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Being incompetent in general, yet self serving enough to take local advantage of your stupidity writ large is much more believable than some massive shadow cabal that is staggeringly competent enough to plan this utter shit show years in advance.
That's more or less what I'm saying. I was not implying a Branch COVIDian illuminati at all levels of society to the scale of global gangstalking. "Hanlon's Razor" asserts stupidity over malice if you can make any argument for stupid. In terms of COVID response, it's that politicians and the like are too bewildered and stupid to do anything else except what they've already done. The fractal nature of how citing "public health concerns" allows anyone with power to act like a power tripping HOA Karen. The motivations towards this opportunity are quite straightforward and simple at all levels I listed. This is closer to emergent behavior than a cabal.
 
I'll agree that the vaccine is probably less likely to fuck you up than Covid, what we're seeing is freak accidents. But here's the kicker. It's still up for debate if the vaccine is actually safer than Covid if you're young and healthy, and the fact that the manufacturers have protected themselves from any consequences is worrying.
Why would you trust a product that the makers have no faith in?
 
You really are the most irritating cuntfaced dickhead. Why do you continue this ridiculous charade?
Your reaction here makes a good reason for why I do what I do, it's seems the truth in my posts really hit a nerve with you and others which means you should really start to think why that is. I'm sorry you can't deal with the reality of the world, but I like to keep people informed even if they refused to accept it and they do what they can to keep this new normal. I also really enjoy watching a self fulfilling prophecy which goes on here, it really is very interesting.

Brazil surpasses 400,000 coronavirus deaths
Brazil on Thursday became the second country to officially top 400,000 COVID-19 deaths, losing another 100,000 lives in just one month, as some health experts warn there may be gruesome days ahead when the Southern Hemisphere enters winter. April was Brazil's deadliest month of the pandemic, with thousands of people losing their lives daily at crowded hospitals.

The country's Health Ministry registered more than 4,000 deaths on two days early in the month, and its seven-day average topped out at above 3,100. That figure has tilted downward in the last two weeks, to less than 2,400 deaths per day, though on Thursday the Health Ministry announced another 3,001 deaths, bringing Brazil's total to 401,186.

Local health experts have celebrated the recent decline of cases and deaths, plus the eased pressure on the Brazilian health care system — but only modestly. They are apprehensive of another wave of the disease, like those seen in some European nations, due to a premature resumption of activity in states and cities combined with slow vaccination rollout.


Less than 6% of Brazilians have been fully vaccinated against COVID-19, according to Our World in Data, an online research site. President Jair Bolsonaro, who is now being investigated by a Senate panel over his administration's handling of the crisis, has repeated he will be the last to get a shot and he has attacked mayors and governors who enforce restrictions to control the virus' spread.

Shortly after the grim landmark was published, Bolsonaro said in a live broadcast on his social media channels that "a big number of deaths has been announced," adding that he is "sorry for every death." But he repeated his stance against social distancing measures.

"I pray to God so there is not a third wave" of the coronavirus, the president said. "But if the lockdown policies continue this country will be dragged to extreme poverty."


Epidemiologist Wanderson Oliveira, one of the Health Ministry's top officials at the start of the pandemic, said he expects a third wave to hit by mid-June. He told radio station CBN on Tuesday that the country's immunization effort won't prevent a new surge because many people won't receive shots before winter, when indoor gatherings and activities are more common even in the tropical nation.

"Our vaccination is such that in 2022 maybe we will have a much less tragic summer than we did now," he said, referring to the last few months.

He added he expects limited help from local leaders' partial shutdowns, which have yielded weaker results than European-style lockdowns. Many Brazilians flouted social distancing recommendations and partial shutdowns even in the throes of the pandemic's peak.

Brazil's vaccination program, though a far cry from its triumphant campaigns of decades past, has slowed the pace of deaths among the nation's elderly, according to death certificate data published on Monday. Younger people remain unprotected, and have begun falling ill in far greater numbers as a more transmissible variant circulates in Brazil.

Adding to concerns, Brazil's Health Ministry has repeatedly cut its outlook for vaccines in the short term. The country's two biggest laboratories are facing supply constraints for imports from producers in China and India, which has become the pandemic's global epicenter.
 
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Couple more vaxxpotatoes on twitter today. Luckily @Autopsy assures us these cannot be related to the vaccine, we're just too stupid and paranoid to understand why. phew!
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Could be Guillain-Barré syndrome, the flu shot can cause it as well. Its really rare, and thankfully if you're seen by a physician before it affects your respiratory system you're likely to make a full recovery. Though with these vaccines who even knows?
 
Findings: In an international multi-center study (four tertiary care referral centers) inpatients without anti-HCoV OC43 NP antibodies had an increased risk of critical disease (adjusted odds ratio 2.68 [95% CI 1.09 - 7.05]), higher than the risk by increased age or BMI, and lower than the risk by male sex. A risk stratification based on sex and OC43 serostatus was derived from this analysis.
Good thing we all wore masks and compulsively washed our hands so we wouldn't get sick for a year.
 
At this rate I won't be surprise if the next offer is "paid no taxes for the next five years" or ten if it still don't work.
My dad told me the other day "it's the start of socialism" and honestly it's hard to argue at this point it's not just the start of ubi. How many $1400 checks are we going to get? How long are unemployment benefits going to last? At the beginning when they crashed the economy yeah it made some sense, but now a year later after we've pretty much found out it was a nothingburger it's getting ridiculous.
 

