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The air fryer was also just confirmed to be in ban world. It's not very good or useful, and also it's too small. Another appreciated gift from his parents.

I know it's Phil we're talking about, but how do you fuck up so bad you don't use an air fryer any more? Holy shit, they're great. I can make actually homemade french fries in 15-20 minutes, and they're fucking delicious. Even if you get frozen fries, they heat up crispy as fuck with an air fryer. God DAMN he is useless.
 
Listening to the first part of the stream, Phil was fellating Jaxx for last weeks tip after Jaxx tipped $10.

Curiously, Phil said that Jaxx's contribution last week went to pay all of his bills for the remainder of the month. All of the money from this week is going to next month's bills, and he is worried that if Twitch doesn't pay him, he won't have enough money to cover his mortgage payment.

1. This directly contradicts his statement that we mocked 2 days ago that he is scared he can't afford the bills he had to pay this week; that was an overt lie.
2. The Holy Numbers (400x6) suggest Phil has collected almost $2400 in tips this week alone, to say nothing of Patreon and YT, and he just told Jaxx that he paid all his bills through to the end of the month. His mortgage is less than $2400. This was an overt lie, too.
I know it's Phil we're talking about, but how do you fuck up so bad you don't use an air fryer any more? Holy shit, they're great. I can make actually homemade french fries in 15-20 minutes, and they're fucking delicious. Even if you get frozen fries, they heat up crispy as fuck with an air fryer. God DAMN he is useless.
I guess in Phil's defense, he did say they still use it to sometimes make French fries.
I'm fairly confident the Potato Queen probably fucks those up too, though. Hard to fiddle with the knobs when you're sideways on Oxy.
 
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People have been troll tipping with raunchy messages all night. Phil is finally going to pauses recording to audit the tips.
So Phil Burnell is once again accepting dubious tips without verifying them. It's not until you hit him with $30 in $1 troll tips that he decides he needs to audit them.
The audit confirmed that they were all unverified. Phil has to roll back his tips count by $36 because they were fake. He accepted them all.
Now he is admitting that he has stopped verifying because 'recently' there haven't been any issues. The greed is real.

He also kindly warned anyone troll tipping that if he bans them from stream elements, they can then no longer trip, so you can't do joke troll tips or you won't be able to tip him for real.
I'm curious who he thinks that applies to.

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Our boy Jaxx dropped another $50. The $1000 was just not enough, we needed another $50 to be a hero.
He tipped $10 earlier, so it's unclear why he was holding out when he could have dropped $60 earlier. If you're going to be a cuck, why be a half-cuck? Weakness.
 
Phil just complained about getting 35 dollars in fake tips and one minute later Jax Cuckxor gave him a 50$ tip saying that he hoped it compensate those troll tips. He is deep under pignosis,we joke a lot about wheelchairs and how is audience is disable but this retards truly believe him and think they are owning us by going broke fueling his gacha adiction.
 
Our boy Jaxx dropped another $50. The $1000 was just not enough, we needed another $50 to be a hero.
He tipped $10 earlier, so it's unclear why he was holding out when he could have dropped $60 earlier. If you're going to be a cuck, why be a half-cuck? Weakness.
He's (Jaxx) probably running low and was hoping that another whale would pick up the slack. But now he's realizing that won't happen.
 
It's his new chat meme to call detractors pedos.
I'd say Derich is probably sweating, but let's be real, he has no idea what's going on.
He's doing this on purpose, why didn't he "check" before he added them to the total? The dude is so full of shit.
Possibly, this tips audit pause has just turned into a regular pause. He dropped $36, and then pulled in $70 during the pause. Whales love a good crisis.

Kat was apparently watching Phil's stream earlier and they were discussing plot similarities between Returnal and Evil Within.

EDIT: Phil got $76 from some Andre guy who said he won't chargeback. We're at $204, but no double vest. Phil was more surprised by CMFool's $10 than this $76.
The message was about being a fan since the Red Dead playthrough and blah blah...
Stop me if you've heard that exact message format somewhere before.
 
Kat was apparently watching Phil's stream earlier and they were discussing plot similarities between Returnal and Evil Within.
So Kat's interested enough in Phil's work to watch his streams but not interested enough to appear on one, if only to confirm that they are still married? Even Barb Chandler sometimes appears in Chris' videos to confirm she's not dead and she's one foot in the grave. What gives?
 
gets a tip - instantly knows it's verified. so obvious he knew those tips were fake but needed something new to pity about.
He knew it was verified because he knows it was a whale sock. The message likely contained a codeword, or he was told it was coming earlier.
He didn't need to update any information to confirm that it was verified, there was no delay between it coming in and him announcing it, and he was completely unphased by that large tip coming in. The $50 from Jaxx actually did surprise him, so you can contrast that reaction to the one the larger tip got.
 
gets a tip - instantly knows it's verified. so obvious he knew those tips were fake but needed something new to pity about.
He absolutely knew how his audience would react. Right before that he said that the idea is to hit EVERY tips goal, every day now. It's a con artist, nothing less.
 
"after an hour of fucking streaming ive only made $60"
Anybody else would be either grateful or looking for a different gig.

Then again, we're talking about someone who has chosen to, for years, be unbelievably full of shit about his finances in order to grift people out of money. Not only is he insane, but he has no conscience.

This aspect of his personality may in fact be the thing he most hates the idea of shedding in order to be likable and stop being a hermit, because we know how much he hates being known as a scammer, but it doesn't stop him. He would rather be remembered for this bullshit than be honest.

His priorities are what doomed him more than anything.
 
Anybody else would be either grateful or looking for a different gig.

Then again, we're talking about someone who has chosen to, for years, be unbelievably full of shit about his finances in order to grift people out of money. Not only is he insane, but he has no conscience.
Most other jobs would not allow him to pause work, have a brief pity party, and immediately pull in $150 towards his $400 target on 5 hours of actual 'work'.

Remember that dignity is not a factor here, and if he has any financial stress, it's because he is funneling a fortune to his dark mistress, Scopely.
 
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