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[Aunt Carol]

I swear these dudes have taco day every other day.

And y'know, even gynecologists can't tell them apart!

 

[N’egger]

Queso instead of rice is a bold choice for burritos. They appear to have at least 5x meat to beans and roughly double the amount of beans to cheese.

Bold of you to assume it’s “queso” and not just a brick of velveeta

 

[Gone Ham]

Do we have a septic tank expert in here? Cause I wanna know how long they have until it explodes

 

[Had]

Likely the second option, because it's all too common for phones to be smuggled in.
Penny shows off expensive and useless crap to the Twitter with his very feminine voice (Archive)
Also what sensors is he talking about? Does he have a pacemaker or some weird body mod? Cause he says it's "inside" him.

I will never understand people who spend thousands on security systems and then show me where everything is on a youtube video under their real name doubly so if the location is public knowledge. Ever notice that banks and airports don't make a "here are all our security systems video" yeah that's because if people are aware of what system you have it makes it infinitely easier to counter. This sorta just proves to me that ether a. they don't believe there's a real threat or b. they are stupid.

 

[Ghjkl63]

It's simple to prepare. Brown up a bunch of beef, warm up some refried beans and queso, chop veggies, and open some jars of salsa.

If they weren't total smoothbrains they'd have a greenhouse growing tomatoes, onions and peppers to make their own salsa

 

[break these cuffs]

I will never understand people who spend thousands on security systems and then show me where everything is on a youtube video under there real name doubly so if the location is public knowledge. Ever notice that banks and airports don't make a "here are all our security systems video" yeah that's because if people are aware of what system you have it makes it infinitely easier to counter. This sorta just proves to me that ether a. they don't believe there's a real threat or b. they are stupid.

The trucks with NRA bumper stickers, AR-15 decals, etc are where you go looking if you ever need a gun real bad. Their security is all posturing just like their terrible shooting and everything else.

 

[Had]

I was trying to understand how all these people where so fat if they where only posting salad pictures but I think this image gives us a better idea.

each pack = 1 lb
1,506 calories = ground beef 1 lb
7 x 1,506 = 10,542 calories
10,542 calories / 5 people (in fairness they're could be more people but I tend to only see 5 at a time) = 2,108 calories
The ideal daily intake is 2,500 for men meaning they are eating apx a whole days with of calories in this one meal in meat alone.

 

[break these cuffs]

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I was trying to understand how all these people where so fat if they where only posting salad pictures but I think this image gives us a better idea.

each pack = 10 lb
1,506 calories = ground beef 1 lb
70 x 1,506 = 105,420 calories
105,420 calories / 5 people (in fairness they're could be more people but I tend to only see 5 at a time) = 21,084 calories
The ideal daily intake is 2,500 for men meaning they are eating 8 times avg calories in this one meal in meat alone.

Gonna need a source on that calculation. That is not what 70lbs of ground looks like either packaged up or in the pan. They look either small scale or locally packaged so they probably aren't precise 1lb packages.

t. have processed and sealed 50+lbs of ground at one time

 

[AssignedEva]

Back on topic. They had burritos again. Look how feminine the portions are. View attachment 2128913View attachment 2128914

I can't imagine it would even taste good, the pans are so crowded that surely the meat is steaming rather than browning properly.

Also admittedly I don't really ever make burritos but wouldn't it make more sense to cook some of the vegetables with the meat? They seem to just have plain raw peppers, onions, jalapenos etc on the side for assembling burritos and have put powdered jalapeno and pepper into the meat. And the meat looks so dry - there's a jar of salsa but surely you should add some tinned tomatoes or something and cooked it down? And - is that sweet corn? Does that really go with beef in a burrito?

 

[Friendly Futa]

Kevin's gonna have the shits again and now we know Norintha doesn't mind it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If they weren't total smoothbrains they'd have a greenhouse growing tomatoes, onions and peppers to make their own salsa

And their parched land needs greywater irrigation; with water so scarce, it needs to be used twice. As far as we know, right now they have 6-12 adults' shower and laundry water doing nothing but mixing with sewage and rendering it useless for doing anything but filling up their septic tank.

 

[break these cuffs]

And their parched land needs greywater irrigation; with water so scarce, it needs to be used twice. As far as we know, right now they have 6-12 adults' shower and laundry water doing nothing but mixing with sewage and rendering it useless for doing anything but filling up their septic tank.

I've been wondering about that septic. That was probably sized for 4 person household, maybe 6? Hooo boy, I sure hope they're throwing down a couple of those bacteria packs every month. The shit is piling up on the surface and underground.

 

[Gone Ham]

I've been wondering about that septic. That was probably sized for 4 person household, maybe 6? Hooo boy, I sure hope they're throwing down a couple of those bacteria packs every month. The shit is piling up on the surface and underground.

The shit eater will have a field day when it surfaces

 

[Ghjkl63]

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They still haven't cleaned that damn stove.

I didnt know taco meat could actually look dry

 

[S.C.U.D.]

That stove is pristine compared to the half-way and drug houses I've been in.

They JUST got that stove though. Is it even 2 months old? Give it time, it'll be crackhouse-worthy in no time.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Back on topic. They had burritos again. Look how feminine the portions are. View attachment 2128913View attachment 2128914

Are you implying Chantal and Amberlynn aren't women?

 

[Gone Ham]

They JUST got that stove though. Is it even 2 months old? Give it time, it'll be crackhouse-worthy in no time.

less than a month old iirc

 

[DemonicMustache]

Why can't one of their moms clean it for them?

 

[AnOminous]

'Full of pedos' is perhaps a bit of an exaggeration, but it is true that homosexuals in the late seventies and early eighties still found themselves included in the late remnants of the sixties' Free Sex Happy Club, which unavoidably attracted "child lovers".

Even "respectable" LGB activists like Allen Ginsberg (himself a chicken hawk), were more or less open about supporting pedophilia and even specifically NAMBLA, and only after a certain tipping point did it become the prevailing view that this shit was simply no longer going to be tolerated. That's without even getting into the philosophical underpinnings of this ideology in people like Foucault, himself a sadistic pedophile, Simone de Beauvoir, and even Sartre.

This was mainstream philosophy at the time, and the thinking of many of these people is still influential to this day. It wasn't even specifically gay rights activists who held these views.

Thank you, random troon

@Sourceress is a TERF you dip (or at least from previous statements about troons I would assume so).

Also, the whole "gay activism = pedo activism" thing is very overdone and stale. In that day and age, pretty much every community had a pedophile problem unfortunately. It wasn't unique to the gays.

I'm not actually disagreeing with this, and my point wasn't "gays are a bunch of pedos," so much as there was an endemic problem with apologia for this kind of thing, and the LGB community put in a good deal of effort to purge it.

Back on topic. They had burritos again. Look how feminine the portions are.

These men are fucking fat.

 

[retard strength]

And their parched land needs greywater irrigation; with water so scarce, it needs to be used twice. As far as we know, right now they have 6-12 adults' shower and laundry water doing nothing but mixing with sewage and rendering it useless for doing anything but filling up their septic tank.

> male troons
> showering and doing laundry

pick one