Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Littlest Shitlord]

That and his willingness to work menial labor instead of depending on tardbucks are his only two redeeming qualities

You can thank his conservative Mormon parents for that. Otherwise, you just know that with his "you owe me everything because of my disability" mentality he'd be another sponge on the government tugboat.

 

[Pip Squeak]

You know what I don't get about Russell (among a billion other things he dumbfounds me on everytime)?
Is how he propositions people like Katy Perry, Heidi Klum, Taylor Swift and women on a smaller scale like Yovanna like "baby you are so special, I love you, I am the only guy to treat you right" and expecting them to ignore how he follows over 7500 women on instagram.

It's like promising to tell the honest truth while crossing your fingers behind your back but there is a giant mirror behind you. His words are so hollow you can fit the Trojan Greek forces inside them.

He will never understand that the least attractive of men are thirsty men. Any woman he hits on knows too well that he’s not interested in her, he just has a vacancy for a woman to step into and she happens to have the correct genitalia. His whole approach to women is so fucking caveman.

Has he completely dropped the brothel storyline now? I enjoy those bits.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Has he completely dropped the brothel storyline now?

He doesn't need brothels anymore: Soon he'll have unlimited access to Yovanna's taco.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Has he completely dropped the brothel storyline now? I enjoy those bits.

I don't know if any of these storylines will ever be completely gone. As soon as it becomes clear that one venture isn't going to work out, it's shelved and another is brought forward. The Kiwi Farms lawsuit starts to crash and burn, so that's discarded in favor of America's Got Talent. No callback from AGT, so that's forgotten about for the time being and the Yovanna song comes to the fore. When the Yovanna song inevitably fizzles out, who knows whether we'll move back to legalizing brothels, suing Kiwi Farms or, hell, even going after Taylor Swift again.

Russell is forever constructing a narrative that puts his current endeavor at the center of his life's story. I think you can see this most clearly during the Taylor Swift lawsuit saga: he wrote a narrative that retroactively made Taylor Swift a central figure in his life since adolescence. Whatever he's working on at the moment, as far as he's concerned, it always has been the most important thing in his life, and offers a natural culminating point for his life's narrative.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

He seems to have a real hate-boner for Justin Bieber.

He is taller than Russ and banged Yovanna (for free!)

 

[Iron Hamster]

He seems to have a real hate-boner for Justin Bieber.

To be fair, I think most Americans do.

 

[Cilleystring]

To be fair, I think most Americans do.

Not like us Canadians like him either. Worst thing we have produced since Paul Bernando

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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I assure you, Rusty, we've always been real about you.

How long before he's wandering around the casinos with a notepad trying to figure out which ones pay out the best? I live in a state with Indian gaming, and one of my friends is a game tech. He finds this hilarious because slots are all random. There's no pattern. Please let Russ sue a casino. Please let this happen.

In the 1960s, medical professor named Richard Jarecki once found a way to beat roulette. He saw that roulette machines were not replaced at the end of the night, causing certain numbers to come up more often in a particular pattern. He was so good at beating the house he was banned from many casinos. He turned $100 (about $895 in today's money; fuck inflation) into a fortune of about $1,250,000 ($8.1 million today.) So it's not impossible; you need autism, patience, and a good head for numbers. None of which Russell has.

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Most Americans hate Bieber because he's an annoying little turd. Rusty probably hates him because Justin married a supermodel.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not like us Canadians like him either. Worst thing we have produced since Paul Bernando

That's better than Luka Magnotta I guess.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

He's working it up in his mind that he will drop a few dollars in the slots for a few weeks, maybe a few months, then suddenly the Universe or God or whatever will finally pay him the fortune he's OWED and he'll finally be on track to get everything he's wanted. And just like with attractive women not giving him the attention he wants, he will get more and more angry the longer he's denied the windfall he just KNOWS is inevitable.

