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I just want to point out that 1 month and 1 day ago, OiC being given modship was treated as an April Fool's joke, and Phil said it would never happen.

1 month turnaround on total hypocrisy. Further proof that there is never a reason to trust a thing Phil says.

Curiously, it's a trial modship, but Phil is stressing that if you question OiC or the choice to make him a mod, you're banned. So it's not a trial modship unless OiC completely trolls Phil then, because Phil doesn't care what his viewers actually think of him.
 
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DukeMorty said:
Dave thinks Twitch needs to give him his money owed to him from the last month when he was kicked out of the partner program. Guess what sweet heart you signed a contract stating they dont have to give you shit regardless of the reason. God you must be a salesman wet dream because you sign shit without looking at the fine print. Get fucked Dave, Twtich has your money. "Thanks for the money dummy!" -DSPView attachment 2136858
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This looks like a classic DSP setup.

Twitch isn't going to pay him, and he will go on a massive rant about how what they did is completely illegal. However in a cruel twist of fate, Phil just doesn't have the money to hire a lawyer that will win this slam dunk case for him.

Then the turbo begging will begin for whatever amount of money he can convince his audience he would have recieved.
 
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So now there's 3 outcomes:
1. The "trial" doesn't work out and OIC's status gets revoked, leading to him funneling thousands more into DSP
2. We get some underwhelming betrayal to highlight how pointless this whole thing is
3. OIC becomes a genuine, full-time mod that causes extreme detractor salt with his every appearance
I see no bad results here
 
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I get a laugh on how the thread teeters back and forth between Kat being dumb as bricks or being a 5D chess gold digger.
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I believe she's more of a child's travel Scrabble kind of gurl. The type of game where words are spelled out on the board and you just put the correct letters over them. Given her past I'd bet she's seeing a therapist. That would take a sizable chunk of her part-time pay.

Can't imagine Jim pays her, so she must be paying him? There are weirdos out there but if I put my dick in a horse it would have to be for decent money. Or a good laugh.
 
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Phil whining again about the vaccine he'll probably never get. Explains how he can get it, but he doesn’t want to go to a “mass vaccination site to get it” (what?). He immediately goes on to say how people can’t get a vaccination because his area is still “backlogged” and he wants it, but can’t get it, and it’s stressing him out.

He's really trying for these pity points, isn't he? Better tip him to make him feel better, OIC.

EDIT: Of course, it all comes back to Kat’s schedule as the reason.

Speaking of OIC, Phil is dismissing OIC's leaked chats about doxxing, so guess what's going to happen?
 
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Still ranting about Returnal and mocking roguelikes.

Not everything should cater to everyone, PPB. The game doesn't need saving. It's designed that way.

He's worse than a fucking Kotaku reviewer.
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Based on how much Phil is bitching about that game it must be good. Phil always hates games he can't wrap his head around the concept or controls. In other words not idiot proof or brain dead easy. Also, doesn't the game let your equipment from previous runs? That is like a godsend in roguelikes.
 
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I was just able to find and potentially schedule an appointment for DSP's covid vaccine shot within 5 minutes of him saying its impossible for him to get but we all know his fans don't care if hes blatantly lying, within 5.5 miles.

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clownpiss said:
I was just able to find and potentially schedule an appointment for DSP's covid vaccine shot within 5 minutes of him saying its impossible for him to get but we all know his fans don't care if hes blatantly lying, within 5.5 miles.

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Why doesn't he want to get the shot? Is it something beyond his usual laziness? 🤔
 
DukeMorty said:
Dave thinks Twitch needs to give him his money owed to him from the last month when he was kicked out of the partner program. Guess what sweet heart you signed a contract stating they dont have to give you shit regardless of the reason. God you must be a salesman wet dream because you sign shit without looking at the fine print. Get fucked Dave, Twtich has your money. "Thanks for the money dummy!" -DSP

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LTG and Tevin both got paid. I know that it has fine print but honestly I think he'll also get paid. Legal contract versus what happens in practice. He'll likely lie and claim he didnt get paid for begging segments.
 
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