Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I would like to correct an error I made a couple days ago. I said that Russ's animosity towards Justin Bieber was one of his only two redeeming qualities. I have since learned that the Biebs is one of the top volunteering celebrities for the Make a Wish Foundation (after John Cena).

And while that doesn't mean I'm going to be blasting "Baby" in the whip, I don't think Russ has any right to talk shit on Justin. Or anyone else that gives their time to others without expecting something in return.

So those kids are dying, so what?! Russ isn't getting laid without paying for it, that's really the bigger tragedy here. I mean, how dare you tell him no?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

So those kids are dying, so what?!

WHERE ARE THEIR FRUITS?!?!

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

There's lots of talk over whether he's an actual sped or not.

I think he just got an awful roll on the genetic lottery and ended up with both a 90 iq and his slack face. An entire lifetime of trying to cope with the way the world rejects him for being a hideous goblin, a sense of entitlement very likely born from rich parents that treated him with kid gloves due to his disability, and a somewhat slow mind unable to think about all this very deeply at all has lead to him developing his insane world view and behaviors.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think he just got an awful roll on the genetic lottery and ended up with both a 90 iq and his slack face. An entire lifetime of trying to cope with the way the world rejects him for being a hideous goblin, a sense of entitlement very likely born from rich parents that treated him with kid gloves due to his disability, and a somewhat slow mind unable to think about all this very deeply at all has lead to him developing his insane world view and behaviors.

Yeah he's average enough not to be considered a retard but not smart enough to realize how stupid he actually is.

It's unfortunate that he was coddled throughout his childhood due to his deformity that he thinks he's handsome and smart and more than capable of living the life of a famous songwriter.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah he's average enough not to be considered a retard but not smart enough to realize how stupid he actually is.

That's one of the most infuriating things about him. Even when told flat out by someone who knows more about something than he does (like the law) he still thinks he's right because he can't tell he's utterly incompetent.

 

[Drowningman]

I showed this video to a few friends and told them nothing about Russtard at all.
One thought it was a parody,another thought it was one vid with Russ added in for some reason and everyone thought if the lolcow with the greasy hair had kept all mention about disability and asking her out to dinner (which made them think he was stalking her or going to) that the video might get some positive reviews.Once they googled him, ANY credibility he had went out the window to Hell. The Taylor Swift lawsuit book and his other book popped up and everyone thought he is a sex starved creep. The public can tell whats shit and they saw it.

 

[Pee Cola]

He says neon is short for "porneon" which is a brothel. He's said elsewhere that porneon meant a club. More accurately, a porneon was a house of forced prostitution, women in cages, etc.

"Porneon" would make a great name for an OnlyFans competitor.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

"Porneon" would make a great name for an OnlyFans competitor.

Sounds too much like Pokemon, which would be tragic when talking about sex.

"Gotta catch 'em all! And then get some penicillin!"

 

[DrJonesHat]

Sounds too much like Pokemon, which would be tragic when talking about sex.

"Gotta catch 'em all! And then get some penicillin!"

That'd get the parents groups squawking. I like it. Let's make this happen.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

"because you dominican girls make the earth start quaking" sounds like he's calling yovanna fat

"heres hoping, i find an opening" is my favourite though as it sums up Russell's entire life

He also says she has that ocean vibe... like a vibrator? And he says he wants to own her like the beaches LMAO

 

[StinkySnack]

Of course Pipsqueak is interpreting this meme literally. He has never been able to grasp metaphors.

 

[cjöcker]

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Of course Pipsqueak is interpreting this meme literally. He has never been able to grasp metaphors.

Is he surprised that its sweltering hot after moving to the fucking desert?

 

[moocow]

I wonder if that's still a thing, even though almost all slots are now purely electronic fancy touch-screen affairs? Maybe there's some of the old school machines at some little desert town casino full of white-haired great grannies going from machine to machine with stacks of coins in hand still. I like to think so.

Getting rid of the big metal clinking bins was a seriously hard sell when the push for coinless machines was just getting started.

