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Honestly if he shaved his head(or kept it as a buzz cut) and shaved his beard regularly he would look a lot better
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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I don't know, that might be trending dangerously close to soyjak territory.
Honestly, all he needs to do is get in halfway decent shape. Quinton's a big guy, but he doesn't carry his weight particularly well. I'm not saying he needs to become some bodybuilder or anything, but just eating a bit better and going on a jog like 3 or 4 times a week would improve him in a lot more ways than just appearance. I can't imagine eating like shit and sitting in front of a computer all day does much for his confidence or anxiety.
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That hairline is on the way out.
Quinton I hope you're reading this:
Get your eyebrows plucked properly by someone who knows what theyre doing.
Get on a diet plan.
Stop making clickbait content about shit you don't care about.
Stop doubling down on shitty political takes in the clickbait content about shit you don't care about.
Start lifting.
Start getting some real world skills.
Put your legos, toys, and plushies into storage.
Give up on your childhood, stop worshipping e-celebs, get your passion back.
???
Profit.
Quinton I hope you're reading this:
Get your eyebrows plucked properly by someone who knows what theyre doing.
Get on a diet plan.
Stop making clickbait content about shit you don't care about.
Stop doubling down on shitty political takes in the clickbait content about shit you don't care about.
Start lifting.
Start getting some real world skills.
Put your legos, toys, and plushies into storage.
Give up on your childhood, stop worshipping e-celebs, get your passion back.
???
Profit.
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I was fighting to figure out what's wrong with his face and you put it into perfect words for me. He has features that on paper should be attractive but for some reason he just looks lumpy and strange. I wonder how much is unfortunate fat displacement because he's unfit. I feel like he'd really benefit from some Actual grooming and doing even just a bit of light, frequent exercise to tighten his shit up. He could work what he's got with fairly minimal effort, which is sad because it shows how little he cares.
I barely (if ever?) post in the Quiinton thread but I felt compelled because I can't get over his face. His beard made him seem really round-faced but he's actually very angular, yet it doesn't do him any favours. Truly an enigma. He does look 20 years older than he is either way though.
While I'm here actually I just want to add, wtf is this faggot doing with his computers and laptops? How do you make a laptop unusable the same day you buy it?
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A part of me can't help but chuckle a little because one of Quinton's lackeys could see the current wave of good real-life tips for Quinton to take the Cenk's Nephew route (something he already tried back in 201
and interpret it in one of two ways:
1) Kiwis recognise you can lust after the Garftube because he is that damn good looking and all he needs (like his content OMG) is giving a little of fuck.
2) They take all of this in the opposite direction because following advice from le evil TERF Farms is always a bad idea and is preferable to turn into Patrick Stewart before 25 minus the talent.
Before you think I am giving them too much credit, the last leak proved they were checking during the DM saga and they thought the kiwis that felt bad for Q were on his side.
and interpret it in one of two ways:1) Kiwis recognise you can lust after the Garftube because he is that damn good looking and all he needs (like his content OMG) is giving a little of fuck.
2) They take all of this in the opposite direction because following advice from le evil TERF Farms is always a bad idea and is preferable to turn into Patrick Stewart before 25 minus the talent.
Before you think I am giving them too much credit, the last leak proved they were checking during the DM saga and they thought the kiwis that felt bad for Q were on his side.
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His overall posture is quite bad, when your feet overpronates the knee caves in which results in a really weird looking leg. I am not a professional but he really needs to see a physiotherapist, I feel bad for his poor overworking joints
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Why did God make me a manlet but let a faggot like quinton reach 6'5"
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I was aiming for Gigachad, but you can't spin straw into gold. Quinton will always be Quinton.
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It goes with what someone said about him having features that on paper should be good, but in reality don't come off right. Kali is the exact same thing I think. I'm no expert but it's something with the eyes or the brow?
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I totally know what you mean. He has the makings of a black-and-white serial killer face, but I can't the particular mugshot we're thinking of, if it's a mugshot at all.
He definitely has the autistic Chris Chan set of eyes that are dead and weirdly tilted, but he almost looks worse. Is he purposefully draining the life from his stare to look cool or is that how he actually looks? It's eerie.
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You could be right, it might not be a specific mugshot I'm thinking of but just that he displays a lot of the same characteristics you see in them.
Not that I'm suggesting Q is a budding serial killer, not at all....That would actually take some personal drive. This motherfucker can't even get a video out on time when he's being paid, no way he's gonna make the effort to stalk and kill a lady for free.
I'm stuck on the same puzzle as you though, re: is he trying to look smouldering with the Down Syndrome Robert Pattinson eyes, or is he just naturally gormless and can't help it.
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Turkey Tom is making a video on Q.
Wonder how this is gonna go down.
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Remember the next time someone on Twitter calls you a neo-nazi for using Kiwi Farms they most likely look like this and you should sit back and laugh heartily
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Knowing Tom, if he could bant as well as he did when he made the video about Fantano turning himself into a political sperg that made him into a complete shell of what he used to be, I have no doubt he‘ll do the same thing to Q.
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Tom said he was done with Q but he couldn't resist the Garftube.
Another W for Team Reviews. Making the 41% a 100% more important a day at a time.
You knew what you were getting into if you were here bitch.
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you can bet quinton is in turkey tom's dms rn, begging him to stop one word at a time
or a turkey tom fan account
or a turkey tom fan account