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Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil had two chances to go. He cancelled both appointments a day or two before he was up.
To quote him, he even said he can't go because his wife is home.

Phil is so out of touch it's insane. To every doctor that alone shows it's not an emergency, and they will not take him seriously. That might be why he has to wait longer.
Since if he was in pain or discomfort his wife being home wouldn't stop him.

Katherine also an awful wife, bad person or simply retarded in some way.
She should want her husband to be well and healthy. So her not allowing him to go is telling.
However, she might be special or slow in the head and might need Phil around. Or, Phil doesn't trust Katherine to be alone.
My best guesses.

Whatever the case may be, they are not mature adults. They do not have a healthy relationship and they are an awful couple.
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I think he honestly believes these medical specialists operate like restaurants, where you just ring up and they book you a slot for a few day's time.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil had two chances to go. He cancelled both appointments a day or two before he was up.
To quote him, he even said he can't go because his wife is home.

Phil is so out of touch it's insane. To every doctor that alone shows it's not an emergency, and they will not take him seriously. That might be why he has to wait longer.
Since if he was in pain or discomfort his wife being home wouldn't stop him.

Katherine also an awful wife, bad person or simply retarded in some way.
She should want her husband to be well and healthy. So her not allowing him to go is telling.
However, she might be special or slow in the head and might need Phil around. Or, Phil doesn't trust Katherine to be alone.
My best guesses.

Whatever the case may be, they are not mature adults. They do not have a healthy relationship and they are an awful couple.
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil had two chances to go. He cancelled both appointments a day or two before he was up.
To quote him, he even said he can't go because his wife is home.

Phil is so out of touch it's insane. To every doctor that alone shows it's not an emergency, and they will not take him seriously. That might be why he has to wait longer.
Since if he was in pain or discomfort his wife being home wouldn't stop him.

Katherine also an awful wife, bad person or simply retarded in some way.
She should want her husband to be well and healthy. So her not allowing him to go is telling.
However, she might be special or slow in the head and might need Phil around. Or, Phil doesn't trust Katherine to be alone.
My best guesses.

Whatever the case may be, they are not mature adults. They do not have a healthy relationship and they are an awful couple.
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That is key thing that tells you Kat really doesn't give a damn about Phil. No married woman is going to sit there and let their husband continously complain about his ears. There are studies talking about how married men live longer because their partners care for their health and well-being. I have had this theory for awhile that Kat is playing the long game until Phil inevitably destroys himself and then moves herself and Jasper to greener pastures.

She doesn't have to be smart she just has to be smarter than Phil. That isn't hard.
 
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DZoomer said:
God, his streams will be even more cancer than usual now that it has this "Last Tip" thing.

Imagine this fat pig not only wasting his time with useless commentary, but also stopping every five minutes to register the name of the last tipper.
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Wait, he's putting EVERY tip on the leaderboard now? One at a time? Regardless of amount?
Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil had two chances to go. He cancelled both appointments a day or two before he was up.
To quote him, he even said he can't go because his wife is home.
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With anyone else, I would be assuming that means the wife has some kind of medical condition that requires assistance. Perhaps that is the case, just not the kind I would be expecting were it anyone else.

What doesn't make sense is that we know Khet goes outside more than Phil does, and therefore both of them are unassisted by the other for several hours, on whatever days she works. And when she's home, there is a car available, so WTF?

I'm smelling some poorly thought out bullshit here.

EDIT: And Phil will never cease to amaze me with the way he hates paying attention to detail in games that matter AND obsesses over the ones that don't. I find it hard to believe it isn't deliberate.
 
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DZoomer said:
God, his streams will be even more cancer than usual now that it has this "Last Tip" thing.

Imagine this fat pig not only wasting his time with useless commentary, but also stopping every five minutes to register the name of the last tipper.
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If only there were some way to automate this whole process. No, surely there isn't. If that were the case then Phil, being the technologically savvy individual that he is (who is ALWAYS on the cutting edge of streaming), would have implemented it already.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Wait, he's putting EVERY tip on the leaderboard now? One at a time? Regardless of amount?

With anyone else, I would be assuming that means the wife has some kind of medical condition that requires assistance. Perhaps that is the case, just not the kind I would be expecting were it anyone else.

What doesn't make sense is that we know Khet goes outside more than Phil does, and therefore both of them are unassisted by the other for several hours, on whatever days she works. And when she's home, there is a car available, so WTF?

I'm smelling some poorly thought out bullshit here.
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I think its he is too lazy to get his butt to a doctor and quite honestly he probably scared of what they would tell him. Phil over the years has proved he is a coward by nature.

Also, this is the same man that doesn't bathe every day. He probably has a lot of things wrong with him physically and mentally. But, according to Phil logic if I pretend it isn't there nothing is wrong. It's how he handled everything from his relationships and financial issues. He will address it eventually when we all see him lose his hearing on a restream.
 
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How the fuck does DSP have this special gift (or curse) of playing fast-paced shooters like Returnal, and Doom 2016 and Eternal, like they are tactical strategic shooters, yet play slower-paced tactical stealth games like the Metal Gear Solid series like a Call of Duty game? It’s like his brain is dedicated to doing the wrong thing at all times...

EDIT: Also, this motherfucker is perpetually confused when playing anything that isn’t a straightforward narrative. It’s CONSTANT “What is that? I dunno what that is...” “Whoa! What is that? I dunno what that is...” and “I have no idea what is going on...” JUST CONSTANTLY. Even shit that is pretty self-explanatory comepletely bamboozles his stupid brain.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil had two chances to go. He cancelled both appointments a day or two before he was up.
To quote him, he even said he can't go because his wife is home.

Phil is so out of touch it's insane. To every doctor that alone shows it's not an emergency, and they will not take him seriously. That might be why he has to wait longer.
Since if he was in pain or discomfort his wife being home wouldn't stop him.

Katherine is also an awful wife, bad person or simply retarded in some way.
She should want her husband to be well and healthy. So her not allowing him to go is telling.
However, she might be special or slow in the head and might need Phil around. Or, Phil doesn't trust Katherine to be alone.
My best guesses.

Whatever the case may be, they are not mature adults. They do not have a healthy relationship and they are an awful couple.
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Phil is scared. From what I've been told by friends and numerous online readings is the first vaccine shot is decent. No side effects or very little..

Then there's the second one. Friends told me it gives them fevers and hard times breathing. These are normal people with healthy immune systems or at least from what I can tell.

Now, Phil's immune system will fuck him so hard. Hardly gets outside, no exercise, no vitamins, terrible eating habits.

He will be fucked.

Sometimes I wish I had a bit of Photo skills to make a DSP health bar dark souls style vsing the covid vaccine
 
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