Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,662
Billie looks majorly uncomfortable. And that Tess can't see that is further proof of her deep seated rage and jealousy of women who are human sized. She feels that the Vogue shoot should be her own. She's a salt mound.
Tess has definitely done photoshoots in corsets, but never anything as high profile as Vogue 😂. These are all from when she was probably at least one hundred pounds thinner. They are also photoshopped to hell and the corsets themselves probably are industrial grade to create the waistline she wishes she had.
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I remember seeing her around 10 years ago when she was Tess Munster. I thought she was so pretty then and so envious that she had a thin, pretty girl's face on an overweight body.
But boy she really let herself go and it's just sad. Years of bad lifestyle habits really caught up to her and no amount of botox and fillers and photoshop will help.
 
Tess has definitely done photoshoots in corsets, but never anything as high profile as Vogue 😂. These are all from when she was probably at least one hundred pounds thinner. They are also photoshopped to hell and the corsets themselves probably are industrial grade to create the waistline she wishes she had.
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Can you imagine if Tess tried to wear those corsets NOW?

"See? I'm still a size 22 y'all!", gasps a crimson-faced Tess just before she collapses from oxygen deprivation, followed by the sound of her corset exploding, killing everyone in 10 mile radius.
 
Let's look at Tess in these photos. I do not posses software or a med degree but I do posses non diabetic retinopathic eyes.

1) the change of breast size. All hail the person that learnt to use the boob slider and also harness the side and back fat into whatever the amalgamation of subcutaneous fat, tess calls her breasts.
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2) the knees. Even at this dainty whale weight, she is far too obese and her knees have AFK. The texture of the legs is also cottage cheese already.
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3) this photo is a mess. Black corset going into wall. So much blur tool around chin area that the pic on a cell phone is perceivable. Walls and outlines warping. Clown academy makeup. And I hate this but why the fuck isn't her butt crack straight? Who's butt crack bends??
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4) still too fat for your clothes even then. Set your gunt free Tess!
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The anorexia comments are utterly lunacy. Like, yes, people can have anorexia and be a healthy weight, you see lots of cases of people getting told by medical professionals they're fine because their BMI is average when they're literally starving themselves, and then they only get help once they turn into skellys and are so deep in their inless.

People can also be overly restrictive and be adverse to food and have a higher BMI/be overweight.

Tess does NOT. If she has any eating disorder its binge eating disorder. Possibly bulimia. Its such an insult for her to appropriate a legitimate illness so she can feel self righteous about being a fucking pig.
 
Ever since EDNOS was switched to OSFED, and the atypical anorexia label came into use, a lot of fat bitches have claimed to have it. However, they're usually smart enough to claim it was the OSFED diagnosis, and not full blown anorexia nervosa, because they realize that you have to have a BMI of 17.5 or lower to be diagnosed with AN (though this was taken out of the DSM 5 because many ED sufferers obsessed over this number). An example of atypical anorexia would be, a woman who is 5'4" used to weigh 200 pounds, and puts herself on a 500 calorie day diet, coupled with days where she would fast. Within a few months, her weight drops to 110, and if she keeps losing weight, she will quickly get into an underweight BMI, and her ED behaviors will get even more extreme, because starvation completely changes your brain chemistry and you will become even more entrenched in the OCD behaviors. This is the type of woman they want to put into treatment, despite still having a normal BMI (though on the lower end of healthy), because treatment just becomes harder and more complicated when you reach an underweight diagnosis, not to mention all the health problems that come with it.

Also, before the atypical diagnosis, many a woman who suffered from a restrictive eating disorder would become even more extreme in trying to achieve the coveted 17.5 BMI (or lower), because eating disorders are, unfortunately, seen by many of those who have one as a competition on who's more sick, and therefore, who can show the most control. If you have ever seen the pro ana sites before the big crackdown on them, you would see the fierce competition, and you would see the severe anorexics felt extremely proud that they were a weight that few could ever get to and maintain, and some of them even felt having anorexia made them superior.

Tess has never once struggled with any restrictive eating, unless she thinks that because she only had 4 doughnuts and not 8 means she's starving herself. It makes my blood boil when fat bitches like Tess claim they suffer from anorexia or restrictive eating. Mainly, because I know real anorexics probably freak the fuck out when some landwhale claims they suffer just like them. And I've known a few anorexics who have relapsed, or refuse treatment, because they are terrified of ending up like someone like Tess.
 
Ever since EDNOS was switched to OSFED, and the atypical anorexia label came into use, a lot of fat bitches have claimed to have it. However, they're usually smart enough to claim it was the OSFED diagnosis, and not full blown anorexia nervosa, because they realize that you have to have a BMI of 17.5 or lower to be diagnosed with AN

Just FYI it's 18.5, 17.5 is one of the thresholds for how severe the anorexia is though.

And yeah, those numbers are still what are used today to determine AN, but they have replaced it in the DM5 with "underweight" to avoid exactly what you said, the competitive need to get to that number.

A lot of people think that means that they did away with using the BMI chart at all when it's really more like: "The doctors know the metrics, we don't need to include the numbers to the public."

Also, reading your comment reminded me that there are a lot of personality traits that are linked to AN and Tess has exactly none of them.
 
Ever since EDNOS was switched to OSFED, and the atypical anorexia label came into use, a lot of fat bitches have claimed to have it. However, they're usually smart enough to claim it was the OSFED diagnosis, and not full blown anorexia nervosa, because they realize that you have to have a BMI of 17.5 or lower to be diagnosed with AN (though this was taken out of the DSM 5 because many ED sufferers obsessed over this number). An example of atypical anorexia would be, a woman who is 5'4" used to weigh 200 pounds, and puts herself on a 500 calorie day diet, coupled with days where she would fast. Within a few months, her weight drops to 110, and if she keeps losing weight, she will quickly get into an underweight BMI, and her ED behaviors will get even more extreme, because starvation completely changes your brain chemistry and you will become even more entrenched in the OCD behaviors. This is the type of woman they want to put into treatment, despite still having a normal BMI (though on the lower end of healthy), because treatment just becomes harder and more complicated when you reach an underweight diagnosis, not to mention all the health problems that come with it.