Casinos have spent an absurd amount of time and money over the years studying every aspect of gambling psychology and how slot machines can best exploit it. All the various beeps, dings and melodies emitted by the older style (non-video) machines were almost always in the key of C (and that's still fairly common on new machines unless they're playing licensed music) because they learned that people found that key to be the most calming and "feel-good" for players.

That trademark clink-clink-clink sound those metal bins make isn't an accident. They're deliberately made (from the shape all the way down to the metallurgy) to be as loud and distinctive as possible, making the sound easy to hear and pick out over all the other noises in the casino. The casinos want people to hear slot machines paying out winnings. It encourages them to start playing, hoping to hear that same sound from their chosen machine.

They do even crazier shit like scenting the air and laying down those god-awful patterns on the carpeting all in the name of luring more people in to gamble and stay at it longer.

Is he surprised that its sweltering hot after moving to the fucking desert?

I can't wait to hear what he has to say about the weather out there in August.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

I'm still eagerly awaiting developments from the "Russell in Vegas" story arc. From the inevitable Greer vs. (insert name of casino here) lawsuit for making him go broke to being handed money by drunken tourists thinking that he was busker dressed up as a zombie.

 

[Windex]

I'm still eagerly awaiting developments from the "Russell in Vegas" story arc. From the inevitable Greer vs. (insert name of casino here) lawsuit for making him go broke to being handed money by drunken tourists thinking that he was busker dressed up as a zombie.

Semper Fi to the prescient Kiwi who posted along the lines of “Russ is going to be one of those Vegas transplants who complain about the fucking heat before it even gets bad.”

I hope he has air conditioning (or can afford the bill with his recent expenditures) or else his co-workers will have a slurpy, sweaty sex pest to deal with, and that’s just too much.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Amazon song review:


4chan mention:

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I see that even outside Kiwi farms the song is attracting praise specifically for the parts Russ didn't do, but criticism for what Russ actually did. I can feel his lumpy head tightening even as we speak.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I see that even outside Kiwi farms the song is attracting praise specifically for the parts Russ didn't do, but criticism for what Russ actually did. I can feel his lumpy head tightening even as we speak.

I'd say his mouth is agape at all the negative attention his parts of the song are getting, but his mouth's always agape.

 

[The Dude]

Getting rid of the big metal clinking bins was a seriously hard sell when the push for coinless machines was just getting started.

Casinos have spent an absurd amount of time and money over the years studying every aspect of gambling psychology and how slot machines can best exploit it. All the various beeps, dings and melodies emitted by the older style (non-video) machines were almost always in the key of C (and that's still fairly common on new machines unless they're playing licensed music) because they learned that people found that key to be the most calming and "feel-good" for players.

That trademark clink-clink-clink sound those metal bins make isn't an accident. They're deliberately made (from the shape all the way down to the metallurgy) to be as loud and distinctive as possible, making the sound easy to hear and pick out over all the other noises in the casino. The casinos want people to hear slot machines paying out winnings. It encourages them to start playing, hoping to hear that same sound from their chosen machine.

They do even crazier shit like scenting the air and laying down those god-awful patterns on the carpeting all in the name of luring more people in to gamble and stay at it longer.


I can't wait to hear what he has to say about the weather out there in August.

Casinos are even specifically designed to keep gamblers inside. They rarely have windows, so the changing light outside won't key in what time of day it is. The interior layout is specifically designed to get people lost and lead them back to the gaming areas. There is almost never any clocks visible from the casino floors, again so players will lose track of time. There's actually a LOT of psychology and science that goes into running casinos.

 

[Pip Squeak]

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Of course Pipsqueak is interpreting this meme literally. He has never been able to grasp metaphors.

I’m not on the Pipsqueak is autistic bandwagon, but this literalism is indicative of it. The fact is, he just fucks up all sayings and all memes because he’s really that stupid.

Amazon song review:
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4chan mention:
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There is everyone just repeating what’s said on the farms I guess. That Amazon review, it’s really kind for a two star comment. Now take your average listener who is going to be thinking the same thing and have them aware of his stalking, rapey ways. People are not going to be so kind then. That’ll be our fault too.

Edit: I can’t see any Amazon reviews. Either I can’t because I’m in the UK or he’s had it or them removed. However, apparently you can’t buy the song here (gutted), you can only stream it.