Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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I came across this under the "glansplasty" tag on Dr. Chen's website, and it boggles my mind that any so-called professional would want to advertise this monstrosity as a successful result worthy of adding to your portfolio.


So would one get stubble burn giving that a handy?

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Dear god, I'm not sure why hands were my first thought, keep that stubble away from my pussy.
 
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I came across this under the "glansplasty" tag on Dr. Chen's website, and it boggles my mind that any so-called professional would want to advertise this monstrosity as a successful result worthy of adding to your portfolio.


There is hair... caught under the head. You can see a superfine, super long hair at the very top where the finger is. Imagine getting ingrown hairs not just on your dick but under your dick head.
 
There is hair... caught under the head. You can see a superfine, super long hair at the very top where the finger is. Imagine getting ingrown hairs not just on your dick but under your dick head.
It's not a dick head it's just arm or thigh flesh so for her ingrown hairs aren't a problem. They already existed before srs on the body part that was used to harvest flesh for the dick abomination. Of course this shit shouldn't grow on a penis but it's not one.
 
Would've totally worked if it wasn't for one tiny detail in photo #2: ankle socks weren't a thing in the 1940's. That's strikingly modern.

Experimental Nazi socks! The horror!

I came across this under the "glansplasty" tag on Dr. Chen's website, and it boggles my mind that any so-called professional would want to advertise this monstrosity as a successful result worthy of adding to your portfolio.


Experience that tickling sensation, now also without a condom!

Fortunately this... thing is never going to see the inside of a vagina.
 
Phalloplasty is the gift that just keeps on giving, isn't it?

I found these pictures on the homepage of a Dr. Chen who practices from a clinic in San Fransisco and supposedly is considered an "expert" on phalloplasty and the numerous procedures that surround this rather... complex frankensteining.

These pictures are of a FTM who wanted a hair bologna crafted out of thigh meat (ALT phalloplasty) and... it looks every bit as hideous and unnatural as you'd expect.

That's an odd use for wasabi.
 
Why yes, that's exactly what I do as a true and honest man – shave the fucking head of my dick.

I've seen kiwi fruit less hairy than that. Somebody please turn that dick into a dick shaped kiwi fruit (the scars would be green, the rest brown). Or make a kiwi fruit with that franken-flesh.
Hope this does it for you, I spent entirely too much time on this.
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Aptly named u/Leeper90 gaping manhole:
And its, according to them, lube like discharge:
Probably dead parts falling out
“LUBE LIKE” the fuck kinda lube are these tards using? That looks like flesh sloughed off a waterlogged corpse, a pile of cat vomit or a hellacious clump of phlegm out of severely infected lungs. Lube is clear and y’know...liquid? Not chunky and *gag* fibrous.
 
“LUBE LIKE” the fuck kinda lube are these tards using? That looks like flesh sloughed off a waterlogged corpse, a pile of cat vomit or a hellacious clump of phlegm out of severely infected lungs. Lube is clear and y’know...liquid? Not chunky and *gag* fibrous.
"Because it's totally a real vagina now because they told me I was getting a real vagina!"
The frankenwieners are terrifying. They look like they could be pulled off with a slight tug and are one missed shave away from looking like Cousin It.
.... Fuck you for making me want to see what one would look like with typical testosterone level hair growth.
 
Aptly named u/Leeper90 gaping manhole:
And its, according to them, lube like discharge:
Probably dead parts falling out
Can't be good for the amhole to stay open all the time can it? Bacteria can easily find their way inside of it. Diseased penises smell like fish...I don't want to imagine the smell of a gaping hole made from inverted penis & testicle skin without the ability to self clean. Moby Dicks rotting carcass might be a "good" description.

But our boy Leeper can prove the haters wrong because he dated other men with similar amholes so everything is ok.
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Aptly named u/Leeper90 gaping manhole:
And its, according to them, lube like discharge:
Probably dead parts falling out
Mr. Leeper was also the gentleman previously featured in this thread who had "tonsil stones" in his neovagina, so it's hardly surprising that something like that would come out of him.
 
Can't be good for the amhole to stay open all the time can it? Bacteria can easily find their way inside of it. Diseased penises smell like fish...I don't want to imagine the smell of a gaping hole made from inverted penis & testicle skin without the ability to self clean. Moby Dicks rotting carcass might be a "good" description.

Depends. Since the inside of this hole consists of what once was epidermis, it may actually be better off being dry and well-ventilated. A vagina is moist but has an evolved mechanism for balancing the pH so bacterial levels remain in check- something his inside-out patootum also lacks.
 
I wonder if you can stick a neophallus in a neovag and have the hairs tangle up together.
Anthropologists in the year 2225 will find two troons locked in coitus. They died buried under the hoard in their neckbeard nest after an ill attempt at sex. The hair on their genital mutilations had acquired the properties of Velcro, and made it impossible to disengage penetrative sex, and both died of dehydration. Remarkably both were mummified and now displayed in the Mutter’s Museum as grotesque example of the crude, and cruel medical practices of the early 21th century.
 
Aptly named u/Leeper90 gaping manhole:
And its, according to them, lube like discharge:
Probably dead parts falling out
Dear God, don't give them ideas. Next thing you know, they'll be calling this a "miscarriage".


My siblings and I used to have this theory about extra terrestrials visiting humans and doing bizarre sexual experiments on them. This was a big topic on 1980s-90s talk show circuit when we were kids. Anyhow, our theory was that the aliens were actually humans from the future. Our future selves have fucked up our bodies to the point where we are incapable of reproduction, and are forced to back track and figure out "where it all went wrong".
 
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