?
Is how he propositions people like Katy Perry, Heidi Klum, Taylor Swift and women on a smaller scale like Yovanna like "baby you are so special, I love you, I am the only guy to treat you right" and expecting them to ignore how he follows over 7500 women on instagram.

It's like promising to tell the honest truth while crossing your fingers behind your back but there is a giant mirror behind you. His words are so hollow you can fit the Trojan Greek forces inside them.

 

[dry roasted]

Hoping someone more talented than me does one of those slowed down, minor key covers like they use for movie trailers. This song deserves an appropriately creepy version.

 

[moocow]

I love vegas, weird alternate dimension vibe and all.

Vegas through Russ' eyes is... even better? Lynchian?

Who else but this idiot thinks the slots are a solid financial planning situation type thing?

Fucking fantastic plan you slimy little gremlin

Vegas is an amazing place, especially if you aren't a compulsive gambler and (ideally) have no desire to gamble at all in the first place. The opportunity for people watching is unmatched the world over simply because in addition to the tourism element you've got degenerate gamblers and all the low- and mid-level criminals that swarm both groups looking to swindle them at every opportunity. They sometimes target locals more than tourists, especially the gambling addicts. There's a reason people absolutely love working surveillance ("eye in the sky" stuff) at casinos even if the pay is shit. So much goofy shit goes down at the average casino (big or small) on the average day, it's just a never-ending circus and immensely entertaining.

It's going to absolutely fucking devour Russell.

He can't be fucking serious.

He's getting desperate now, you can tell. He's gonna get so fucked up, holy shit. He's going to lose everything, I think. He has this nasty habit of doubling-down exactly when he shouldn't because it's like he thinks he's in some goddamn movie.

The House always wins, pipsqueak.

It's the "this is my goal" post he made (about a guy winning a $2+ million jackpot at a slot machine) that really shows he's got himself a latent gambling addiction that he's about to bring to life and start feeding in earnest. It's one of those things you don't ever really have to say -- no shit you want to win big when you feed a slot machine. Everybody does. Congratulating someone on a big win or saying "damn, must be nice, wish I could win like that" is normal, but specifically phrasing it like this, making it a "goal," is very telling.

This is best idea he's ever had. There is no way this can fail. I've never met a poor gambler, it's just like in the movies where money rains down on you, you book a room and three beautiful women follow you up. Obviously, the casino women will be one nighters because once you've bought the penthouse suite and paid Ukrainians on Fiver to produce bland music for you with hilarious lyrics Taylor Swift is going to beating down that door. Taylor is going to have to get on her knees and beg and while she does, you'll punish her by making her watch while Katie Perry and Yovanna go to town on you. You'll relent eventually but she's learned her lesson and won't ever consider saying no again. All those insta thots are getting sued too, you'll get your dollar back on every one of them. Each dollar returned will go back to the casino where you win another eleventy million dollars on each and buy the Oscars.

As much as he claims to be an expert on everything, his sheer ignorance of how casinos operate is especially hilarious. You're 100% spot on when you say "every dollar returned will go back to the casino," and if he ever scores a sizeable win, that whole shtick where the casino congratulates him, puts him in a fancy suite, comps all his meals and treats him like a king is going to completely bowl him over and result in him pouring every last penny of his winnings back into those machines.

Exactly. Gaming boards will often set regulations for casinos to set a minimum "looseness" for slot machines, but it's still all on a random numbers generator for modern computerized machines. Modern machines are built to stringent specifications to ensure they're compliant to gaming regulations, and the gaming board will often do inspections to make sure they are meeting those regulations.

Truth. And the sad part is those minimums can run as low as 80% payback, even on those banks of slot machines with a sign prominently claiming "98% payback!" They just have to have one machine (out of potentially dozens in one bank) set to that rate, and the others can be as low as the gaming board allows. These days I'm pretty sure they can even adjust those settings remotely, so they can pick one machine at random to set to 98% and then configure the bank accordingly without anybody on the floor even noticing.

Anybody playing slots is automatically terrible at math. They're up against a lawfully rigged game explicitly designed to take $0.20 out of their pocket for every dollar they put in.

Idk what's up with the "violent content" rationale, but I'm fairly certain Reddit frowns upon direct links here as we are a "doxing" website. Other comments have mentioned everything you said without a direct link here and they're still up.

I think KF was banished to the void during the Gamergate garbage. It was part of their ongoing effort to censor any and all discussion not favorable to the slag and her journoscum friends.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

If I have to have this shit play through my head over and over again, tormenting me with the pure, unfiltered cringe, I had to rewrite it into something semi-lulzy to keep me from going insane.