100% agree, we all know how he loves to write a fantasy script in his head of how he's about to get everything he wants deserves with no effort, then choke with anger when reality doesn't play along. Gambling is an interesting new direction for him though, especially because there's no way to claim a slot machine is discriminating against you for your disability when you lose. Part of me is hoping he'll become a full gambling addict with his life spiraling out of control as he gets deeper in debt to organized crime or something, but unfortunately knowing Russ I don't think that will happen. He has a weird amount of discipline for a cow, he's not an impulse spender. He spends his money on things you or I might consider frivolous or dumb, like hookers and his terrible music career, but these are the things he wants and all indications seem to be that he budgets for them. He works a succession of miserable minimum- to near-minimum-wage jobs and saves his money, which is more than you can say for most cows. I could see him setting aside a set amount out of every paycheck as a gambling fund and not going beyond that, but who knows. If he's dumb enough to think he can get rich from slots maybe the casinos can sucker him for more. However it turns out, though, the gambling thing is a sign of desperation. Part of him knows he's never going to be a famous songwriter, or Yovanna's boyfriend, or even a paralegal again, or anything but a toilet scrubber, and he wants a fast, effortless way out. I'm sure he thinks that if he's a millionaire he can finally control and possess women outside of a brothel.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I assure you, Rusty, we've always been real about you.

In the 1960s, medical professor named Richard Jarecki once found a way to beat roulette. He saw that roulette machines were not replaced at the end of the night, causing certain numbers to come up more often in a particular pattern. He was so good at beating the house he was banned from many casinos. He turned $100 (about $895 in today's money; fuck inflation) into a fortune of about $1,250,000 ($8.1 million today.) So it's not impossible; you need autism, patience, and a good head for numbers. None of which Russell has.

Most Americans hate Bieber because he's an annoying little turd. Rusty probably hates him because Justin married a supermodel.

She's also a Baldwin and Christian.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Not like us Canadians like him either. Worst thing we have produced since Paul Bernando

We should have invaded after Nickelback.

100% agree, we all know how he loves to write a fantasy script in his head of how he's about to get everything he wants deserves with no effort, then choke with anger when reality doesn't play along. Gambling is an interesting new direction for him though, especially because there's no way to claim a slot machine is discriminating against you for your disability when you lose. Part of me is hoping he'll become a full gambling addict with his life spiraling out of control as he gets deeper in debt to organized crime or something, but unfortunately knowing Russ I don't think that will happen. He has a weird amount of discipline for a cow, he's not an impulse spender. He spends his money on things you or I might consider frivolous or dumb, like hookers and his terrible music career, but these are the things he wants and all indications seem to be that he budgets for them. He works a succession of miserable minimum- to near-minimum-wage jobs and saves his money, which is more than you can say for most cows. I could see him setting aside a set amount out of every paycheck as a gambling fund and not going beyond that, but who knows. If he's dumb enough to think he can get rich from slots maybe the casinos can sucker him for more. However it turns out, though, the gambling thing is a sign of desperation. Part of him knows he's never going to be a famous songwriter, or Yovanna's boyfriend, or even a paralegal again, or anything but a toilet scrubber, and he wants a fast, effortless way out. I'm sure he thinks that if he's a millionaire he can finally control and possess women outside of a brothel.

I do predict a death spiral from this. Gambling is one of the most insidious addictions because there's no physical signs. I agree he's starting to realize that he's never going to be famous, he's never going to have a hot girlfriend and his career prospects are gone because he has a history of filing baseless lawsuit and no law firm is going to take a risk that he misuses firm resources on his insane little vendettas. I think he's even started to realize you can't sue your way into a woman's pants.

 

[SamTheEagle]

debt to organized crime or something,

I don't know anything about organized crime outside of entertainment, but would they even want anything to do with him? I don't think the mob would gain anything from him except a laugh.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He seems to have a real hate-boner for Justin Bieber.

Honestly Bieber is just a dime-a-dozen boy band singer. He's not talented on the level of an opera singer like Luciano Pavarotti, but he never claims to be, and he's not ear-wrenchingly bad - just very generic, and probably not much more talented than some amateur singer who performs for his church or something.

Some of the "hate" is unwarranted, especially if it's just incels or weirdos like Russ and co who are just made they aren't getting the pussy that he does or that whatever shitty music they make or listen to (e.x. shit-metal) isn't topping the charts..

