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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
He's got all the right features in the wrong position; like when you deliberately fuck up your character in Dark Souls.

Because I was feeling particularly bored and autistic this evening I attempted some cosmetic surgery. I was at a loss for how to fix the hair so I leave that to anyone else willing to take a crack at it:
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Honestly if he shaved his head(or kept it as a buzz cut) and shaved his beard regularly he would look a lot better
 
Honestly if he shaved his head(or kept it as a buzz cut) and shaved his beard regularly he would look a lot better
I don't know, that might be trending dangerously close to soyjak territory.

Honestly, all he needs to do is get in halfway decent shape. Quinton's a big guy, but he doesn't carry his weight particularly well. I'm not saying he needs to become some bodybuilder or anything, but just eating a bit better and going on a jog like 3 or 4 times a week would improve him in a lot more ways than just appearance. I can't imagine eating like shit and sitting in front of a computer all day does much for his confidence or anxiety.
 
That hairline is on the way out.

Quinton I hope you're reading this:
Get your eyebrows plucked properly by someone who knows what theyre doing.
Get on a diet plan.
Stop making clickbait content about shit you don't care about.
Stop doubling down on shitty political takes in the clickbait content about shit you don't care about.
Start lifting.
Start getting some real world skills.
Put your legos, toys, and plushies into storage.
Give up on your childhood, stop worshipping e-celebs, get your passion back.
???
Profit.
 

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quinton's face looks like something you would create on the wii's mii maker as a kid to make your friends laugh

"haha oh my god dude, what if we totally max out the eyebrow and nose size and put his eyes on the furthest possible setting apart???? and of course the most fucked up head shape!"
nintendo has a mii maker online so luckily i can perfectly illustrate what i mean

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>the mii is female
Nice touch.
 
He's got all the right features in the wrong position; like when you deliberately fuck up your character in Dark Souls.

Because I was feeling particularly bored and autistic this evening I attempted some cosmetic surgery. I was at a loss for how to fix the hair so I leave that to anyone else willing to take a crack at it:
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I was fighting to figure out what's wrong with his face and you put it into perfect words for me. He has features that on paper should be attractive but for some reason he just looks lumpy and strange. I wonder how much is unfortunate fat displacement because he's unfit. I feel like he'd really benefit from some Actual grooming and doing even just a bit of light, frequent exercise to tighten his shit up. He could work what he's got with fairly minimal effort, which is sad because it shows how little he cares.

I barely (if ever?) post in the Quiinton thread but I felt compelled because I can't get over his face. His beard made him seem really round-faced but he's actually very angular, yet it doesn't do him any favours. Truly an enigma. He does look 20 years older than he is either way though.

While I'm here actually I just want to add, wtf is this faggot doing with his computers and laptops? How do you make a laptop unusable the same day you buy it?
 
A part of me can't help but chuckle a little because one of Quinton's lackeys could see the current wave of good real-life tips for Quinton to take the Cenk's Nephew route (something he already tried back in 2018) and interpret it in one of two ways:

1) Kiwis recognise you can lust after the Garftube because he is that damn good looking and all he needs (like his content OMG) is giving a little of fuck.
2) They take all of this in the opposite direction because following advice from le evil TERF Farms is always a bad idea and is preferable to turn into Patrick Stewart before 25 minus the talent.

Before you think I am giving them too much credit, the last leak proved they were checking during the DM saga and they thought the kiwis that felt bad for Q were on his side.
 
Okay help me out here. I know he looks like a famous mugshot I've seen, but I can't quite place it.

He has the same dead-eyed stare as Son of Sam, but it still doesn't line up; although they do share the same irl photofit bizarre proportions:
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More like 'I follow her home', amicorrect.
I totally know what you mean. He has the makings of a black-and-white serial killer face, but I can't the particular mugshot we're thinking of, if it's a mugshot at all.

He definitely has the autistic Chris Chan set of eyes that are dead and weirdly tilted, but he almost looks worse. Is he purposefully draining the life from his stare to look cool or is that how he actually looks? It's eerie.
 
I totally know what you mean. He has the makings of a black-and-white serial killer face, but I can't the particular mugshot we're thinking of, if it's a mugshot at all.

He definitely has the autistic Chris Chan set of eyes that are dead and weirdly tilted, but he almost looks worse. Is he purposefully draining the life from his stare to look cool or is that how he actually looks? It's eerie.
You could be right, it might not be a specific mugshot I'm thinking of but just that he displays a lot of the same characteristics you see in them.

Not that I'm suggesting Q is a budding serial killer, not at all....That would actually take some personal drive. This motherfucker can't even get a video out on time when he's being paid, no way he's gonna make the effort to stalk and kill a lady for free.

I'm stuck on the same puzzle as you though, re: is he trying to look smouldering with the Down Syndrome Robert Pattinson eyes, or is he just naturally gormless and can't help it.
 
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