Spoiler: Yo, Yovann-ugh

Yo, Yovanna!
Do you know I've got lumps from my trauma?
I have threatened homicide.
Chugging mocha and Red Bull (ah!)
Just pipsqueak things.
Also I'm a closeted bi.

I wanna thank you
I wanna thank you
For giving me something to wank to
But with so many others fapping to you
I don't know if you'll see my DM that's so cool
So here's hoping
That your mind is open
And you are not bias, woo-hoo-hoo!

Yo, Yovanna!
Do you wanna
Suck me my penis
Because my plights mean I deserve it
Yo, Yovanna!
Do you
Do you wanna
Start sucking?
I'll have to sue you if we don't get fucking
Please go out with me
Please go out with me
Please go out with me

Que pasa, Yovanna?
You, you
You're a spicy enchilada, taco taco
Taco, you are a brown person
More racist stereotypes
Taco taco burrito
The Dominican Republic and
Mexico are basically the same.

I wanna thank you
I wanna thank you
For giving me something to wank to
But with so many others fapping to you
I don't know if you'll see my DM that's so cool
So here's hoping
That your mind is open
And you are not bias, woo-hoo-hoo!

Yo, Yovanna!
Do you wanna
Suck me my penis
Because my plights mean I deserve it
Yo, Yovanna!
Do you
Do you wanna
Start sucking?
I'll have to sue you if we don't get fucking
Please go out with me
Please go out with me
Please go out with me

Yovanna
I just wanna
Say frick you
Don't make me sue
Oh woah

Yo, Yovanna!
Why don't you wanna
Suck me my penis?
Because my plights demand it!
Yo, Yovanna!
Do you
Do you wanna
Go to Olive Garden and
Kiss me in a way that helps with my disability?
Please go out with me.
Please go out with me.
Fuck you Fatty McPatty.

Slightly off-topic, but it's not related to American University (in DC) or any other U.S.-based university. "American University of Wherever" is a common naming convention for American-style universities in foreign countries. Still, American University in Bulgaria is pretty good, and has accreditation in both Bulgaria and the United States.


Rebecca Black confirmed for next stalking victim.


And all of the hookers breathed a sigh of relief.

I was on the edge with this, but then you whipped out the "taco taco" and really won me over.

 

[Constellationzero]

It almost seems like Pipsqueak Greer wakes up every single day, looks at himself in the mirror, then promises to himself that he will make the worst decisions he can possibly make. Wasting all his money on a shitty song and music video, trying to win the affections of famous women, stalking women, frivolous lawsuits, trying to become rich via gambling...it's like he purposely tries to ruin his life.

It's just something none of us will ever understand. Your brain is wired correctly, so you'll never "get it."
And that's a good thing.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Greer wins a few hundred on slots then some slut suckers him and robs him.This is bound to happen.

Depends. He might lose his big-spender $15 that he brought and end up getting tossed out because he's just sitting around making everyone uncomfortable, first.

 

[Search]

Not gonna lie, I would not be surprised if I hear this song at the next Eurovision contest.

Eurovision's music quality bar is already set pretty low and they also grant extra points for being a troon or a retard.

Spoiler: Eurovision Troon Contest Winner

He could spend a couple of bucks on singing classes and go conquer that shit. And another couple to troon out for a massive combo.
He's got that retard energy about him and song is catchy enough.


Oh wait, no US citizens allowed, damn, such a waste...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I agree about the prison rape, but - at least here in Chicago - loan sharks are very real alternatives to the payday loan pit of death. Cheaper APR, too, although not by much.

Remember last week cheapskate Russ was bullied into giving his casino money ($1) to a car-driving beggar and still bitching about it almost a week later. He is an injustice collector, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

If he genuinely thinks he’s going to be able to finance his bullshit this way, you’d think he’d be willing to at least drop a $20.

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That part really doesn't make any sense to me. If you're going to gamble then you need to bring some actual money with you and not just $1.00. Unless you plan on playing the quarter slots, if they even exist anymore, or the low end of the blackjack table, you're going to bust pretty quick.

But then even if you throw down some fat stacks you'll still wind up busting quick. Once in Vegas I was playing Blackjack and some guy sits next to me and gives $200 for chips. He got Blackjack on that hand and let it ride. He busted on the next hand. Threw down $200 more and the dealer got Blackjack. Threw down another $200 and the dealer won. He walked away swearing about how this was such a terrible casino.

That's Pipsqueak. He'd get a $1.00 chip and lose it on that one hand then walk away while the sad Charlie Brown music plays.