Also, before the atypical diagnosis, many a woman who suffered from a restrictive eating disorder would become even more extreme in trying to achieve the coveted 17.5 BMI (or lower), because eating disorders are, unfortunately, seen by many of those who have one as a competition on who's more sick, and therefore, who can show the most control. If you have ever seen the pro ana sites before the big crackdown on them, you would see the fierce competition, and you would see the severe anorexics felt extremely proud that they were a weight that few could ever get to and maintain, and some of them even felt having anorexia made them superior.

Tess has never once struggled with any restrictive eating, unless she thinks that because she only had 4 doughnuts and not 8 means she's starving herself. It makes my blood boil when fat bitches like Tess claim they suffer from anorexia or restrictive eating. Mainly, because I know real anorexics probably freak the fuck out when some landwhale claims they suffer just like them. And I've known a few anorexics who have relapsed, or refuse treatment, because they are terrified of ending up like someone like Tess.
What's even worse is that Tess is pulling the; "culture celebrates thinness, so that makes me an anorexic" card. Social media has made everyone a little more self conscious, but social media is not giving people eating disorders. People that develop ED's, already have other underlying conditions. Most of them have a history of trauma or OCD. Eating disorders are a complex mental illness and by saying it's society's fault, Tess is only adding to the stigma around eating disorders.
 
Just FYI it's 18.5, 17.5 is one of the thresholds for how severe the anorexia is though.
18.5 is considered the very lowest of what's considered a healthy BMI. The doctors might be a bit concerned about women with that BMI, but until someone dips into the 17 range, they still don't typically view it as a pressing concern, and the woman would still probably be diagnosed as atypical anorexia, not full blown anorexia nervosa.
 
Possibly bulimia.
I disagree, she loves herself too much, and as most of the deathfats, cannot stand the tinniest feeling of discomfort - no way she would go through the whole ordeal of purging and put her claw-y fingers into her maw to throw (heh) away precious cakes.
 
anyone else think shes likely planning to get weightloss surgery and this is her putting up defenses so she doesnt get critized?
Sure, that's why she fattened herself up the whole of 2020 and almost half of the current year.

If she does, it's ultimately :optimistic: from her part.

No, this is undoubtedly an attention-seeking tantrum; in the predictable queue of abuse and queerness - don't forget her dwindling Johnes, fabulously dying podcast and growing snark in her comments.
 
I hereby pledge to send Ten Ton Tess one full Bitcoin, if she proves she was officially diagnosed as anorexic. Lmao. And it has to be from a doctor, not one of her kids lmao.

I was reading an article on daily mail and saw the side recommendation saying Tess Holiday is anorexic. I legit LOL'ed thinking it was a joke article. Is she seriously this delusional? does she really believe her followers are severe sheep to the point of believing this? does she think in a post-me-too world no one will ever question a woman? does she think her proportions are anything less than that of a refrigerator?

all I have to say is this, quite succinctly -- LMAO.

Thank you, Tess, I really needed a laugh, I was feeling down and empty after finishing Parks & Rec's final episode.
 
Tess is getting seriously desperate to keep her fast waning celebrity going. She has more hate followers than fans now and no one wants to book her for photo shoots. She’s maybe managed to lose 20lb or something but the bookings haven’t flooded back in surprise surprise and so she resorts to this bullshit anorexia claim in a last ditch attempt to get some attention. And she just got laughed at which is what she deserves. She’s so desperate for those sweet sweet victim asspats, as other posters have mentioned it’s extremely insulting given that AN is the deadliest mental illness out there, she may as well have claimed to be black, it’s that level of appropriation.

I think she was high or drunk when she posted that as it’s so damn delusional. Girl knows she done fucked up hence pulling on her disgusting skin tight PJs and pretending to be a mom for once. Gtfo munster.
 
The anorexia comments are utterly lunacy. Like, yes, people can have anorexia and be a healthy weight, you see lots of cases of people getting told by medical professionals they're fine because their BMI is average when they're literally starving themselves, and then they only get help once they turn into skellys and are so deep in their inless.

People can also be overly restrictive and be adverse to food and have a higher BMI/be overweight.

Tess does NOT. If she has any eating disorder its binge eating disorder. Possibly bulimia. Its such an insult for her to appropriate a legitimate illness so she can feel self righteous about being a fucking pig.

She's just using WANNArexia to crybully, control narrative, and emotionally hijack conversation. Ryann is DIS----GUSTING. If any of her jackass followers actually knew/know someone personally with anorexia, they'd do the right thing now and engage that cancel culture. But they won't. Because most fat sacks of shit know they can say they have an eAtInG dIsOrDeR so they can make excuses, treat others like shit, lie, cheat, and bully people with it.

She liderully found out that a girl with anorexia will be in recovery for life--if she chooses to recover. That means struggles and relapsing. That means concerned and fearful friends and family to support her with her struggles. Might be just to sit and listen to her talk. But it also might involve placing a comforting arm around Ryann's bulk. "There, there, honey...We need to rush you over to Buffalo Wild Wings STAT and you can order ALL YOU WANT! And if anyone says anything MEEN, well, I'll just video them and post it everywhere to sHaMe tHeM for bUlLyInG a pOoR vUlNeRaBlE gIrL iN rEcOvErY!"

Ryann Cloven hooves is disgusting.
 
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