The warrant, which was issued April 23 but not seen by Pawlowski’s lawyer until this week, also forbids Pawlowski or anyone else from interfering with officials attempting to enter his church and, if he resists, permits law enforcement “to do anything necessary” to arrest him, imprison him, and drag him before a judge.

“The Respondent, Artur Pawlowski, together with any other person at the property … shall grant access to any Executive Officer (as defined in the [Alberta Public Health Act]) in order for him or her to attend at the Property without notice, during the hours of 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m., to allow the Executive Officer to exercise his or her powers under [section] 59 of the Act,” the warrant reads in part.

“In the event the Respondent, Artur Pawlowski or any other person refuse to grant any Executive Officer access to the Premises or hinders or interferes with the Executive Officer in the exercise of his or her powers, then any member of Police Service … shall be permitted to accompany and assist the Executive Officer and use such reasonable force as they consider appropriate to gain access to the Premises and allow the Executive Officer (or anyone assisting the Executive Officer) to exercise his or her powers pursuant to section 59 of the Act,” the warrant also says.

Canada is a "free" country, you guys? Don't you feel that freedom?

This is really tiresome.
 
I first heard of the Global Citizen festival on a radio ad around 2017 or 18 when I worked at Subway. Right off the bat it sounded like getting people used to the idea that they were "one world citizens" and I guessed there would eventually be a push to redefine "citizen" so that if you tried to say something should only be for citizens or that people who crossed the border illegally or overstayed a visa aren't citizens, you're a racist monster because we're all global citizens and saying someone isn't a citizen is saying they aren't human.
Them: "Haha NWO/globalist world government is just a conspiracy!"
Also them: "We're all global citizens, abolish borders!"
Let's take a look in the special-ed classroom:
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Them: "Mother Nature is great, respect nature!"
Also them: "Get the vax so Mother Nature can't kill us like she wants!"

Them: "Haha Evolution is real, Creationists BTFO!!!"
Also them; "NOOOO! We can't let Natural Selection affect humans! AHHHH!"

Them: "Humanity is overpopulated and a danger to the environment!"
Also them: "Get the vax bigot, lest we risk losing <0.2% of the human population!"

The people that resort to technobabble are the people that understand the least in my experience.

Edit: the corollary to that is that people who can distill complex topics to plain English actually understand the topic
To be fair technobabble can be fun to do when someone is faking expertise/doing a MovieBob thesaurus routine, just to make them sweat.

Even better when you start using acronyms that nobody else would likely know without being in the same field.
 
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Hey, these regular reminders that I live in your head are nice, but can you save it for something substantial? Pretty gay so far.
When the hollow earth lizard people take over they aren't going to care that you were the kiwifarms vaxxdefender. You're just slavemeat to them, just like the rest of us.

Why so serious?
 
White House to announce 100 million adults are now fully vaccinated
WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 22: U.S. President Joe Biden delivers remarks during a virtual Leaders Summit on Climate with 40 world leaders at the East Room of the White House April 22, 2021 in Washington, DC. President Biden pledged to cut greenhouse gas emissions by half by 2030. (Photo by Al Drago-Pool/Getty Images)
(CNN)The White House will soon announce a new milestone: 100 million adults in the US are now fully vaccinated, according to a White House official.
President Joe Biden's coronavirus response coordinator Jeff Zients will announce during a briefing with reporters that the US is expected to hit 100 million at some point on Friday.
The news comes as CNN reported that Biden's coronavirus advisers are moving into the next phase of their response, from ramping up availability of Covid-19 vaccines to reaching those who have not yet gotten the shot.


White House officials have three overarching goals for the next 100 days: increasing accessibility, combating misinformation and assisting those without the resources to get vaccinated.
The US has administered approximately 237 million shots of the three Covid-19 vaccines as of Friday morning, according to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
The Biden administration doubled and surpassed its initial goal of 100 million Covid-19 vaccine doses administered in its first 100 days, reaching the 200 million benchmark on April 21. It has been racing to get shots in arms as variants spread throughout the country.

The White House has poured resources into educating the American public about the safety and efficacy of the three Covid-19 vaccines that have received emergency use authorization by the US Food and Drug Association.
The Biden administration has launched TV ads to encourage vaccinations and increase public confidence in the vaccines as it ramps up distribution.
It also announced nearly $10 billion would be allocated toward increasing vaccine access and confidence in hard-hit communities across the country, which includes $3 billion of CDC funding to support outreach efforts in the states through community-based organizations and trusted community leaders.
Biden has said there will be enough vaccine for every adult American by the end of May. Every American over the age of 16 is now eligible for a Covid-19 vaccine across the country.
 
Maybe I'll compile a list of scenarios that have similarly preposterous chances of killing me and act like those are guaranteed, since that's in vogue now. "A VENDING MACHINE!? I can't go near one of those, it'll pancake me as soon as I get near it!" "But tomatoes are in the NIGHTSHADE family! You have no idea how much solanine is in that! Any amount is too much. Eating tomatoes will kill you, don't be a fool!" "Mowing the lawn? Do you hate me that much? The blade is going to snap off and decapitate me. Stop calling me paranoid, you're awful at doing the math on this!"
 
How are all the toilet paper hoarders doing? Did they make it through winter?

I find it funny to go on reddit and see people telling on themselves for their bad hygiene. "I always used to be sick but since workplace Covid mandates say I have to wash my hands at least once a day, I've been fine!"
 
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