 

[Cliff Booth]

You know what I don't get about Russell (among a billion other things he dumbfounds me on everytime)?
Is how he propositions people like Katy Perry, Heidi Klum, Taylor Swift and women on a smaller scale like Yovanna like "baby you are so special, I love you, I am the only guy to treat you right" and expecting them to ignore how he follows over 7500 women on instagram.

It's like promising to tell the honest truth while crossing your fingers behind your back but there is a giant mirror behind you. His words are so hollow you can fit the Trojan Greek forces inside them.

Russ has this weird complex where he seemingly knows the "right" thing to say, but does nothing at all to back it up with his actions and thinks that simply saying something makes it the God's honest truth. By no means is the niceguy schtick the right thing to say, but to your point even if it was, his actions completely destroy the point he's trying to make.

Same with the "just trying to put my past behind me" schpiel. Some people, including maybe his family, would absolutely let him put his past behind him if he was genuine. The thing is, with "Yo Yovanna" it's obvious that he's doing the exact same shit that's made him so reviled, just with a different target.

Last example is the "I wrote a song about loving yourself and body positivity." Like people have mentioned here, if that's what he actually did, there likely would be a sympathetic audience! Unfortunately the song he released is about how much he wants to fuck a hot Instagram model, a person who is literally commoditizing her looks.

It's just crazy how he somewhat recognizes what people actually want and is able to articulate it, but this realization is completely divorced from anything he actually does.

 

[Cilleystring]

I could see Russ spending $, immediately losing the little money he had, then just awkwardly standing there not gambling or drinking, ogling all the women that walk by until security comes by and kicks him out. He'll then post on fb about how he was discriminated against once again by meanie security.

Found the machine Russ will likely be at. Winning combo of junkfood and pussy. Sweet, salty, and sinless. Just like Russ.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

I agree about the prison rape, but - at least here in Chicago - loan sharks are very real alternatives to the payday loan pit of death. Cheaper APR, too, although not by much.

Remember last week cheapskate Russ was bullied into giving his casino money ($1) to a car-driving beggar and still bitching about it almost a week later. He is an injustice collector, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

If he genuinely thinks he’s going to be able to finance his bullshit this way, you’d think he’d be willing to at least drop a $20.

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Let's be real. This didn't happen at all. Russell made it up because he thinks the more pathetic he looks the more deserving he is for women to get wet for him and next thing you know Yovanna will see how tragic his life is and thus want to touch his pee-pee and give him Mommy-milkies.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I went to a casino once because I had a voucher for a free meal (it came with the bus ticket), and had an hour kill and $20 willing to throw away. Sat at a 50 cent slot machine drinking my beer and smoking my cigarettes just giving my money to the wagon burners. Gambling is a bad vice that I'm glad I don't have.

Russ' vices are few. He has hookers, but they're too expensive and far away for him to indulge in on the reg (btw, when was the last time Russ went to a brothel?). Since Russ upholds most of the rules the LDS have set, even though he isn't in the church anymore, gambling may be his new outlet.

You know, it's very fitting that Russ would pick gambling and hookers as his vices, since they're (imo) are some of the sleaziest there is.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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He seems to have a real hate-boner for Justin Bieber.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He seems to have a real hate-boner for Justin Bieber.

That and his willingness to work menial labor instead of depending on tardbucks are his only two redeeming qualities

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

btw, when was the last time Russ went to a brothel?

A more dedicated Russtorian can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the last time was his trip to Bella's Hacienda in Wells sometime in the first half of 2019. That's the one where he wrote the Yelp review talking about how he gave a handjob to a friend in exchange for the ride.

 

[I can't imagine]

A more dedicated Russtorian can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the last time was his trip to Bella's Hacienda in Wells sometime in the first half of 2019. That's the one where he wrote the Yelp review talking about how he gave a handjob to a friend in exchange for the ride.

Though it should be said that the brothels have been closed since March of last year, and won't reopen until this weekend. So there hasn't been too much of an opportunity for him to subject the courtesans at them to his particular brand of lovin' in a while.

Side note: I wonder if he'll be one of the suckers clamoring to get an early reservation when they reopen (at, most likely, highly inflated rates)?

 

[Easy Peasy]

The house's have been closed because of covid, preventing russ from visiting. With restrictions beginning to lift, at least at the mustang (nowhere near vegas) chances are restrictions will begin to lift at the ones closer to vegas.

Hopefully Russ has tapped out his funds on the musical ventures to leave the girls alone a little longer.

We have a lot of newbs coming to check out Russ. Please save yourself the autism ratings and check out the awesome OP and the highlighted posts.

Russ is a retard. Welcome to the party, dont join his ranks

Slainte.