 

[Mr. Bung]

Russ is just going to die alone and lonely. This is the inevitable outcome, there is nothing that will ever change it. He would do so much better for himself to forget about women entirely and focus on something else but we all know that's not going to happen. Having a rat mouth doesn't help, but even that wouldn't always be a deal killer if he didn't have such a shitty personality and sense of entitlement.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The house's have been closed because of covid, preventing russ from visiting.

Yeah, because before covid you didn't have to worry about getting diseases at a whore house.

 

[moocow]

That part really doesn't make any sense to me. If you're going to gamble then you need to bring some actual money with you and not just $1.00. Unless you plan on playing the quarter slots, if they even exist anymore, or the low end of the blackjack table, you're going to bust pretty quick.

Yeah, they still exist. Penny, nickel, quarter and dollar slots are still in plentiful supply. The funny thing is those fucking penny slots will often accept larger per-pull bets than even the dollar slots (some ridiculous arrangement like "50 lines, 5 credits per line," or $2.50 for one pull), so they'll actually eat your money faster than the dollar slots will.

But then even if you throw down some fat stacks you'll still wind up busting quick. Once in Vegas I was playing Blackjack and some guy sits next to me and gives $200 for chips. He got Blackjack on that hand and let it ride. He busted on the next hand. Threw down $200 more and the dealer got Blackjack. Threw down another $200 and the dealer won. He walked away swearing about how this was such a terrible casino.

That's Pipsqueak. He'd get a $1.00 chip and lose it on that one hand then walk away while the sad Charlie Brown music plays.

It's absolutely going to eat him alive. Casinos give zero fucks and will cheerfully let you bet your last penny then give you a pamphlet with contact information for The National Council on Problem Gambling.

I went to a casino once because I had a voucher for a free meal (it came with the bus ticket), and had an hour kill and $20 willing to throw away. Sat at a 50 cent slot machine drinking my beer and smoking my cigarettes just giving my money to the wagon burners. Gambling is a bad vice that I'm glad I don't have.

Yeah, gambling addiction is a curse. At least with alcoholism you're often too drunk to care about the problems your addiction is creating. A gambling addiction just means you're always flat broke, on the verge of homelessness, on the outs with your family and friends because you constantly beg for money, and nobody will hire you because you got fired from your last job for betting last week's payroll on black and that asshole marble landed on one of those stupid green spots. And you're completely lucid and wide awake for every moment of it.

I don't have much sympathy for gambling addicts, though. It's not a physiological addiction like nicotine, alcohol or narcotics and there's a fuckton of (free) help for people dealing with it. That and it's trivial to avoid "waking the beast" in the first place. Just stay the fuck away from casinos. It's not like you're getting hogtied and dragged into them kicking and screaming every day (though I bet the MGM and Caesars conglomerates wish they could do just that).

Though it should be said that the brothels have been closed since March of last year, and won't reopen until this weekend. So there hasn't been too much of an opportunity for him to subject the courtesans at them to his particular brand of lovin' in a while.

The house's have been closed because of covid, preventing russ from visiting. With restrictions beginning to lift, at least at the mustang (nowhere near vegas) chances are restrictions will begin to lift at the ones closer to vegas.

If he weren't such a dipshit he'd have been able to find some local provider to scratch his various itches. Not like it's legal, but nobody really cares and it happens everywhere.

 

[Blasterisk]

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Skordas working hard on his latest campaign ad for Attorney General.

 

[I can't imagine]

If he weren't such a dipshit he'd have been able to find some local provider to scratch his various itches. Not like it's legal, but nobody really cares and it happens everywhere.

It might be that he has some hang-up about going to an illegal prostitute; the one time we've seen him hitting up someone for it (that dude who posted in the thread earlier), he was really squirrelly when it came to actually doing the deed. Though admittedly the fact that it was a man might've also been a factor there.

 

[The Great Citracett]

It might be that he has some hang-up about going to an illegal prostitute; the one time we've seen him hitting up someone for it (that dude who posted in the thread earlier), he was really squirrelly when it came to actually doing the deed. Though admittedly the fact that it was a man might've also been a factor there.

Early in the thread I did a search on one of those "John Review" hooker sites and Russ was on the blacklist in SLC as a "bad customer/time waster".

Not being a hooker and not being able to jump through hoops to verify as one, that was all the info I could see.