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PozzedByCoronachan said:
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Can it get any clearer at this point? Dude lost his dad, was a /b/tard tripfag for several years, was massively fat and lost his fiancée, no real male figure or friend to help him out so he just trooned out. It's true that part of, or perhaps most of his transition came from the fucked up fetishes he had adquired, but it seems to match up well enough with "I can't get the gf so I'll become the gf instead".

Maybe that's why he's such a hypercoomer, he's trying to make up for the time in his life when he felt absolutely unwanted.

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I wonder how many troons would have benefitted from, instead of getting groomed while regular incels by troons, having had the guys who successfully exited inceldom being allowed to stick around to share advice (and/or some acceptance of the women who have offered to give advice)...

...Honestly, Kev's not really changed anything except hairstyle and the amhole, and seems to be even more of an incel than before. (KEV IF YOU ARE READING THIS TAKE REGULAR BATHS, LOOSE SOME WEIGHT, WASH YOUR CLOTHES, TAKE UP BASIC PERSONAL HYGINE. Actually, at this point the clothes might be beyond washing and need burning, but...try anyway.)

But a goat fursona does seem to fit Kevkev well.
 
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Kev expects his cats to be back to normal a mere couple of hours after general anesthesia and is pissed that the vet didn't keep them until they were all better? They are YOUR pets and your responsibility to take care of and keep a close eye on after surgery. And if they are that worried, because it does sound like the cats seem a little out of it, then they should really be in contact with the vet instead of tweeting about it.

My cat came back fucked up and seemingly hallucinating after dental work once so I kept her close for a while and didn't let her climb tall shit.
 
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Emperor Percival Tachyon said:
I've got an account watching him.

Kev and the Tranchers are horrible with animals. What are they going to realie that they suck at taking care of other living things? Nah they'll probably blame the vet for being in league with the Chuds and those damn dirty Kiwi Farmers.

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Kevin not only enjoys grooming, he gets upset when others try and leave the cult.
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i keep the animal sperging for the tranch thread itself but nonono dont let your female cat CLIMB after that nooooo. them being lethargic and groggy is normal and happens for up to 24 hours. of course they act different and you aren't around the shelter animals all the time.!!! being in a shelter is hard for any animal and uh. they are also... idk confined. . like you should be doing w/ ur cats. female cats are at huge risk for hernias and if they are active it splitting open. their cats are older so it couldnt be a growth related thing either. pl: my cat had a hernia after her spay. she went thru a huge growth spurt. it was about 1k at the local vet so if tranch members if u r lurking unless u wanna pay that. take proper care of ur damn cats.
anesthesia is hard on animals. any animal. like it is humans. while i do want to believe that maybe it was a RARE reaction.... i dont wanna hold off them feeding the dog or it eating something without them knowing... or something underlying that never got identified as we all know they dont take their animals to the vets. not even what the dolt said being vague. complications during a neuter are few and far between. it's such a routine thing. a complication during a neuter is rarely ever 100% the vets fault (tho i have heard of some weird mishaps of idiots). of course the first thing this fucker does is Blame The Vet. this wasn't a small dog. this wasn't a old dog either. this was a presumed healthy large breed. so what happened?
i mean how old is adora and the other cat? they have to be older i know they arent kittens. idk about the dog, assuming its one of their "oops" puppies so its barely over 2.
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spider egg salad said:
His tweets about his cats profoundly disturb me. Assuming they both got spayed, they should NOT BE CLIMBING ANYTHING FOR ATLEAST A DAY. The tweets about that cat being halfway up the tree is some wack shit. I'm not sure how toms are after neutering but it is probably the exact same thing- no climbing or anything until the meds are completely off.
It probably won't harm those cats but if they fall while looped up on meds like that, they can possibly open their sutures. PL: I recently had two female cats spayed and the stitches were internal, and the suture itself was glued with a special kind of glue that falls off over time. They've healed up perfectly fine and are enjoying their selves like normal. However, for a few days I had to babysit them to make sure they wouldn't do something stupid and accidently jostle the stitching.
I don't think Kevin cares even half as much to do something like this, "keeping an eye on them" is just another phrase for "i'm kind of looking at them whenever they walk into my room but otherwise I'm just on Twitter." Just another hint at how wretched he, and the rest of the tranch are at animal care.
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Everyone I’ve known has scheduled their pets’ spay/neuter around a weekend, holiday, or college break so that they can stay home and make sure the animal is safe (and so they can cuddle them). I would think it’s common sense to limit a pet’s activity after surgery but maybe not, and if not the vet will say so. I would certainly think someone who got their nuts turned inside out would understand that stitches are fragile.
 
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BoobWhiskers said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Tindr at least vaguely based on who's in a fuckable proximity? Who in the hell is he even going to get matched with way out in bumfuck nowhere?

Can't wait for trannies vs townies to really kick into high gear when some local notices that one of the troonicorns is trying to get their daughter to suck the girldick.
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Few hundred pages late, but I think the joke is worth it...
Whenever anyone on tranch boots up Tinder, they get matched with mutants from the Wrong Turn franchise
 
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kiwisnake said:
When a puppy dies but you have to talk about yourself.
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Also what butcher shop are they taking their pets to that just killed a pet and nearly accidentally euthanized the rest too? Sounds almost as risky as Thai sex surgery.
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Crazy Eddy's Discount Dysphoria Barn and Castration Emporium. Come on down!

Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
How can you have a fiance and be practically a incel?
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That's how incompetent Kevin is. He can't even incel correctly.

Astro Galactic Megalul said:
Whenever anyone on tranch boots up Tinder, they get matched with mutants from the Wrong Turn franchise
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This is exactly how lesbians make dating sites full of troons sound.
 
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Monolith said:
He's involuntarily celibate, he didn't realize the amhole would prevent him from having sex when he got it.
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Oh, I just assumed they meant the ex fiance girl, not Penny. Hmm...

Dunno how he's still not an incel when all he does is cyber sex and pay Wedge to lick his literal wound once a year.
 
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Law said:
Is grifting and begging a hobby?
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Kevin and other cows honed it to an art form.

kiwisnake said:
Also what butcher shop are they taking their pets to that just killed a pet and nearly accidentally euthanized the rest too? Sounds almost as risky as Thai sex surgery.
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The sign outside said "EARL's VET AND NAZI MEMORABILIA SHOP" but, you know, his dyslexia, he couldn't read it,

Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
How can you have a fiance and be practically a incel?
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Translation: they never had sex.
 
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Emperor Percival Tachyon said:
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Typical self-dx bullshit from Kev. Mixing up -ing and -ed especially when typing is an extremely common phenomenon. There's a name for it which I can't recall, but it's basically because these things are stored right next to each other in your brain, and if you're not concentrating you can easily grab the wrong thing. Same as mixing up yesterday/tomorrow and earlier/later - happens to non-dyslexics all the time.

Edit: That should of course be "-tion and -ed", but ironically it illustrates my point so I'll leave it.
 
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